I swear to god I thought you were fucking with us and used photoshop to stretch out his stomach, but he actually is this fucking rotund in the video. Given his shape, his gimp arm, and the amount of carbs he eats the only thing I can compare him to anymore is a Колобок (which is a sentient ball of dough from Russian fables).
Jack Jr is such a dickhead. I would never collide with a cow irl but I saw him at mckays today trying to sell a whole shopping cart full of old religious books. He started getting all frustrated and literally demanded to speak to the manager because he thought his cart full of garbage was worth more than 20 cents per book. He was with future Mrs. Scalfani and a small child who he kissed on the forehead so I can only assume it was her sister. Enjoy the pic.
JFC that tattoo. I get the crown+lion=Jesus, but this looks like the type of tattoo you'd expect to see on a Rastafarian or possibly a Latin King.