Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

[Acceptable]

my parents taught me from a young age not to mock people who pronounce words wrong because they probably learned it from reading it and blah blah blah. But if your going to have a “cooking show” you need to learn to fucking pronounce shit properly. And if you can’t, then do the research and learn. It’s not “Ta-Jin” it’s “ta-heen” like in fajitas. Holy shit.

 

[DontEatThat]

What a shocker, well known fat fuck who gorges on dairy, meat and fatty foods hates vegetable chips.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Jump cuts and lies. He will never make kale chips again.

 

[Chorton]

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It allows you to be in control of your seasoning, fatty

And proof that true and honest foodjacks are just as stupid as he is
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God forbid his stroked-out ass even marginally controls his salt intake.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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The intro is very abrupt, no usual "Hey guys what's going on Jack Scalfani here Cooking with Jack Show". He must have fucked up the cut again, his editing has been really bad lately even for him. Jack gives us a demonstration of his stroke arm which looks pathetic and creepy. He's trying to sell us on being "pumped" to make something you know Tammy put him up to, but it's just not convincing. Mr. Chirritzo pronounces Tajin "Tazhin". No floppy bowls this time, but I'm sure it's just a coincidence that he's not using them after the floppy bowls were remarked on by that podcast he's never heard of. Mixes the oil and kale by hand, why not put a cover over the bowl and shake it? Kale has a fairly strong taste on its own, which is probably why he prefers lettuce, since lettuce is just a vehicle for salad dressing and doesn't taste like much. Jump cut after eating, "you can taste all the seasoning", but of course he has the palate of a toddler so he added coomin. "The kale has no flavor at all" because he drowned it in seasoning.

my parents taught me from a young age not to mock people who pronounce words wrong because they probably learned it from reading it and blah blah blah. But if your going to have a “cooking show” you need to learn to fucking pronounce shit properly. And if you can’t, then do the research and learn. It’s not “Ta-Jin” it’s “ta-heen” like in fajitas. Holy shit.

When someone pretends to know how to pronounce Spanish words but Peggy Hills it up then that person is fair game for mockery.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Mr. Chirritzo pronounces Tajin "Tazhin".

He's probably heard somebody say tagine before and assumed they were talking about tajin. It'd be hilarious to get him on some kind of cooking competition TV show where they ask everybody to make a tagine and after everybody else presents their dishes he just gives them a bowl of spices.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Why does he mention that you have to cut away the leaves from the stem like 65 times?

 

[boxybum]

my parents taught me from a young age not to mock people who pronounce words wrong because they probably learned it from reading it and blah blah blah. But if your going to have a “cooking show” you need to learn to fucking pronounce shit properly. And if you can’t, then do the research and learn. It’s not “Ta-Jin” it’s “ta-heen” like in fajitas. Holy shit.

You can tell when he hates something when he immediately cuts the video right after biting it. He kept going on about seasoning seasoning like he can't stand the taste of the actual food he is eating. Not everything needs to be drenched in powerful seasonings and salt fatty especially kale.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack saying you put tajin on ice cream makes my urge to kill rise. Mango paletas, sure. Not fucking ice cream. Him saying tajin is spicy is also wrong unless you eat a fucking spoon of it. It's chili lime salt. Tajin also doesn't have tiny holes for pouring, it has one big hole. Jack lifted the bottle off camera on purpose and dumped a shitload of tajin.

"There's a natural sweetness from the leaf" IT'S CHILI LIME SALT.

 

[desu91]

Seems like Mommy T is tightening her grip on the fat man’s diet. I’m imagining her standing behind the camera, and instead of pointing a gun at the fat man, she is just holding divorce papers.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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The intro is very abrupt, no usual "Hey guys what's going on Jack Scalfani here Cooking with Jack Show". He must have fucked up the cut again, his editing has been really bad lately even for him. Jack gives us a demonstration of his stroke arm which looks pathetic and creepy. He's trying to sell us on being "pumped" to make something you know Tammy put him up to, but it's just not convincing. Mr. Chirritzo pronounces Tajin "Tazhin". No floppy bowls this time, but I'm sure it's just a coincidence that he's not using them after the floppy bowls were remarked on by that podcast he's never heard of. Mixes the oil and kale by hand, why not put a cover over the bowl and shake it? Kale has a fairly strong taste on its own, which is probably why he prefers lettuce, since lettuce is just a vehicle for salad dressing and doesn't taste like much. Jump cut after eating, "you can taste all the seasoning", but of course he has the palate of a toddler so he added coomin. "The kale has no flavor at all" because he drowned it in seasoning.


When someone pretends to know how to pronounce Spanish words but Peggy Hills it up then that person is fair game for mockery.

I don't see C. U. Piggie either.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I don't see C. U. Piggie either.

I swear he’s covering it up with his dumb yellow hat to spite us. No sign of the camel toe spoon either.

Edit: He also called his arm “his stroke arm” has he ever addressed it like this before? I thought he kept trying to sell its non-functionality as “an accident” a while go.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Pretty sure the salted butter is more likely to make your heart stop, Ken.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

You can tell when he hates something when he immediately cuts the video right after biting it. He kept going on about seasoning seasoning like he can't stand the taste of the actual food he is eating. Not everything needs to be drenched in powerful seasonings and salt fatty especially kale.

Good thing he made enough that Tammy could eat it all and it wouldn't be unreasonable. Though maybe he sabotaged it with too much Tazhin and Coomin.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I swear he’s covering it up with his dumb yellow hat to spite us. No sign of the camel toe spoon either.

Edit: He also called his arm “his stroke arm” has he ever addressed it like this before? I thought he kept trying to sell its non-functionality as “an accident” a while go.

We're the only people who use the term "stroke arm", so this confirms he is reading this thread. Jack, you aren't fooling anybody, your stroke arm is almost fucking dead, otherwise dogs would not be taking an interest in it.

 

[Adamska]

I don't see C. U. Piggie either.

He's hiding that and I know he also got new shirts to hide how he's as fat as ever by using a size difference to fake looseness; his new shirts' logo have a different sheen to them to his old shirts for those wondering. He's just lying for himself now, despite how not even he believes his own bullshit.

 

[a dinosaur]

"I think it's Tah-zjeen. I think that's what it's called. Uh, I know a lot of Hispanic ice cream shops use this all the time. Uh, this is very popular. I found out about this in California."

No, Jack. You found out about Tajin last fall, made "carnitas" with it and went to one (1) paleteria in a strip mall in Hendersonville next to a fucking Papa Murphy's.

 

[thebuilder]

Why does he mention that you have to cut away the leaves from the stem like 65 times?

His brain gets stuck in bootloops on the regular

 

[Aaway]

I swear he’s covering it up with his dumb yellow hat to spite us. No sign of the camel toe spoon either.

Edit: He also called his arm “his stroke arm” has he ever addressed it like this before? I thought he kept trying to sell its non-functionality as “an accident” a while go.

jack saying "stroke arm" is just further proof that he's always reading this thread

the funny part about that is he clearly knows rob is a troll who also lurks here after his "pig cups" post the other day, but he won't be able to boys club him without basically admitting that he follows this thread

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Thin skinned Jack telling others they are throwing a tantrum, lol. Jack, you're the biggest baby out there.

*Edit*
Jack links a Fox News article, which refers to a NY Times test. Also, isn't Jack always preaching not to trust the media?

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I know it's said every page, but Jack is such a cunt. Every time someone disagrees, he pulls the boomer equivalent of "u mad?"