Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

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He actually claims to have ran to get out of the rain in today's video. Of course he says yummers once too. Mushbrain also said that the cheese poppers were deep fried in marinara.
Did dipshit open the video mid-story? These videos continue to get worse with no definitive rock bottom in sight. What is rock bottom? Perhaps that question is rhetorical.

Jack, of course, attends a franchise steakhouse in a shopping centre.

I can’t currently upload a photo, but the dressing, crouton, and cheese to lettuce and vegetables ratio on their side salads is downright absurd.
 

Aaway

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Tammy obviously dropped him off, like a gentleman would do for his wife. They got a bunch of deep fried appetizers, which are not keto-friendly at all. He definitely put that half cup of dressing in his salad too.
Edit: his wedding ring is still gone. He hasn't commented on what happened to it.
last time he took his ring off he made a video about it because people were commenting about what happened to it. turns out his finger had become irritated (surprise) because he claimed it had to be re-dipped. not because he handles raw meat with it on or anything like that

of course now that comments are off we'll never know why he replaced his cheap, gaudy ring with a Tennessee football one

But he would still bitch about it if it didn't have Cajun seasoning.
yeah that made me lol hard because jack is exactly the person we'd all expect to go to a nice, classy steakhouse and demand that his steak be cooked in cajun seasoning

chain, strip-mall steak places are perfect for jack because that's where he can get his ribeye doused in seasoning
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt

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of course now that comments are off we'll never know why he replaced his cheap, gaudy ring with a Tennessee football one
I feel like it's because of his fat fingers, normal rings would cause blood to not reach it and it will rot off, the silicone ring "gives it more room to breathe" and you can snip it off it needed. If he's not wearing it right now it's because he's embarrassed of bandwagoning a team that has two very embarrassing losses
 

A Big Bumbling Black Man

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One of his Facebook fans asked him about his diet on a ribs or ribeye poll (which did not include the actual poll functionality) post on Facebook. His response is predictable.
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"We were born in a garden."
Yeah, and that garden was full of delicious animals, Cathy.

That said I like how Jack's response is to immediately fold and say "Yeah okay, I'm killing myself, but the flavor is worth it!"
Carry on Jack, indeed.
 

Whatthefuck

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Jack waddles away from actually good restaurants because those often will tell him to go fuck himself whenever he tries to squeeze them for more food and act entitled.
I agree. Well known and established restaurants, not chain bullshit, don't generally give a shit what some fat fuck with an iPhone thinks. They know they'll get a bit of stick and it's not like he's a respected food critic. Were that the case then, of course, the red carpet is rolled out. However, the only places this piece of cholesterol filled garbage goes are places that are Mom & Pop's who do depend on local reviews or chain restaurants who do so much business they don't want to be bothered with the bleating crippled tard so it's cheaper and easier just to give him an extra side of ranch or whatever.
 

Captain Ahab

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“If all you can eat is vegetables, why be alive at all?” asked the 300-pounder.

IDK, Jack. To spend some more time with your family? Watch your kids start their own families, give you grandchildren? Watch your grandchildren grow up, go to school, become adults? If not for the family, then maybe to enjoy life a bit longer. Travel. Read. Paint. Just sit on your fucking porch and listen to the world, to the singing of birds, the honey-sweet sough of wind as it rustles through the trees. If nature’s not your thing, then maybe to see how the world changes in five years or ten years or, by god’s grace, a generation?

Then again, I imagine none of these are remotely comparable to the orgasmic feeling of pig fat dripping down your chin as you devour a rack of ribs slathered in sugary bbq sauce.
 

JackDavis

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How fucking stupid do you have to be to not know that the ideal human diet is lean meats with a lot of green vegetables?
The way these wonderful Christians get mad at each other is crazy. Jack is 350 pounds and you're telling him to keep eating ribeyes? C'mon you fucking moron.
Sure your brother may be skinny because he eats zero carbs, but you definitely are eating more than zero carbs in addition to all the fat and cholestrol a steak has.
 

captkrisma

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Sure your brother may be skinny because he eats zero carbs, but you definitely are eating more than zero carbs in addition to all the fat and cholestrol a steak has.
His brother is on the Carnivore diet from the sounds of it. The diet is touted by a physician who had his medical license revoked on grounds of incompetency...so...

It is also horrible for long term health, as it leads to increased risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, and several forms of cancer including colon and rectal.

But sure Jack, keep shoving ribeyes down your gullet!
 

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His brother is on the Carnivore diet from the sounds of it. The diet is touted by a physician who had his medical license revoked on grounds of incompetency...so...

It is also horrible for long term health, as it leads to increased risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, and several forms of cancer including colon and rectal.

But sure Jack, keep shoving ribeyes down your gullet!
any excuse to continue being a glutton
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energy drinks and not getting enough sleep caused my stroke!"
"sugar caused my stroke, not meat!"
"my brother eats nothing but meat and he's fine!"

i'd have so much more respect for jack if he came out and said straight up "i'm never going to change how i eat because i really couldn't care less about my health."
 

LordofCringe7206

What's that Plank? They're hiding in the library?
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How fucking stupid do you have to be to not know that the ideal human diet is lean meats with a lot of green vegetables?
The way these wonderful Christians get mad at each other is crazy. Jack is 350 pounds and you're telling him to keep eating ribeyes? C'mon you fucking moron.
Sure your brother may be skinny because he eats zero carbs, but you definitely are eating more than zero carbs in addition to all the fat and cholestrol a steak has.
Idiots like Jack don't understand what a low-carb diet actually entails. They think it just gives them an excuse to eat whatever they want as long as bread isn't involved. I remember seeing a Facebook post from him a few months ago where he was eating tons of BBQ and his fans were asking him if a stroke victim should be eating this.

His entire response amounted to "It has no carbs so it's good!"