Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

RodDangerous

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Any other human doing keto for as long as the Scalfani's have would've been skinny by now.

Not joking
“Even though [Starbucks Cranberry Bliss Bars] are amazing and I love them, I didn’t have maybe one this year and that was it, because they’re just not healthy.”

One week earlier, at Lyncoya Café, Tammy ordered and ate bacon-topped poutine, Parmesan French fries, and a two-patty hamburger topped with thick-cut bacon and blue cheese.

Yeah, it’s the Cranberry Bliss Bars that are killing you.
 

captkrisma

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Oh no, I didn't have any cranberry bliss bars this year! That makes 27 years in a row!

For real though, only eating one is notable? I wonder how many she would typically have, or how many she thinks it's normal for other people to have.
Yeah...she's talking as if it was a big deal and that people have multiples like they're a collectable thing...fucking strange.
 

EvilDroid64

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Yeah...she's talking as if it was a big deal and that people have multiples like they're a collectable thing...fucking strange.
The only thing I know of on the Starbucks menu like that is the pumpkin spice latte, and I think that's a seasonal thing. Maybe these bars have a similar cult following and are a New Year's seasonal item?
 

saralovesjuicyfruit

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The only thing I know of on the Starbucks menu like that is the pumpkin spice latte, and I think that's a seasonal thing. Maybe these bars have a similar cult following and are a New Year's seasonal item?

I think it's more likely that these people spend more time in drive-thrus and fast food joints in one week than most regular people do in six months, and they think that's normal.
 

Xochi

Glow-in-the-dark nigger
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“Even though [Starbucks Cranberry Bliss Bars] are amazing and I love them, I didn’t have maybe one this year and that was it, because they’re just not healthy.”

One week earlier, at Lyncoya Café, Tammy ordered and ate bacon-topped poutine, Parmesan French fries, and a two-patty hamburger topped with thick-cut bacon and blue cheese.
This "small victories" shit is how most people reconcile their desire to be better people with their base urges that they truly can't fight because they're weak-willed.

"I only ate one Starbucks(tm) Cranberry Bliss(tm) Bar this year!" Truly a testament to what human willpower can achieve. And she's probably lying.
 

JackDavis

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"Yep. He's still recovering.. He's almost there.. Thank goodness.. Anyway.."
She's so tired of doing the help for Jack and I don't blame her. She has a full-time job and has to come home to make these bullshit videos for her 5'4 300lb husband.

They really fucking love these cranberry bars, they made them last year too. Double batch btw.

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saralovesjuicyfruit

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"Yep. He's still recovering.. He's almost there.. Thank goodness.. Anyway.."
She's so tired of doing the help for Jack and I don't blame her. She has a full-time job and has to come home to make these bullshit videos for her 5'4 300lb husband.

They really fucking love these cranberry bars, they made them last year too. Double batch btw.

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I’m glad that everyone else noticed and was amused by the “doing the help” line. It reminded me of when Chris Chan thanked his parents for “giving him the birth”.
 

RodDangerous

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Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”


Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
 
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Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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Man Fatty must be desperate for views to explain to wifey why she should continue to financially support his manchild gluttony party if he's trying to tap that old creationist v. atheist well from 12 years ago and drag in Kent Hovind for it to boot.

At this rate, we'll also see him go SovCit, as Hovind did too.
 

Dave Meltzer

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Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”


Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
It is nice to know that if I ever lose my mind and say things like dark energy is God farting I'll have people like Jack to take me seriously.
 

ForscytheBat

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”


Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
What is it with Boomers, especially radical Christian boomers, and their obsession with -isms? They take every opportunity to compare "the other" with muh Hitler tho or whatever.
 

Chamulum

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Brace yourselves, folks.

“I taught high school science and math—15 years. I’ve been an ordained Baptist minister for 45 years, and God has called me to do a ministry on creation versus evolutionism, and I like to put the ism on that, like communism, socialism, Marxism, Nazism…”


Update: As denoted in the video’s description, one of Jack’s “guests,” Kent Hovind, was “unjust[ly] imprisoned” for nine years. I didn’t realize just how big of a deal this guy apparently is (Wiki).
So, we have evidence going back to prove that evolution is a thing that happens to all species over a period of time and yet these exceptional individuals look at some poorly written book written by some jews and think that the stories written in them are true.

And these idiots vote.
 

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