Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

captkrisma

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Who the fuck would want to sponsor him? Not even looking at his media presence and engagement, but just looking at how he acts and how he just utterly trashes places he goes to, oftentimes in a way to try and fanagle free shit out of them, or an extra dish or something.

Has anybody seen the South Park episode where Cartman becomes a Yelp critic? Because it was written entirely about Jack.
Note that Jack had the same canned intro for Jumbo and Delicious in every episode of Burger Wars. I bet Jack bullied them into sponsorship under the threat that he would give them bad reviews.
 

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The beast is out there, ready to start the Pizza Wars tour

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And, you know, the thing about a Scalfani... he's got lifeless eyes. dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those dead eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'
 

RodDangerous

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While Jack’s brother laughs at Jack’s latest Eye to Eye video, one of Jack’s fans shows his true colours.

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FemalePresident

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Jack apparently hates new york pizza because it's flat and not a proper pizza like Chicago Deep Dish.
Dear Lord, you just reminded me of his videos failing at cooking pizza, his videos reviewing frozen pizzas and all those moments when he complained that pizza wasn't cooked enough if it wasn't burnt to a crisp. Pizza Wars is gonna be a nightmare.
 

Amber Khan

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One cheerful thing to consider, if some form or other of Christianity does turn out to be true, Jack's going to hell as a suicide (or for countless other breaches - whatever angel is doing the accounting for him will have a nightmare).
Well...from a biblical outlook, Jack is absolutely going to hell. Of the seven deadly sins, Jack transgressed all of them within the past 6 months.

Pride: Pride is the excessive belief of one's abilities without giving credit to God for giving you those talents. Jack flaunting how many years he's been reviewing restaurants, attempting to bully smaller restaurants, and his roping in of Charles into making a YouTube channel are examples of Jack's lack of humility.

Envy: Fish Hook starts gaining popularity and enables comments. Jack no longer mentions Charles in his videos.

Gluttony: Do you REALLY need to eat a bacon cheese hamburger monstrosity or go on a multi-state tour eating nothing but cheeseburgers?

Lust: Jack rolling his eyes up while eating something gives off the idea he is getting pleasure from eating...and Jack is always on the go looking for good food. This can be considered a sin.

Anger: Jack's replies to his facebook friends is horrifying and the absolute opposite of showing love or grace.

Greed: Jack is constantly on the hunt for food to review or buy products for the YouTube channel. Of all the sins, this is the one with the weakest arguement.

Sloth: Jack had a job as a disc jockey and party DJ, but had forgone those jobs to cook 'lazy man' meals.
All of what you say is true, except it doesn't align with Baptist faith at all, only Catholic. Baptists believe all sins are equally bad and that no matter what you do you always remain a Christian, including suicide. Basically ask for forgiveness when you 'get carried away' and all is well. Jack is symbolic of the flaws of modern Christianity, going to the church of a pastor who literally murdered a woman for no reason. I would say it's disgustingly forgiving but at the same time people are shamed for watching porn and other dumb shit.

Amazes me that pigs like Jack go to church every Sunday, talk about their faith that's supposed to be the mOsT ImPoRtAnT pArT oF YoUr LiFe, and then destroy themselves and their families with no fucking awareness of the rest of the world and then distract themselves with food or another vice so they feel sated.

I want to see him slobbering in a wheelchair with only half his mouth in operation chewing on raw flesh for his final video.
 

Adamska

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Dear Lord, you just reminded me of his videos failing at cooking pizza, his videos reviewing frozen pizzas and all those moments when he complained that pizza wasn't cooked enough if it wasn't burnt to a crisp. Pizza Wars is gonna be a nightmare.
Honestly Jack's the same with pizzas, he hates them if they even start to brown since he sees anything dark in the crust as it being burned.

I really am curious how this gluttony quest will go.
 

Dave Meltzer

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Whoops. My mistake. Davis seems to be even fucking worse though... he just randomly attacked some woman and nearly sawed her head off?
Yeah but he prayed to a cult leader from 2,000 years ago and so it is ok. Plus he's clearly learned his lesson and now values human life. Despite what comments like we should napalm all Palestinians might imply.
 
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saralovesjuicyfruit

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That is absolutely wild. I knew Jack was a stunted, angry person but something has to be seriously wrong with a person who would knowingly attend a church led by that guy.


I guess this is as good a time as any to bring up something I noticed a while back. I was watching this video of his little boy showing how to use the slushie product.


Apparently they had done it before and didn't get good results because they didn't read the instructions about the fill line, so this was a re-do. One thing stood out to me in particular was how the kid was filling up the cup, and the soda had fizzed a bit above the fill line, as soda does, and the kid felt compelled to jump in and say that he wasn't filling it past the fill line, it was just the carbonation that would go back down. It seems like a small thing but I know kids, and to me that says that kid is used to his dad jumping on his case and micro-managing as soon as he makes (or appears to be making) even one tiny mistake. I also remember seeing a somewhat recent social media post from his son praising Jack as having "put up with his crap", and that's in line with the same kind of asshole parenting I'd expect from a dad like Jack, making the kid believe they're just a problem to be 'put up with' and just generally treating the kid like a piece of shit filled with nothing but bad intentions. The weird surveillance cameras that he put up to spy on his son and his girlfriend indicate the same mindset.
 

Aaway

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That is absolutely wild. I knew Jack was a stunted, angry person but something has to be seriously wrong with a person who would knowingly attend a church led by that guy.


I guess this is as good a time as any to bring up something I noticed a while back. I was watching this video of his little boy showing how to use the slushie product.


Apparently they had done it before and didn't get good results because they didn't read the instructions about the fill line, so this was a re-do. One thing stood out to me in particular was how the kid was filling up the cup, and the soda had fizzed a bit above the fill line, as soda does, and the kid felt compelled to jump in and say that he wasn't filling it past the fill line, it was just the carbonation that would go back down. It seems like a small thing but I know kids, and to me that says that kid is used to his dad jumping on his case and micro-managing as soon as he makes (or appears to be making) even one tiny mistake. I also remember seeing a somewhat recent social media post from his son praising Jack as having "put up with his crap", and that's in line with the same kind of asshole parenting I'd expect from a dad like Jack, making the kid believe they're just a problem to be 'put up with' and just generally treating the kid like a piece of shit filled with nothing but bad intentions. The weird surveillance cameras that he put up to spy on his son and his girlfriend indicate the same mindset.
there have been numerous times (especially on JOTG) throughout the years where jack has been a complete asshole to jack jr for dumb shit like talking while he was trying to "review" something, not filming him properly, etc

having jack as your dad must be rough
 

Zero fks to give

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is it me or is he becoming even more unhinged recently and snappy?
I have a job I can do in my sleep, so my mind tends to wonder about random train wrecks like Jack.
It seemed for a few weeks everything was about the church, special ed day, cooking for that child, going live from the services.
I was thinking he's trying to scam a sponsorship from them. 🙅‍♀️
Then all that stopped, and he bought a gun, supposedly for Tammy, any scenario with her using a gun, even I can't imagine.
He's obviously coming more unhinged daily...
My money says he's on the news by Xmas.
 

arthurdaley

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That is absolutely wild. I knew Jack was a stunted, angry person but something has to be seriously wrong with a person who would knowingly attend a church led by that guy.


I guess this is as good a time as any to bring up something I noticed a while back. I was watching this video of his little boy showing how to use the slushie product.


Apparently they had done it before and didn't get good results because they didn't read the instructions about the fill line, so this was a re-do. One thing stood out to me in particular was how the kid was filling up the cup, and the soda had fizzed a bit above the fill line, as soda does, and the kid felt compelled to jump in and say that he wasn't filling it past the fill line, it was just the carbonation that would go back down. It seems like a small thing but I know kids, and to me that says that kid is used to his dad jumping on his case and micro-managing as soon as he makes (or appears to be making) even one tiny mistake. I also remember seeing a somewhat recent social media post from his son praising Jack as having "put up with his crap", and that's in line with the same kind of asshole parenting I'd expect from a dad like Jack, making the kid believe they're just a problem to be 'put up with' and just generally treating the kid like a piece of shit filled with nothing but bad intentions. The weird surveillance cameras that he put up to spy on his son and his girlfriend indicate the same mindset.
At 2:38 Jack claims 'they corrected me' when the kid gets the name wrong. Was the redo because of another threat of a lawsuit? Hence the re-do!
 

JackDavis

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The BBQ sauce had clearly turned. The texture was like jelly instead of a pourable sauce. I’ve never seen anything like it, and it makes me feel sick just watching the video.
It might be rotten, but even when the sauce isn't off, it was jelly like because of the thickening agents he put into it. So he was about right on these then.
Yeah, I ordered his sauce. It's not turned, he just uses some sort of starch (corn?) to thicken it instead of the traditional way of simmering it for a long time. Should be called The Laziest Sauce You'll Ever Taste.

Jack apparently hates new york pizza because it's flat and not a proper pizza like Chicago Deep Dish.
Of course that dude would prefer that casserole shit. More = Better, for him.
 

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