Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

Skeealator

Nyeh Heh Heh!
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I don't understand why they like him so much. Other channels like Laura in the Kitchen have much higher production value and the food looks good. It may be the politics and Christianity, but Laura actually is a wife that can make food that looks good, not Jack food that looks like an abortion.
Are we sure they aren’t just trolling votes?
 

thedingledongle

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charles and his wife go to a little hole in the wall in maine and eat some lobster rolls and fried clams

no 4 minute video of the parking lot and showing himself taking a bite of food here. charles shows his drive through the town, reviews the food, and sits down with the owners to talk

Charles' wife has some cannons
 
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Cardenio

Cheese?
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New largely boring video. Noticed he misspells "Utensil", "Whisk", and "Rachel" (as in Rachel Ray). Guessing it's just sheer laziness but it makes me wonder how awful it'd be to read a text message from Jack.


@9:08 he uses the dead arm briefly. He has clear trouble opening his hand. It feels reminiscent of "Inspector Kemp" from Young Frankenstein.
 

Zyklon Ass Gas

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New largely boring video. Noticed he misspells "Utensil", "Whisk", and "Rachel" (as in Rachel Ray). Guessing it's just sheer laziness but it makes me wonder how awful it'd be to read a text message from Jack.

There's something surreal to me about a grown man showing off his latest Amazon haul to the internet thinking it's good content. If you want to preview the stupid kitchen gimmicks you're going to be "reviewing," sure I guess, but only a few of those were.

Who in their right mind cares that you bought some salt and pepper shakers, a whisk, a bowl with a handle, tongs, and so on. Who fucking cares, and furthermore who doesn't own those, or at the very least knows they exist and have used them before?

There's something oddly specific about this video that drives me up the fucking wall.


Also as an aside you can tell he's not actually grabbing the handle on the mixing bowl, he just relaxed his hand and it returned to its clenched state.
 

Captain Ahab

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The funny thing about a Jack and his pointless kitchen gizmos is that a good chef could accomplish so much more with a crappy knife and a rusty old pan than Jack could ever dream of achieving with $10,000’s worth of gadgets.

You never see actual chefs buying this crap. People who actually know what they are doing spend their money on kitchen essentials, but they always go for quality. A good knife can be expensive but a skilled cooked can do magic with it. Instead of investing in his culinary education, going to cooking classes or shit like that, Jack thinks he can make up for his complete lack of skills by buying a $400 app-controled onion chopper.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
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New largely boring video. Noticed he misspells "Utensil", "Whisk", and "Rachel" (as in Rachel Ray). Guessing it's just sheer laziness but it makes me wonder how awful it'd be to read a text message from Jack.


@9:08 he uses the dead arm briefly. He has clear trouble opening his hand. It feels reminiscent of "Inspector Kemp" from Young Frankenstein.
I guess Tammy told Jack no grills, so he's channeling his compulsion to hoard with these things. I can't wait until he's told to fuck off by a store should he try to return these items like the bag of shit he is.
 

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