Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

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Charlie Delicious

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Do those meatballs look burnt to anyone else?

For the love of god, use fresh basil! Buy real parmesan! Chop an onion! Mince some garlic!

Also, if you want your dish to sound appetizing, don't refer to the leftover fat in the pan as "grease"

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Nano

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Do those meatballs look burnt to anyone else?
For sure burnt, also funny thing I noticed is that in one scene he calls a skillet a skittle.
Lmao was he reading a recipe and had no idea what a skillet was or is it just stroke brain?
 

Angrybirdsfan

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I was looking at the comments of the videos, and boy do they look exceptional. Blind.
They think his cooking is good when it isn't.
He undercooked the Apple Pie Cookies, I would rather follow a recipie online, and cook it according to plan.
 

Water-T

Let's go crunch some numbers!
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-goes to one of the most popular vegas buffets on thanksgiving and proceeds to complain about the 3 hour wait
-throws a fit over not being told there were VIP packages available that could have shortened the wait
-calls a manager to complain about not being told about the VIP packages
-at 3:14 he complains that the bus boy is cleaning off his table too slow and that he's going to die of hunger
Jack is one of the few people stupid enough to starve to death at a buffet.

"Why wasn't I told that I could get the food myself?"

"Um, sir....this is a buffet. It's implied that you go to the table and get it yourself'

"I'm giving this place 1/10....no, i'm giving it a zero because you're not shoveling the food directly down my throat"
 

Aaway

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I was looking at the comments of the videos, and boy do they look exceptional. Blind.
They think his cooking is good when it isn't.
He undercooked the Apple Pie Cookies, I would rather follow a recipie online, and cook it according to plan.
yeah that was one of the funniest parts about reading jack's comment sections (RIP) a little over half the comments would be people calling him out for his food looking like shit, his terrible behavior, his disgusting table manners, etc and the other half would be his fans praising his disgusting cooking as if it was the greatest thing they've ever seen

jack's fans must be the easiest people in the world to please
 
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Gladatha

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Jack is one of the few people stupid enough to starve to death at a buffet.

"Why wasn't I told that I could get the food myself?"

"Um, sir....this is a buffet. It's implied that you go to the table and get it yourself'

"I'm giving this place 1/10....no, i'm giving it a zero because you're not shoveling the food directly down my throat"
Jack is honestly no stranger to buffets. From grabbing bacon with his hands to cross contaminating beef and pork with the same tongs...

The more he can eat the better!
 

purpleboy

Exceptional the Individualhog
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God must’ve gifted Jack with an amazing metabolism if he eats like this but is still only in the 300-400 range as opposed to being a globgogabgalab who relies on a mobility scooter and has to sleep in a bariatric bed
 
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AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Retired Staff
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"I'm giving this place 1/10....no, i'm giving it a zero because you're not shoveling the food directly down my throat"
When the next stroke takes his other arm, Jack on the Go episodes will literally have him going to restaurants and having them stick a funnel down his throat and pour in grease and lard.
 

Water-T

Let's go crunch some numbers!
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When the next stroke takes his other arm, Jack on the Go episodes will literally have him going to restaurants and having them stick a funnel down his throat and pour in grease and lard.
"This place hooked up an IV and shot that sweet, sweet sugar and grease straight into my veins! 10/10, would stroke out again!"
 

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