Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Stroke 3 when? As of May 2021

  • Within the next 3 months

    Votes: 44 13.8%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 43 13.4%
  • 6 months - 1 Year

    Votes: 77 24.1%
  • 1-2 Years

    Votes: 44 13.8%
  • 3+ Years

    Votes: 11 3.4%
  • Never

    Votes: 6 1.9%
  • The next big health scare will be something else

    Votes: 148 46.3%

  • Total voters
    320

Kuritan Deplorable

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There's a saying out there. God helps those who help themselves. In other words if Mushbrain were the pious individual he claims to be he would have done the rehab and regained some of the use of his arm. But that required effort and he's not into that so he let it atrophy and it's a useless appendage right now. If anything God is punishing him for being a retard.
As far as I remember, God also believes in the concept of consequences for your actions. He's not punishing Jack with the arm, he did that all to himself, in a fantastic display of Gluttony and Sloth. A loving father lets his children learn the hard way sometimes.
 

AnOminous

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As far as I remember, God also believes in the concept of consequences for your actions. He's not punishing Jack with the arm, he did that all to himself, in a fantastic display of Gluttony and Sloth. A loving father lets his children learn the hard way sometimes.
The Third Circle of Hell is reserved for the Gluttons. This is what happens to them.

In the third circle I arrive, of show'rs
Ceaseless, accursed, heavy, and cold, unchang'd
For ever, both in kind and in degree.
Large hail, discolour'd water, sleety flaw
Through the dun midnight air stream'd down amain:
Stank all the land whereon that tempest fell.

Cerberus, cruel monster, fierce and strange,
Through his wide threefold throat barks as a dog
Over the multitude immers'd beneath.
His eyes glare crimson, black his unctuous beard,
His belly large, and claw'd the hands, with which
He tears the spirits, flays them, and their limbs
Piecemeal disparts. Howling there spread, as curs,
Under the rainy deluge, with one side
The other screening, oft they roll them round,
A wretched, godless crew. When that great worm
Descried us, savage Cerberus, he op'd
His jaws, and the fangs show'd us; not a limb
Of him but trembled. Then my guide, his palms
Expanding on the ground, thence filled with earth
Rais'd them, and cast it in his ravenous maw.
E'en as a dog, that yelling bays for food
His keeper, when the morsel comes, lets fall
His fury, bent alone with eager haste
To swallow it; so dropp'd the loathsome cheeks
Of demon Cerberus, who thund'ring stuns
The spirits, that they for deafness wish in vain.

Come to think of it, Jack demonstrates all the Deadly Sins. Gluttony and Sloth, obviously.

Wrath, trying to choke out his own son.
Pride, refusing to accept any criticism.
Greed, spending thousands of dollars of Tammy's money to buy endless amounts of Chinese crap.
Envy, his hatred of streamers better than he is, which is all of them.
Lust, his insatiable desire for cock.
 

Genichiro

wanna meet my party bug ?
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Pretty sure Jumbo had the perfect chance and time for physiotherapy after the stroke. That is God's beneficence there. Why did you reject help given to you, saying it is too hard, Jumbo ?
The Third Circle of Hell is reserved for the Gluttons. This is what happens to them.
Jumbo's in particular would be trapped in a room of vegetables. Unsalted, unladen and au naturel crisp vegetables, but he can only consume meat.
 

GentlemanFaggot

I got in...
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Pretty sure Jumbo had the perfect chance and time for physiotherapy after the stroke. That is God's beneficence there. Why did you reject help given to you, saying it is too hard, Jumbo ?

Jumbo's in particular would be trapped in a room of vegetables. Unsalted, unladen and au naturel crisp vegetables, but he can only consume meat.
Simpsons already covered what Jack's ironic hell would look like:

 

Bassomatic

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I keep thinking about how scary a stroke is. I'm not much a fradi cat but that's scary. Jack had to wear a glove and squish a stress ball to be ok. Skip religion debate, god 2 strokes no issues just press a squishy ball.

Yet he does not. What the fuck. How lazy are you let a limb die? Part of me thinks he's that big a scam artist he will give a limb up to keep med T. She won't leave her disabled man. Evil is the only word for that.

The tendies was pure gold no it's not a review they are same fucking sicso shit world wide jack is just a fat fuck.
 

captkrisma

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Does...does Jr not know Babylon Bee is satire?
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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Does...does Jr not know Babylon Bee is satire?
You need some intelligence to get satire. Qtard Cali is not what we'd consider SMRT. $!0 says he got this on his Facebook feed from somebody like Mushbrain. And if somebody points out that this is satire he's going to either backpedal and say he was joking or he'll double down on it because he wants to believe it's true.

He's constipated? Honestly there's a reason we refer to him as Mushbrain. He was never a huge brainbox but this last stroke really did a number on his cognitive functions.
 

Aaway

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Thin skinned Jack telling others they are throwing a tantrum, lol. Jack, you're the biggest baby out there.

*Edit*
Jack links a Fox News article, which refers to a NY Times test. Also, isn't Jack always preaching not to trust the media?

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someone commenting on a FB post disagreeing with jack=throwing a tantrum

it's not just that he can't handle criticism, he literally can't handle anyone disagreeing with him on the most trivial things. what a pathetic little bitch he is
 

Aunt Carol

four-letter word for a female
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Jack cannot find anyone to type his comments that are backed up because tammy is busy avoiding his passive aggressive comments to get the thick BBC from Tyrone Johnson.
Jack could learn from Lou Gagliardi and start using speech-to-text everywhere. He could get back into long-form blogging again! Mind, you still have to read before posting, in case of any transcription errors, but with Jack's clear and articulated speech, that shouldn't be more difficult than his usual approach to editing.
 

Adamska

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Does...does Jr not know Babylon Bee is satire?
Satire site strikes again!
He’s just sad because the satirical woman has bigger balls than he has.

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I literally have no idea.
Fatboy's still angry he didn't get his blue iMac. Remember that by his own logic, Jack's not a man because he is tantruming over a color for his stupid device he wants.
It looks like you're in a mall. Hardly a great cathedral Jack.
Doesn't his church run by a rape apologist and murderer also have these tacky neon lights when night services go too?

Because I know that that's the type of Church Jesus would fuck up.
 

boxybum

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Thin skinned Jack telling others they are throwing a tantrum, lol. Jack, you're the biggest baby out there.

*Edit*
Jack links a Fox News article, which refers to a NY Times test. Also, isn't Jack always preaching not to trust the media?

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He always has to be a little bitch to everyone. Fat pussy can't handle people with an opposing opinion and has to disable comments for 3 years on his videos. He acts like mr. big stuff YouTuber in his videos like he is so important but crumbles at the slightest negativity towards him. Such a sad fragile man.
 

Adamska

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It allows you to be in control of your seasoning, fatty

And proof that true and honest foodjacks are just as stupid as he is
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Jack's tastebuds are so destroyed he doesn't even taste salt unless you use salted butter and then more salt on top of it. He wasn't able to taste a cup's worth of Tumeric in his horrible Quarantine Chili after all.
 
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