Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

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Wilhelm Bittrich

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4:37 Dear Lord, for a moment I thought he was going to swallow the whole taco. I wonder if he reflects back to things like this when he looks at his purple arm.
Opern the Thunderdome Tacodome:
Two Tacos enter only Jack leaves.
At least he chewed the taco. Geez.

And no, I don't think he reflects on his past being the reason for his strokes. If he would have done that he most likely never have suffered the second stroke to begin with.
 

SmileyTimeDayCare

This is pleasure!
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OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March 2021​
666​
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Sepsis brought on by food poisoning early 2022 456 points
 
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OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March 2021​
666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​
Sepsis by Food Poisoning​
Early 2022​
456​
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Complications from his diabetes mid 2020. 600 keto points.
 
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Mesosalpinx

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OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March 2021​
666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​
Sepsis by Food Poisoning​
Early 2022​
456​
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Gangrene of the stroke arm, perpetuated by diabetes and cholesterol. April 2020. 365 keto cheat days.
 

Zero fks to give

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Wow this is the best Italian horror movie I've seen in quite awhile.

Guaranteed to make your grandmother faint during Sunday Gravy.
I think this oldy but goody may be the best Italian horror movie. Def second best, and Jack at his cringiest.
 

Chamulum

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OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March 2021​
666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​
Sepsis by Food Poisoning​
Early 2022​
456​
Religion is Dead​
Diabetes​
Mid 2020​
600​
Mesosalpinx​
Gangrene
w/ side of diabetes
and cholesterol​
April 2020​
365​
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User: Chamulum
Cause of Death : 3rd Stroke/Diabetes
Date : Early-Mid 2020
Points : 1488
 
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I think this oldy but goody may be the best Italian horror movie. Def second best, and Jack at his cringiest.
this is my favorite JOTG video. i can't choose just one cringiest JOTG video because like 98% of them are cringey as fuck

starts out with jack telling jack jr and tammy to shut up and calls them dumb. then tammy proceeds to call him retarded before he says his favorite lie "i'll have to edit that part out."

they go to this really shitty looking pizza buffet/arcade place where jack gets visibly frustrated with tammy because she refuses to let him try her pizza
 

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Jack had an app? After digging, I found two things...one, it's a way to watch his videos on your phone, so it's useless. The second being that it was taken down off all app stores.

Take that for what you will.
 

Mein Garten

Corona Virus Survivor 2020
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OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March 2021​
666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​
Sepsis by Food Poisoning​
Early 2022​
456​
Religion is Dead​
Diabetes​
Mid 2020​
600​
Mesosalpinx​
Gangrene
w/ side of diabetes
and cholesterol​
April 2020​
365​
Chamulum​
3rd Stroke and
diabetes combo​
Early to Mid 2020​
148​
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User : Mein Garten
CoD: Coronary artery disease and an aneurysm
Est. DoD: Fall 2021
Keto Points: 1965 (when the black voting rights act came in)
 
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Jack had an app? After digging, I found two things...one, it's a way to watch his videos on your phone, so it's useless. The second being that it was taken down off all app stores.

Take that for what you will.
He said he started the app because people weren't getting all the notifications for his new uploads. It may have been around the time that YouTube made you hit the "bell" to get notifications when specific channels you subscribe to upload videos. If that's the case, then it's way easier to click the "bell" than to download a whole new app just to get notified when mushbrain uploads a new video.
He initially charged money for the app.
 
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I'm silently judging you....
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OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March 2021​
666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​
Sepsis by Food Poisoning​
Early 2022​
456​
Religion is Dead​
Diabetes​
Mid 2020​
600​
Mesosalpinx​
Gangrene
w/ side of diabetes
and cholesterol​
April 2020​
365​
Chamulum​
3rd Stroke and
diabetes combo​
Early to Mid 2020​
148​
To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.



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Cause: trichinosis from eating uncooked pork
Est: April 2020
Points: 350 keto points
 
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Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March 2021​
666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​
Sepsis by Food Poisoning​
Early 2022​
456​
Religion is Dead​
Diabetes​
Mid 2020​
600​
Mesosalpinx​
Gangrene
w/ side of diabetes
and cholesterol​
April 2020​
365​
Chamulum​
3rd Stroke and
diabetes combo​
Early to Mid 2020​
148​
To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.


On the day of Jack's death, the entrant with the best guess will receive ALL Keto Points entered into the pool.

This post will be updated as bets come in. Good luck to you all!
I'm going to Price is Right y'all and mid 2022 this.

Cause: incapacitating stroke leading to coma and death
Est: Aug 2022 (barbecue season will take its toll)
Points: 400
 
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AnOminous

But I'm not mad at anyone.
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My favorite has to be the Texas Graybeard. Not many people can rock a pair of glasses and a cowboy hat with sunglasses on it, but he pulls it off.

Maury Davis the vicious, brutal, drug addled murderer who "found God" (and coincidentally a shitload of money along with Him) takes second.
 

Misaki Nakahara

I ate Party Cheese Salad and lived
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OFFICIAL JACK SCALFANI DEATH POOL
USER
CAUSE OF DEATH
EST. DATE OF DEATH
KETO POINTS
Murmur​
Heart Attack​
Early 2021​
500​
Wilhem Bittrich​
3rd Stroke​
Mid to Late 2020​
300​
The Wichita Lion​
Ham Sandwich​
May 11, 2021 (Ramadan)​
420​
FemalePresident​
3rd Stroke​
March 2021​
666​
SmileyTimeDayCare​
Sepsis by Food Poisoning​
Early 2022​
456​
Religion is Dead​
Diabetes​
Mid 2020​
600​
Mesosalpinx​
Gangrene
w/ side of diabetes
and cholesterol​
April 2020​
365​
Chamulum​
3rd Stroke and
diabetes combo​
Early to Mid 2020​
148​
To enter, reply to this post with your guess at the cause of death, a rough estimate on when, and how many Keto Points you are betting.


On the day of Jack's death, the entrant with the best guess will receive ALL Keto Points entered into the pool.

This post will be updated as bets come in. Good luck to you all!
Cause of death: Beaten to death by professional chefs for his crimes against food

Est. date of death: January 2021

Keto points: 19,324,557,416