The place is actually called Don Miguel's Juicery + Rustic Kitchen. Jack just calls it Rustic Kitchen.
Here's Jack pulling up into the handicapped spot. I wonder if he thinks people who use handicapped spots are lazy too?
He talks about one of his rules is that he doesn't go to places with "paper signs" because they're not sure if they're going to be around or not. Despite this, he says it's a nice sign ("Its a nice sign, I know the font"). He says it's in the same area as two other restaurants he likes, that are good places. They have the same type of "paper" sign. Okay then.
Tammy takes the tiniest sip of her drink and Jack wants her to review it. She says she can taste the cilantro in it, her friend corrects her and says it has ginger and tumeric in it. I can see how she got confused. *sarcasm*
Jack takes a guess at what came with his wrap and asks if it's jicama, it's actually pineapple... How the hell do you guess jicama?
Jack eating a wrap like he eats pole. No shame. His very insightful review of the wrap: "The chicken is warm, I like it." Thank you.
His full review of his smoothie: "All I can taste is beet." I guess that mean he doesn't like it, so he goes and gets an extra keto-friendly (my words, not his) peanut butter and banana smoothie instead. His full review of his new smoothie "This one has peanut butter, I'm a big fan of peanut butter."