Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Charlie Delicious

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we see Jack move to switch the camera off with a nice cough and snort.
A real laugh out loud when I saw that. Must be a preview of his Behind the Scenes! So disgusting.

I also like his one-armed-man tip for measuring. Since he can't scrape the sides of a bowl ... just add a little more ingredient to compensate!

Jack's Cooking with Strokes tip of the week!

Edit: cutting bacon with scissors.
 

JackDavis

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A real laugh out loud when I saw that. Must be a preview of his Behind the Scenes! So disgusting.

I also like his one-armed-man tip for measuring. Since he can't scrape the sides of a bowl ... just add a little more ingredient to compensate!

Jack's Cooking with Strokes tip of the week!
Ohhh, I was wondering why he would give such a shit tip. Makes sense now.
I would pay to see behind the scenes footage of him putting that heavy pan into the oven.
 
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Charlie Delicious

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Couldn't you change the angle or better diffuse your light source if it's too bright for your eyes?

Legit asking what he can do different instead of a *checks notes* DVD box
 

Rei is shit

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Been catching up on Jack and I noticed something I haven't seen mentioned in burgar wars #4

Whoever is holding the camera says "gross" at 9:24 right after his big boy bite

Couldn't you change the angle or better diffuse your light source if it's too bright for your eyes?

Legit asking what he can do different instead of a *checks notes* DVD box
This is a guy who wants to cook everything at 600 so he can eat it a bit sooner. Spending an hour or two reading/watching tutorials and the changing his set up is way too much work.
 

Aaway

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I'm guessing he puts a DVD in front of the lamp so it doesn't shine directly in his eyes.

Edit: I absolutely love that he finally uses his BBQ sauce in this recipe... which is advertised as "Check out this gross recipe".
"Get ready to make this for your 4th of July picnic, alright?" - Video uploaded July 12th.


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jesus christ how fucking hard is it to edit out that 10 second clip? also, he looks and sounds terrible in this video. i'd say its pretty sad to watch at this point but then i remember what an awful person jack is so i don't feel bad at all

so that's the "behind the scenes" footage you get if you become a member of the channel
 

Adamska

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A gross recipe?

Just send him how to make a Century Egg and watch him cringe. Or if you're super evil; Casu Marzu cheese since he's a tub of lard made from Italy a few generations ago.
 
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Cardenio

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I liked that Jack really was surprised that he'd be shocked to enjoy a recipe of Beans, Fatty Meat, Sugar (BBQ Sauce), and Nature's Sugar Fruit.

I mean it didn't look paricularly good since Jack made it and he's too lazy to use dry beans, but it's more or less a spin on Cowboy Beans.
 
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FemalePresident

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Been catching up on Jack and I noticed something I haven't seen mentioned in burgar wars #4

Whoever is holding the camera says "gross" at 9:24 right after his big boy bite
lol you're right

I guess his friends are already tired of him but can't shake him off. And if watching him eat that burger in video is disgusting, imagine it in front of you in real time sharing the same table.
 
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RodDangerous

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What an absolute gem of a Burger Wars video.

“Are you ready for more burgers?”

“No.”

Jack’s associate appears to be labouring (2:58–3:54) and on the verge of keeling over and dying.

As always, here’s to those that were caught in the crossfire:

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I’ll leave the rest to the Kiwis that dissect his videos with much more enthusiasm and detail.
 
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