Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Stroke 3 when? As of May 2021

  • Within the next 3 months

    Votes: 40 13.1%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 42 13.7%
  • 6 months - 1 Year

    Votes: 72 23.5%
  • 1-2 Years

    Votes: 40 13.1%
  • 3+ Years

    Votes: 11 3.6%
  • Never

    Votes: 6 2.0%
  • The next big health scare will be something else

    Votes: 143 46.7%

  • Total voters
    306

Kosher Salt

(((NaCl)))
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But that rule doesn't apply to darkies. The only time the rule applies to help somebody is if they're white and Christian. Any other race or religion is of the Devil and Jesus wouldn't want you stopping to help them.
"Sometimes the situation doesn't feel safe and you'd rather move on." Notice he isn't saying he resists that impulse to just move on.
 

Bassomatic

True & Honest Fan
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Oh god man. These pics..

Please forgive me friends but I gotta get on a soap box and moral fag a bit.

Jr. We know you read here, so this is to you. WHAT IN HEAVENS FUCK are you doing with these pics. I and most of us here used to really root for you. You are still young and despite doing all you can to follow in your father's foot steps of being a literal international laughing stock. You have tons of time now. Go do something anything you blew a career and college you're not even 25 fuck it dude walk it off. You're doing the job a 42 year old felon does and won't advance those places keep you there grinding for pennies.

You're so strong go apprentice. Carry a masons bricks and learn. Roof etc. Maybe you don't like book learning you're young now get a skill using your body. If you stay where you are you're in a black hole my dude.

Have fun with your rap thing. Notice I use word fun? It's a hobby.

You want to help people? That's fine good on you I mean that. Get your own fucking life in order. Youre no different than that weird 3pm wine drunk lady who shows up at PTA meetings who's got no kids.

This goes back to reason to go career mode now. When you're 40 you'll be the big cheese helping the next gen out.

Last but most important stop those fucking creep pics. Like for real that's the shit even working alone at home in my office my gut sinks that I'm about to get FBI raided for cp. Flat fucking creeper bro.

As mentioned before what the hell are you even doing there We know you're helping out at murder church but nothing besides creepy young boy pics. You'd think some details like oh we do tug of war for Jesus or 400m track.

When I run my rugby team there's lots of pics of young men your age but not random pictures of them sitting on grass shirtless or their legs but doing what we do fucking hammering each other over the rock that's how people know it's a rugby team.

I've tried to speak this respectfully since you read here and maybe not busting on you you'll pay attention. If not what ever.

Just at least quit the creeper photos ffs. Someone at an alphabet agency is gonna snap up your smart phone doing that shit.

Lastly because it would be in poor taste to make my fellow jack watchers read this with out some humor.

You're dad jerks off to those pics using keto mayo as lube.
 

JackIsBlack

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Not to kill your vibe, Bassomatic, but this kid is fucked in the head to a degree. I feel like his parents barely raised him— Jack was the “stay-at-home father” and as an aspiring stay-at-home father one day, that works flexibly while my child is napping and/or at school, we know first hand that the only quality time Sr spent with Jr was taking him out to film JoTG episodes. If Sr is busy cooking with CwJ, being lazy as hell, watching the game, etc etc then what nurturing aspects did he receive growing up? I’m going to assume Tammy came home and mainly did her own thing, maybe helped Jr with his homework but that’s the extent of it. I know Jr played football growing up. Did he wrestle in high school? He seemed like a quiet kid growing up (I was as well) and then earlier this year our lolcow shenanigans bled onto Reddit slightly in regards to the choking incident and I read one comment from a Redditor that claimed to have gone to HS with Jr, saying he was very quiet and kinda distanced because word got around that his father almost choked him to death (of course we know this is Garrett but it seems like no HS student interrogated about it (makes sense) and just assumed it was Jr that Sr was talking about). So I imagine that weirded the kids out— new kid comes to our school so we look him up and find the controversial video of his dad finding pleasure, to an extent, of choking his son and his mom sits there with a smile on her face. I feel like Jr only found friendship through sportsmanship ever in his life, minus Brianna, she must have said, “new boy a QT” and really got manipulated into the whole relationship thing because sweetie, you should date a real man not one that LARPs one because he has big arm muscles. This kid really is fucking brain damaged. I know he watched Archer during high school because I once stumbled upon his Spanish video project that was like a day to day activity list voice over’d in Espanol. That is like the most sex crazed cartoon on the market and I’m sure pedophilia is touched upon.. so if Jr had to learn that pedophilia is a no-no from Archer then go back and watch a few episodes there, chum. Anyways, I will reiterate that Jr is quite the fuck up. Let’s be real, shit happens and maybe college isn’t for you. If he couldn’t handle it after a week or a month then either put on your big boy pants and force yourself to read the history, science, psychology etc books they make you read, because the first semester has literally nothing to do with your major, so you can get a degree and go places in life, or learn a trade. If Jr was a smart 21 year old adult and not some kid running around yelling ORANGE CRUSH and being a white nigga, he would obliterate all of his social media accounts, worship Jesus like a normal person of society that is religious, and do something commemorative with his life. Jr, be an average Joe even though you apparently “despise” it. Unless you want your wife to leave you, be homeless, and get arrested for having a pic of long john Johnson’s Johnson in your phone because you were taking pics of his knees and his cock slipped out from the bottom of his shorts.
 

rubytintedchix

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I don’t know and I don’t want to diagnose anyone over the internet either, but the early years Jack on the Go and Cooking with Jack, Jr. seemed sorta like he could be on the spectrum ever so slightly at least when he was younger anyway. He didn’t seem to communicate well or a lot, but that could be that he just didn’t like being on camera too. Who knows? Didn’t know if anyone else picked up on it.
 

DontEatThat

Not my fault
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I don’t know and I don’t want to diagnose anyone over the internet either, but the early years Jack on the Go and Cooking with Jack, Jr. seemed sorta like he could be on the spectrum ever so slightly at least when he was younger anyway. He didn’t seem to communicate well or a lot, but that could be that he just didn’t like being on camera too. Who knows? Didn’t know if anyone else picked up on it.
Dont know about the spectrum but he did have some awkward moments. I always chalked that up to him just being a kid. As he got older though I always had the thought that he didnt have much social interaction or many friends for that matter. He did play sports so im sure that was good for him and had college lined up but all of that came to an end and now here we are. Jack probably had something to do with his social growth being stunted, with him playing pretend and only giving a shit about himself. Thats probably why he is so amped that he got married and is doing this orange shit with the kids. Hes probably making up for lost time.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
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A surprising lack of videos this week. I wonder if Jack finally realized he is wasting his time with Youtube.
He probably is looking at all his old videos from 15 years ago, a sad open mouthed soy smile on his face as he goes full fucking loser and tries to figure out which one has the most views so he can try and bootleg it again.

Either that or he's currently wasting his time tantruming at Tammy to look for properties because of the gays/scared of trolls/gay pathetic cult reasons at the moment.
 

Pig Cups

#femalesupremacy
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A surprising lack of videos this week. I wonder if Jack finally realized he is wasting his time with Youtube.
That would un-ironically be a serious disappointment. Like a double-edged sword, some of y’all might see it as a win in that the constant critiques/trolling has finally forced him off the platform in shame, but it would also be a major loss in that we’d have no new content from him. Jack is a detestable, selfish, immature, intellectually retarded, incompetent, individual…yet I cannot look away. His content is amazing in all the wrong ways. He provokes visceral feelings of utter hatred to the point where it’s a high- You want to watch more Jack videos and you want him to keep uploading because it feels good to feel the hate and goosebumps from the douchechillery he puts off. I hope Jack keeps uploading and vlogging to the day he dies, including from his hospital bed. I need that to be available for as long as possible to feed that masochistic side of me.

I don’t know and I don’t want to diagnose anyone over the internet either, but the early years Jack on the Go and Cooking with Jack, Jr. seemed sorta like he could be on the spectrum ever so slightly at least when he was younger anyway. He didn’t seem to communicate well or a lot, but that could be that he just didn’t like being on camera too. Who knows? Didn’t know if anyone else picked up on it.
Eh, he sounds okay here (who knows how many takes or coaching this required).
 

desu91

fuck your dopamine receptors
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A surprising lack of videos this week. I wonder if Jack finally realized he is wasting his time with Youtube.
He's just uploaded to Facebook from Panera, overexaggerating a minor near-accident at the parking lot and something about a family of geese(?) behind his car. OOOOH FREAKY!!

His whole demeanor was as though he had just encountered a near death experience. It's also funny that the way he described the experience was as though he was driving the vehicle, and not Medium T.

Also I wonder if any of the church camp kids are lurking here (or likely led to the farms from the fat Dream fallout) - that's right, your "orange camp leader" is one hell of a creep.

 
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Archie_Kimkicker

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Huh, did Dad Bod Cali delete all of his creepy insta stories? Everything is suddenly gone. I thought Insta stories usually expire slowly.
Junior is reading the thread and seething that his obvious lust for teen cock was deciphered. He can't shoot us like he would prefer, so I guess Tam Jr is getting a good punching tonight (sorry Tam Jr!)
 

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