Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

How Long Until Jack Burns Out of Selling Life Insurance (Start date Dec. 2020)

  • By the end of 2020

    Votes: 36 13.9%
  • January 2021

    Votes: 39 15.1%
  • February-April 2021

    Votes: 71 27.4%
  • May-July 2021

    Votes: 17 6.6%
  • August-October 2021

    Votes: 9 3.5%
  • November-December 2021

    Votes: 5 1.9%
  • 2022 and beyond

    Votes: 3 1.2%
  • Right up until his third stroke

    Votes: 79 30.5%

  • Total voters
    259

Birthday Dickpunch

hugs pls \(ouo)/
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"Twice the sandwich for the same price!"
"A dog twice the size for half the price!"

Okay. Does quality matter at all? Supporting local businesses that can't get as good of a deal on ingredient prices? Customer service? Anything other than how much you can shove in your gob for the least amount of money? No. The food was good, the workers had a great attitude, it was filling... 2 stars, never going back, recommending that others never go either.

Those sounded like reasonable prices to me, aside from maybe the onion rings, but those fuckers are more expensive than fries everywhere I've noticed.
 

AnOminous

shalom motherfucker
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Retired Staff
Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

What a complete piece of shit. This kind of shit is why I am always glad to hear about him having yet another deterioration in his already shitty health.
 
Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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Sorry, Campione’s, but while your food was apparently tasty and filling, you just can’t compete with a restaurant chain and the food served in a warehouse.

Man, you can't compare the price of a Costco hotdog to anywhere else. The reason Costco hotdogs are so cheap is because they lose money. Costco hasn't raised the price of the hotdogs since the 1980s as "fan service". Same reason their rotisserie chickens are $4.99.

I bet you could make a hotdog out of dog anus and as long as you charged $.99 for it, he would give you a 5-star review.
 
Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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Sorry, Campione’s, but while your food was apparently tasty and filling, you just can’t compete with a restaurant chain and the food served in a warehouse.


That hot dog looks enormous, IMO. I'm surprised it wasn't closer to $7.00. $3.99 seems perfectly fair to me.


Also is he wearing black velour pants in the picture of his foot?
 
Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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Sorry, Campione’s, but while your food was apparently tasty and filling, you just can’t compete with a restaurant chain and the food served in a warehouse.
People like him are the reason why these places tend to go under. Imagine whining about the price of a local place with quality ingredients and decently sized portions. 'hurr durr firehouse subs is better" Then go there you fat fuck. How does this guy thing of himself as a food reviewer when he lacks a basic taste in decent food?
 

Baby Yoda

Grogu
Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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Sorry, Campione’s, but while your food was apparently tasty and filling, you just can’t compete with a restaurant chain and the food served in a warehouse.
Jack even shits on his fellow Italians. Is there any group that Jack doesn't have beef with?
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
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Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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Sorry, Campione’s, but while your food was apparently tasty and filling, you just can’t compete with a restaurant chain and the food served in a warehouse.
Looks like Fatboy is again trying to hold businesses hostage with his threats of bad reviews. I imagine he's getting pretty pissy that those threats are looking weaker and weaker given that more and more businesses seem to not be bowing to his bitch ass ways.

Probably helps his views are dropping like a rock too.

As for the Chicago dog there? Looks like a decent quality meal, and $3.99 is a good price what it should be price wise. Hell, I'd say $4.99 would be fair pricing given the ingredient loadout. Tubbo is just mad he can't max out his calories.
 

Trig.Point

I wouldn't start from here.
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Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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I went looking for this review but couldn't find it, has he taken it down?
 
I went looking for this review but couldn't find it, has he taken it down?

They have two locations. Unfortunately the other location the owners replies to every review

Lol at Jack's review history having a recent one about getting a massage. The faq on the website says clients are typically nude. Jack is such a bear.

(Some else can post the review if you wish, mobile too painful for me)

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The Costco CEO even came out and said that if they priced for inflation, their regular hotdog combo would come out to around $3.50. Jack is literally complaining about 50 cents. That isn't to include the toppings on a Chicago dog which would easily drive up a price to around $5-6.
Jack is also failing to realize that Costco is an entirely different business where they make profits based on membership fees and the entire retail side of the business. Any retailer is going to sell some products at a loss just to get you in the door. There's no way that they can make a profit on the $1.50 or whatever it costs hot dog combo when you factor in the cost of labor.
 
Jack is such a greedy, gluttonous pig. Onion rings are not supposed to fill you up, you fat fuck. Five onion rings is more than enough, seeing as they have almost no nutritional value besides fat and carbs.

What annoys me the most about this dumb fuck is that he measures food not in terms of taste, or quality, or nutritional value, but in terms of quantity. It’s about things being BIG. You could literally fill a cheap baguette with the crappiest scraps of meat you swept off the kitchen floor, cover it with plastic cheese, and Jack would cream his fucking pants at the table. He has no regards for having a culinary experience, trying new things, and seeing food as an art form, rather than simply the means to satisfy the ravenous beast within.

Jack has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He embodies everything that’s wrong, not just with America, but the whole of humanity. The mind-boggling stupidity. The fervent but utterly hollow religiosity. The shameless consumerism. He is a miserable old man, who has done nothing in the whole of his life to benefit humanity in any way. With each passing day he resembles a pig less figuratively and more literally.
 

Trig.Point

I wouldn't start from here.
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Jack is such a greedy, gluttonous pig. Onion rings are not supposed to fill you up, you fat fuck. Five onion rings is more than enough, seeing as they have almost no nutritional value besides fat and carbs.

What annoys me the most about this dumb fuck is that he measures food not in terms of taste, or quality, or nutritional value, but in terms of quantity. It’s about things being BIG. You could literally fill a cheap baguette with the crappiest scraps of meat you swept off the kitchen floor, cover it with plastic cheese, and Jack would cream his fucking pants at the table. He has no regards for having a culinary experience, trying new things, and seeing food as an art form, rather than simply the means to satisfy the ravenous beast within.

Jack has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He embodies everything that’s wrong, not just with America, but the whole of humanity. The mind-boggling stupidity. The fervent but utterly hollow religiosity. The shameless consumerism. He is a miserable old man, who has done nothing in the whole of his life to benefit humanity in any way. With each passing day he resembles a pig less figuratively and more literally.

You can see an interesting contrast between this thread and the cooking with Kay one.

Kay's cooking is baffling awful, her best video is magnitudes worse than Jacks worst. Yet when people laugh at her knife skills there's a genuine undertone of concern. The thread hasn't taken off despite the horror she produces, because people actually have some respect for her.
 

irishAzoth

33.13192,-107.24438
You can see an interesting contrast between this thread and the cooking with Kay one.

Kay's cooking is baffling awful, her best video is magnitudes worse than Jacks worst. Yet when people laugh at her knife skills there's a genuine undertone of concern. The thread hasn't taken off despite the horror she produces, because people actually have some respect for her.
As far as I know about Kay is that she is just a bad cook but is probably a decent human being.
Jack is a bad cook, child abuser, fat slob, beta/cuck, failed youtuber, consumer driven and a lying leech. He also has an interesting rogue gallery with Tammy, Jack jr, Chuck etc.
What I'm trying to say is if Jack was just a bad cook he wouldn't have such a large thread on here
 

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