Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Misaki Nakahara

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Crust is just the delivery mechanism to locomote the pizza to your mouth
This is a shitty opinion. If the crust is undercooked I'm just supposed to sigh, grab a spoon and eat the toppings like some kind of weird cheesy salad? The crust is essential to the texture.

Fair enough if Jack likes eating dough that's so raw the yeast is still alive, but it's weird that he judges the pies at established pizza restaurants based on this preference when the overwhelming majority of people prefer a crispy crust.
 
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captkrisma

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Pizza is a sum of it's parts and it can consist of pretty much anything as a topping. A good series to watch is "Really Dough?" They go over odd pizzas from across the US like mustard pies, doughnut pizzas, hawaiian poke, etc.

As for Jack's Pizza Wars, remember that he wants someone to totally sponsor the tour. He wants to gorge himself with pizza while the sponsor doesn't see a fucking dime after it's all said and done. Do you really think Jumbo and Delicious had a boost in sales after Burger Wars? Highly doubtful. It's going to be the same with pizza.
 

Scented Candle

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Crust is just the delivery mechanism to locomote the pizza to your mouth, with the bonus of it being edible. I don't see why some people get so buttmad and judgmental about it. Bitching about pizza crust is as senseless as bitching about not using the "proper" fork for your oysters. If you don't like the crust, you can just elect not to eat it, as long as the rest of the pizza is still good.
Crust is free bread sticks
 

NeckyTheThumb

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Crust is just the delivery mechanism to locomote the pizza to your mouth, with the bonus of it being edible. I don't see why some people get so buttmad and judgmental about it. Bitching about pizza crust is as senseless as bitching about not using the "proper" fork for your oysters. If you don't like the crust, you can just elect not to eat it, as long as the rest of the pizza is still good.
That's like saying the bread is used to get the sandwich filling into your mouth and then should be thrown away. I get what your saying and it is hard to explain.

It's like the crust doesn't serve much purpose other than to give you something to hold (unless stuffed), and doesn't have much flavour on it's own. So if you don't like eating plain crust you can leave it.

i eat mine with a knife and fork, where's those islamic ratings?
 

Adamska

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Crust is just the delivery mechanism to locomote the pizza to your mouth, with the bonus of it being edible. I don't see why some people get so buttmad and judgmental about it. Bitching about pizza crust is as senseless as bitching about not using the "proper" fork for your oysters. If you don't like the crust, you can just elect not to eat it, as long as the rest of the pizza is still good.
Pretty sure you're thinking of macaroni chief.

Pizza crust is as important to the pizza as the rest of its components, maybe even the most since a bad dough can seriously effect texture and flavor since it's your bedrock to put the other items in it. You're basically doing the equivalent of saying a shepherd's pie doesn't need the mash, or that fried chicken doesn't need a breading of some sort.
 

Ohlongjohnson

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Jack is a classic case of "I'm an expert on food cause I eat alot". I would like to see a restaurant call him out on credentials that would certify him as a critic/ food authority .

Restraunt : "what awards do you have?"

Jack: " I run the best YouTube channel (you never heard of) on food"
*Shows YouTube channel with his ugly lazy recipes on the thumbnail*
*Proceeds to run away crying as he's getting laughed at*
 

captkrisma

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Who wants to watch a 13 min video of Jack and Charles waddling through a place where they make frying pans?


Typical Jack editing is on full display. It's loud (cause factory), so audio when people are talking is trash. Jack thinks they name all the machines like it's a factory on a TV show, and Charles spergs the fuck out over a boning knife (insert your own jokes here). Jack's shitty editing of clips strikes again, so we get to see Charles sperg out twice. Lovely.
 

stets

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Who wants to watch a 13 min video of Jack and Charles waddling through a place where they make frying pans?
I like how Jack goes to visit a frying pan factory, where one of the instruments that greases his fast slide to death is manufactured. Very meta. And did this really need to be posted on Cooking with Jack, Jack on the Go, and Fish Hook?
 

Adamska

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I like how Jack goes to visit a frying pan factory, where one of the instruments that greases his fast slide to death is manufactured. Very meta. And did this really need to be posted on Cooking with Jack, Jack on the Go, and Fish Hook?
Yes, because Jack is desperate to emulate what Charles did with the lobster catching routine and storage when he went to Maine since that video did pretty well and had good feedback and no way is fatty going to become second fiddle to a person he believes he created out of entitlement. Also helps that it makes him feel like a real people celebrity and not a fat gluttonous leech on his wife since he can claim to have visited a factory and "know" the people there.

Since this video is all Jack and his gluttonous narcissism, I'm not going to do much more than follow the compact Charles asks his viewers for and not comment on it on Fish Hook. Mainly because I ain't watchin' that.
 

Aaway

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Wait! What?! They had a falling out?
jack hasn't appeared in a fish hook video since charles turned comments on. and in the last few live chats he hasn't mentioned anything about fish hook when talking about his channels

its just a guess but the timing definitely makes it seem like there was some sort of disagreement between them
 

Furina

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"So one of the things you were telling us about was your...your bottom..." Pauses for a second "the bottom of the cookware"

Jack obviously had other things on his mind. The guy doesn't look too pleased.
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Dude looks like he's got a porkchop going through his aorta. He should look at the man next to him and see the consequences of an unhealthy life. Also, lel at Jack thinking about men's bottoms again.