Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

ForscytheBat

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Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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Keto = Lifestyle!
Sorry, Campione’s, but while your food was apparently tasty and filling, you just can’t compete with a restaurant chain and the food served in a warehouse.
Jack even shits on his fellow Italians. Is there any group that Jack doesn't have beef with?
 

Adamska

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Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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Sorry, Campione’s, but while your food was apparently tasty and filling, you just can’t compete with a restaurant chain and the food served in a warehouse.
Looks like Fatboy is again trying to hold businesses hostage with his threats of bad reviews. I imagine he's getting pretty pissy that those threats are looking weaker and weaker given that more and more businesses seem to not be bowing to his bitch ass ways.

Probably helps his views are dropping like a rock too.

As for the Chicago dog there? Looks like a decent quality meal, and $3.99 is a good price what it should be price wise. Hell, I'd say $4.99 would be fair pricing given the ingredient loadout. Tubbo is just mad he can't max out his calories.
 

Trig.Point

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Despite his physical limitations, one should not underestimate Jack’s ability to be on the go. The man will not be denied an opportunity to cut an independently owned and operated businesses down to size via online review.

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Sorry, Campione’s, but while your food was apparently tasty and filling, you just can’t compete with a restaurant chain and the food served in a warehouse.
I went looking for this review but couldn't find it, has he taken it down?
 

Chamulum

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I went looking for this review but couldn't find it, has he taken it down?
Here you go.
 

Fatafata

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I went looking for this review but couldn't find it, has he taken it down?
They have two locations. Unfortunately the other location the owners replies to every review

Lol at Jack's review history having a recent one about getting a massage. The faq on the website says clients are typically nude. Jack is such a bear.

(Some else can post the review if you wish, mobile too painful for me)

Edit: fuck it

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EvilDroid64

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The Costco CEO even came out and said that if they priced for inflation, their regular hotdog combo would come out to around $3.50. Jack is literally complaining about 50 cents. That isn't to include the toppings on a Chicago dog which would easily drive up a price to around $5-6.
Jack is also failing to realize that Costco is an entirely different business where they make profits based on membership fees and the entire retail side of the business. Any retailer is going to sell some products at a loss just to get you in the door. There's no way that they can make a profit on the $1.50 or whatever it costs hot dog combo when you factor in the cost of labor.
 

Captain Ahab

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Jack is such a greedy, gluttonous pig. Onion rings are not supposed to fill you up, you fat fuck. Five onion rings is more than enough, seeing as they have almost no nutritional value besides fat and carbs.

What annoys me the most about this dumb fuck is that he measures food not in terms of taste, or quality, or nutritional value, but in terms of quantity. It’s about things being BIG. You could literally fill a cheap baguette with the crappiest scraps of meat you swept off the kitchen floor, cover it with plastic cheese, and Jack would cream his fucking pants at the table. He has no regards for having a culinary experience, trying new things, and seeing food as an art form, rather than simply the means to satisfy the ravenous beast within.

Jack has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He embodies everything that’s wrong, not just with America, but the whole of humanity. The mind-boggling stupidity. The fervent but utterly hollow religiosity. The shameless consumerism. He is a miserable old man, who has done nothing in the whole of his life to benefit humanity in any way. With each passing day he resembles a pig less figuratively and more literally.
 

Trig.Point

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Jack is such a greedy, gluttonous pig. Onion rings are not supposed to fill you up, you fat fuck. Five onion rings is more than enough, seeing as they have almost no nutritional value besides fat and carbs.

What annoys me the most about this dumb fuck is that he measures food not in terms of taste, or quality, or nutritional value, but in terms of quantity. It’s about things being BIG. You could literally fill a cheap baguette with the crappiest scraps of meat you swept off the kitchen floor, cover it with plastic cheese, and Jack would cream his fucking pants at the table. He has no regards for having a culinary experience, trying new things, and seeing food as an art form, rather than simply the means to satisfy the ravenous beast within.

Jack has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He embodies everything that’s wrong, not just with America, but the whole of humanity. The mind-boggling stupidity. The fervent but utterly hollow religiosity. The shameless consumerism. He is a miserable old man, who has done nothing in the whole of his life to benefit humanity in any way. With each passing day he resembles a pig less figuratively and more literally.
You can see an interesting contrast between this thread and the cooking with Kay one.

Kay's cooking is baffling awful, her best video is magnitudes worse than Jacks worst. Yet when people laugh at her knife skills there's a genuine undertone of concern. The thread hasn't taken off despite the horror she produces, because people actually have some respect for her.
 

irishAzoth

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You can see an interesting contrast between this thread and the cooking with Kay one.

Kay's cooking is baffling awful, her best video is magnitudes worse than Jacks worst. Yet when people laugh at her knife skills there's a genuine undertone of concern. The thread hasn't taken off despite the horror she produces, because people actually have some respect for her.
As far as I know about Kay is that she is just a bad cook but is probably a decent human being.
Jack is a bad cook, child abuser, fat slob, beta/cuck, failed youtuber, consumer driven and a lying leech. He also has an interesting rogue gallery with Tammy, Jack jr, Chuck etc.
What I'm trying to say is if Jack was just a bad cook he wouldn't have such a large thread on here
 

RodDangerous

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As far as I know about Kay is that she is just a bad cook but is probably a decent human being.
Jack is a bad cook, child abuser, fat slob, beta/cuck, failed youtuber, consumer driven and a lying leech. He also has an interesting rogue gallery with Tammy, Jack jr, Chuck etc.
What I'm trying to say is if Jack was just a bad cook he wouldn't have such a large thread on here
Bingo. While it was Jack’s cooking that earned him this thread, it’s Jack, the man, that allows it to thrive.
 

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Jack's latest parking lot review is up.

Jack is also failing to realize that Costco is an entirely different business where they make profits based on membership fees and the entire retail side of the business. Any retailer is going to sell some products at a loss just to get you in the door. There's no way that they can make a profit on the $1.50 or whatever it costs hot dog combo when you factor in the cost of labor.
It's also funny that he bitches so often about cost when Tammy is the one that's paying for it.
 

Chamulum

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Jack's latest parking lot review is up.



It's also funny that he bitches so often about cost when Tammy is the one that's paying for it.
"There's no handicapped parking at this location" Oh who am I kidding, he's not going to get out of that chair isn't he? I can't wait to get reviews about how places aren't ADA compliant. I can imagine how well that goes over.
 

irishAzoth

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Jack's latest parking lot review is up.



It's also funny that he bitches so often about cost when Tammy is the one that's paying for it.
This sack of shit really had to complain about handicap parking and the pylon spacing. HE ALWAYS HAS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING NOT IMPORTANT WITH THE RESTURANT

he would mention none of this if he still had two legs. Glad to see Jack stick to the Keto lifestyle yet again with those Onion Rings
 

AnOminous

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He embodies everything that’s wrong, not just with America, but the whole of humanity. The mind-boggling stupidity. The fervent but utterly hollow religiosity.
It's weirdly symbolic he attends a church run by a vicious murderer whose "redemption" story is hollow and bogus and who appears to be entirely in it for the money.

What I'm trying to say is if Jack was just a bad cook he wouldn't have such a large thread on here
Come for the bad cooking, stay for the fuck ass terrible excuse for a human being.
 

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