Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

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Leo Bonhart

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He put the cardboard packaging into the oven and baked them all together.

what the fuck jack

"I'd rather eat a Fat Head pizza! Remember that video? I'll put a link in the description."
And of course, he doesn't.
I wonder what the instructions on the box say.

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Jack you stupid, fat motherfucker. Die in a fire.
Accshually, I had to look this up. He did follow the instructions for the 'pizza snacks' variety of their line when he kept the cardboard on:
(https://www.realgoodfoods.com/pro-tips/)

Pizza Snacks
Baking in the oven is highly recommended and don’t forget about KEEPING the snacks ON THE CARDBOARD SAUCER in the oven and microwave!


Air Fryer (My note: lol)
OUR FAVORITE! Remove cardboard and bake at 350 degrees for 12-16 minutes.
 

JackDavis

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"whAT's Up Food jACKS?"
"Cram it up the bird."
"I don't like how I have to heat this up slowly. You can't just go up to 450 degrees." This guy is so impatient.
"I think I'm going to have to have Tammy glue this down." Yeah, glue metal to metal and throw it into a 350 degree oven, sounds good.
Holy fuck he used superglue, wtf.
He complains about how hard it is to place the chicken on top of the hot salt cone. I'm sure it's not that hard if you have two arms.
 

Religion is Dead

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Jack Jr is such a dickhead. I would never collide with a cow irl but I saw him at mckays today trying to sell a whole shopping cart full of old religious books. He started getting all frustrated and literally demanded to speak to the manager because he thought his cart full of garbage was worth more than 20 cents per book. He was with future Mrs. Scalfani and a small child who he kissed on the forehead so I can only assume it was her sister. Enjoy the pic.
That tattoo is a god damn beacon, signaling his arrival from 20 miles away.
 

Adamska

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"whAT's Up Food jACKS?"
"Cram it up the bird."
"I don't like how I have to heat this up slowly. You can't just go up to 450 degrees." This guy is so impatient.
"I think I'm going to have to have Tammy glue this down." Yeah, glue metal to metal and throw it into a 350 degree oven, sounds good.
Holy fuck he used superglue, wtf.
He complains about how hard it is to place the chicken on top of the hot salt cone. I'm sure it's not that hard if you have two arms.
Just to comment since he did this: do not under any circumstances fucking heat superglue. It actually will vaporize and give off toxic gases and land on everything as a residue when heated enough.

Jack fucking poisoned himself with some nice cyanide compounds.
 

captkrisma

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Just to comment since he did this: do not under any circumstances fucking heat superglue. It actually will vaporize and give off toxic gases and land on everything as a residue when heated enough.

Jack fucking poisoned himself with some nice cyanide compounds.
Running bets now for death pool. Stroke 3 or cyanide poisoning? MAKE YOUR BETS.
 
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