Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

How Long Until Jack Burns Out of Selling Life Insurance (Start date Dec. 2020)

  • By the end of 2020

    Votes: 36 13.8%
  • January 2021

    Votes: 38 14.6%
  • February-April 2021

    Votes: 72 27.7%
  • May-July 2021

    Votes: 17 6.5%
  • August-October 2021

    Votes: 9 3.5%
  • November-December 2021

    Votes: 5 1.9%
  • 2022 and beyond

    Votes: 3 1.2%
  • Right up until his third stroke

    Votes: 80 30.8%

  • Total voters
    260

Baby Yoda

Grogu
Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”


Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
What is it with Boomers, especially radical Christian boomers, and their obsession with -isms? They take every opportunity to compare "the other" with muh Hitler tho or whatever.
 
Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”


Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
So, we have evidence going back to prove that evolution is a thing that happens to all species over a period of time and yet these retards look at some poorly written book written by some jews and think that the stories written in them are true.

And these idiots vote.
 

Kamov Ka-52

True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”


Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
Holy shit, I remember that guy from thunderf00t's videos back in the day,
 

Furina

Centerfold
It's honestly kind of sad to see Jack slide further and further down the path to an early grave and a dead channel with no one but himself to blame for it. I don't know if he's too far gone or if he could still claw himself back, but given his personality I know it'll never happen. He's had two strokes, lost the use of one arm and now he's wheelchair-bound, but he still hasn't learned his lesson or steeled his resolve to improve himself in any way.

I wonder if he's ever going to stay out of the chair? Like, once he's gone in, what's left of his strength will quickly atrophy and he'll be back in that chair soon, never to leave it again most likely. Once that happens, he's just going get weaker and weaker. Maybe he'll degrade to the point where he can't even do his food channel anymore. What will he do then? I think he started the channel partly out of his mistaken belief that he's a good chef, and partly so he had something to do with his life and have something more interesting to say to people when they asked what he did for a living. When he longer has that, he's not going to have much left at all. His brain is already turning into mulch while he's still using it, what's going to happen when he's got nothing to do but watch daytime TV and make unhinged posts to Facebook?
 

ObeseScreamingBlackMan

The Autism Dream
True & Honest Fan
I think he started the channel partly out of his mistaken belief that he's a good chef, and partly so he had something to do with his life and have something more interesting to say to people when they asked what he did for a living

So, what do you do, Jack?

*Jack drools, gurgles, and shits himself in his wheelchair*

Endgame.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
Fatty will do this until he dies. He is going to do this out of a stubborn pride and to desperately pretend he's a real man with a job and not a gluttonous manchild using his wife's money to play as a big boy.

The biggest change will likely be a lot more Jack on the Go videos, since food down the throat that requires less physical effort. He probably will never fully give up on his shit cooking show though, since that's what he started with and ending that would destroy his ego.
 
Fatty will do this until he dies. He is going to do this out of a stubborn pride and to desperately pretend he's a real man with a job and not a gluttonous manchild using his wife's money to play as a big boy.

The biggest change will likely be a lot more Jack on the Go videos, since food down the throat that requires less physical effort. He probably will never fully give up on his shit cooking show though, since that's what he started with and ending that would destroy his ego.
I will be genuinely sad when this thread is locked after his death.
 

Rod Dangerous

True & Honest Fan
Jack’s complete lack of self-awareness is again on full display.

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