Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

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Randall Fragg

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Couldn't resist. I have to know what they are like. The shipping on this makes this sale roughly competitive with Amazon on a price/bottle basis. But on his site you can mix and match. Would have added the "Gourmet Seasoning" but it still seems to be out of stock.

I expect a full report and review of Jack’s sauce.
 

Dave Meltzer

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A new snack review for the people that are health concioncess. By Jack's standard at least. Cheese crisps. Ever eat a cheese flavored snack like cheddar cheese potato chips and think these would be so much better without the potato? You're in luck. You'll know when you see the 3 bags right away which one he'll prefer.
 

Francis E. Dec Esc.

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A new snack review for the people that are health concioncess. By Jack's standard at least. Cheese crisps. Ever eat a cheese flavored snack like cheddar cheese potato chips and think these would be so much better without the potato? You're in luck. You'll know when you see the 3 bags right away which one he'll prefer.
You can make those yourself in the microwave. Just put some shredded cheese on a piece of parchment paper on a plate, and microwave it until it stops bubbling.
 

Aaway

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a 2 minute video where he reviews chips lols

and yeah it was so obvious right when you see the flavors that he'd choose the one with bacon. i'm pretty sure his body has been programmed to flat out reject any food that isn't bacon, bbq, burgers, or fries
 

LordofCringe7206

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a 2 minute video where he reviews chips lols

and yeah it was so obvious right when you see the flavors that he'd choose the one with bacon. i'm pretty sure his body has been programmed to flat out reject any food that isn't bacon, bbq, burgers, or fries
I am actually shocked he picked the bacon one. From my own personal experience, most chips that try to be bacon flavored turn out to be awful tasting. Anyone else remember those horrible bacon flavored Pringles from a few years ago?

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Aunt Myrna

Have you tried my Party Cheese Salad?
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Couldn't resist. I have to know what they are like. The shipping on this makes this sale roughly competitive with Amazon on a price/bottle basis. But on his site you can mix and match. Would have added the "Gourmet Seasoning" but it still seems to be out of stock.

Is there a reason why my image from this post is gone?
 

JackDavis

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can a kiwi in the us order one of his sauces and write a review, i would donate something to your gofoundme if you get salmonella.
Someone like 2 pages ago just ordered 4 bottles of sauces and will probably write a review here.
I ordered some myself and wrote something too a few months ago.
Basically the BBQ sauce is cheap shit, tastes like white sugar syrup with the consistency of something thickened with corn starch.
The "Best Seasoning Ever" is decent, but it's basic bitch. It's just Garlic/Salt/Onion/Pepper. You can get a jar of each from the supermarket, mix them together and get the same thing for $4 instead of $6 + $6 s/h.
 

The Flawless Gazelles

Die Aesthetik Der Herrschaftsfreiheit
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Someone like 2 pages ago just ordered 4 bottles of sauces and will probably write a review here.
I ordered some myself and wrote something too a few months ago.
Basically the BBQ sauce is cheap shit, tastes like white sugar syrup with the consistency of something thickened with corn starch.
The "Best Seasoning Ever" is decent, but it's basic bitch. It's just Garlic/Salt/Onion/Pepper. You can get a jar of each from the supermarket, mix them together and get the same thing for $4 instead of $6 + $6 s/h.
you know that self harm is a serious problem and you should talk to a specialist about it?
 

chekovia

Nothingness has taken me...
kiwifarms.net
Someone like 2 pages ago just ordered 4 bottles of sauces and will probably write a review here.
I ordered some myself and wrote something too a few months ago.
Basically the BBQ sauce is cheap shit, tastes like white sugar syrup with the consistency of something thickened with corn starch.
The "Best Seasoning Ever" is decent, but it's basic bitch. It's just Garlic/Salt/Onion/Pepper. You can get a jar of each from the supermarket, mix them together and get the same thing for $4 instead of $6 + $6 s/h.
Stay strong. You don't have to do this alone.
 

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