Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

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This is pleasure!
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the best bbq sauce you'll ever taste is on sale! 3 bottles for $10

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Gotta think it is getting close to expiring so they need to sell it fast. Spoiler Alert: It isn't going to sell.

another video that starts mid-sentence. guess that's now a tradition on JOTG


does tammy wear the same exact thing in each video? or did these assholes film like 4 videos in one day?

surprise! jack complains about how much meat they gave him

rest of the video is jack just saying "mmmmmm" after each bite
Look at Lil' Lord Str0key keeping his pinky out!

Tammy seems to be fatter than Jack given the side shot in this video. I wonder how often she contemplates smothering Jack with a pillow while he sleeps.
 
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Someone in a Tree

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Yeah, maybe I’ve hanged out with too many edgelord atheists, but I find the sentiment that Jack expressed there to be far more tolerable than Bill’s. He also bitches about Jack saying that his beliefs are more right than his own, but that is exactly what Bill did in his initial comment, only longer and more condescending to boot.
 

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I just realised he REALLY loves pineapple - pineapple in the cursed cheese salad, injecting pineapple into brisket, pineapple on wings, pineapple sauces.

Big T must be really loving his man sauce. The sweetness will definitely outrank a certain infamous guy's orange Fanta mixed product.
 

DuckSucker

Beautiful AND cute
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I just realised he REALLY loves pineapple - pineapple in the cursed cheese salad, injecting pineapple into brisket, pineapple on wings, pineapple sauces.

Big T must be really loving his man sauce. The sweetness will definitely outrank a certain infamous guy's orange Fanta mixed product.
The guys like 50 and has had two strokes and is balding because he refuses anything other than the man meat diet, I think Big T is getting hers from somewhere else.Or else shes really happy to not have a balding 50 year old pawing at her for sex with his one good arm and talking about how he'll totally get her off even though I doubt he's ever cared before. Jack absolutely strikes me as the type of guy who would finish, roll over, "Was that as good for you, baby" and then just go to sleep before she can even say, "No, I didnt finish."

Its hard for me to imagine he winds her up but he doesnt even pull the string once he has. He just asks if he can take the car to get another Arbys.
 
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Religion is Dead

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So, in our newest edition of TechTime, Jack takes nearly 30 seconds to try and explain what USB-C is and failing even at just saying it's name, showing just how far into Apple he is by calling it a "new port". For those that may not know, USB-C came out 5 years ago and is pretty much the industry standard on smartphones these days.

I will admit, I didn't watch the entire video, so I don't know what else he screwed up, though he does complain that a Chromebook doesn't get all of his iMessages like his Macs will.
 

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So, in our newest edition of TechTime, Jack takes nearly 30 seconds to try and explain what USB-C is and failing even at just saying it's name, showing just how far into Apple he is by calling it a "new port". For those that may not know, USB-C came out 5 years ago and is pretty much the industry standard on smartphones these days.

I will admit, I didn't watch the entire video, so I don't know what else he screwed up, though he does complain that a Chromebook doesn't get all of his iMessages like his Macs will.
Ugh, as an Apple user, guys like Jack really make me cringe.

"I'm a machead, that's why I have my $3000 macbook in the other room that I don't take anywhere!"
Uh then get a desktop with a better keyboard and monitor.
"You got a US...B slu...uhm.. scuse me, You got a US...B dash C. So you got a uhhh USB uhhh C connector one of the newest connectors that can be connected uhh it's to connect for power but it can be flipped for any direction. That's why they invented this new uhh i don't know if they call it USB C or USC I think it's a USBC cable. They confuse me." Yeah no shit they confused you, I can tell.
"And you also have another USB... normal... connector."
"It does come with a Core i3 Intel processor, 8th generation. It is energy efficient. It boots it up in 6 seconds or less... Great virus protection." LMAO what a fucking mark.
He keeps talking about the laptop being able to fold backwards and become like a tablet but refuses to do it. I assume it's because he can't do that with one arm.