Fatal Cardiac Infarction
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all of the smarts though.
Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
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Holy shit, I remember that guy from thunderf00t's videos back in the day,
It's honestly kind of sad to see Jack slide further and further down the path to an early grave and a dead channel with no one but himself to blame for it. I don't know if he's too far gone or if he could still claw himself back, but given his personality I know it'll never happen. He's had two strokes, lost the use of one arm and now he's wheelchair-bound, but he still hasn't learned his lesson or steeled his resolve to improve himself in any way.
I wonder if he's ever going to stay out of the chair? Like, once he's gone in, what's left of his strength will quickly atrophy and he'll be back in that chair soon, never to leave it again most likely. Once that happens, he's just going get weaker and weaker. Maybe he'll degrade to the point where he can't even do his food channel anymore. What will he do then? I think he started the channel partly out of his mistaken belief that he's a good chef, and partly so he had something to do with his life and have something more interesting to say to people when they asked what he did for a living. When he longer has that, he's not going to have much left at all. His brain is already turning into mulch while he's still using it, what's going to happen when he's got nothing to do but watch daytime TV and make unhinged posts to Facebook?
I wonder if he's ever going to stay out of the chair? Like, once he's gone in, what's left of his strength will quickly atrophy and he'll be back in that chair soon, never to leave it again most likely. Once that happens, he's just going get weaker and weaker. Maybe he'll degrade to the point where he can't even do his food channel anymore. What will he do then? I think he started the channel partly out of his mistaken belief that he's a good chef, and partly so he had something to do with his life and have something more interesting to say to people when they asked what he did for a living. When he longer has that, he's not going to have much left at all. His brain is already turning into mulch while he's still using it, what's going to happen when he's got nothing to do but watch daytime TV and make unhinged posts to Facebook?
So, what do you do, Jack?
*Jack drools, gurgles, and shits himself in his wheelchair*
Endgame.
Fatty will do this until he dies. He is going to do this out of a stubborn pride and to desperately pretend he's a real man with a job and not a gluttonous manchild using his wife's money to play as a big boy.
The biggest change will likely be a lot more Jack on the Go videos, since food down the throat that requires less physical effort. He probably will never fully give up on his shit cooking show though, since that's what he started with and ending that would destroy his ego.
The biggest change will likely be a lot more Jack on the Go videos, since food down the throat that requires less physical effort. He probably will never fully give up on his shit cooking show though, since that's what he started with and ending that would destroy his ego.
I will be genuinely sad when this thread is locked after his death.
RodDangerous
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Jack’s complete lack of self-awareness is again on full display.
EvilDroid64
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The lean keto lifestyle: eat whatever you want whenever you want while losing the ability to use your limbs one by one.
It’s more like a deathstyle.
Whatthefuck
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This stupid fuck. You either commit to keto or you don't. There's no halfsies. You're in ketosis or you're not. You can call it whatever you want, but essentially he's bastardizing Atkins calling it keto and fucking both up spectacularly.
Charlie Delicious
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Maybe he's starting today? Lol
Aaway
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Not sure if he knows he is lying or he really thinks he is doing keto though. I mean the man is quite obviously dumb as shit. Question is HOW dumb?
He's already leaning into his walker, soon to the grave. Keto until I die.
RodDangerous
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boxybum
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I have been lurking this guy for a while after watching him cook that raw burger. To see how far he has gone is kind of sad. 2 strokes is serious business. Now I am reading that he needs to use a walker now. All he really needs to do is control his diet. A strict 1600 calories a day for 6-8 months and his joints will improve. His heart will be less stressed out and he will be able to walk on his own. I see he has that dead arm and his leg probably doesn't respond as quickly but being 350+ pounds is not helping him. For his height he should be closer to 170. It's a shame that he does not want to fix his diet. His second stroke was over a year ago right? He looks even fatter now than he did before.
Aaway
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Sorry for the duplicate template, my take:
He can't believe he is doing keto surely. He ate about 5lbs of fries (poutine) as an appetiser and another 5lbs of fries afterwards when he ordered fish and chips