Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Chamulum

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Dumdum doesn't know the difference between 'no sugar' and 'no sugar added'

He thinks there's zero sugar in these jams he bought. Even though he reads the label out loud: 'no sugar added'.

Jack you dumb suburban trash bag. Fruit has sugar in it. Sugar granuals don't literally grow on trees.

Keto is a lifestyle
This dumb fuck is going to get the kung fu flu ain't he? He couldn't even clean the lens. Jesus Christ.
 
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Adamska

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He's really angry he can't profit off of the Wuhan Flu given how often he's sperging about it on his crappy facebook page. Also more pretending he's a good human being and denying he is a selfish narcissistic lardass who relies on his wife and son to pay for his manchild lifestyle.
 

Cheesecake Coochie

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I find it funny that Jack will say that, what goes around comes around. Until it has anything to do with him, he gets to choke his son but when he losing the ability to use his arm it's not karma. Aunt Mirah's recipe really is potent and should be released to the government to torture criminals or to farmers to kill rodents attacking their crops. Clearly that shit is working because Jack's self awareness is so significantly low.
 

Misaki Nakahara

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I find it funny that Jack will say that, what goes around comes around. Until it has anything to do with him, he gets to choke his son but when he losing the ability to use his arm it's not karma. Aunt Mirah's recipe really is potent and should be released to the government to torture criminals or to farmers to kill rodents attacking their crops. Clearly that shit is working because Jack's self awareness is so significantly low.
Jack's actually a great example of "what goes around comes around". God took that arm right off him when He saw what Jack was using it for.
 

Aunt Myrna

Have you tried my Party Cheese Salad?
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In this installment, Jack determines which black Starbucks coffee is the best deal. He heard from somewhere that the Tall (small) was actually the best deal, but doesn't believe it. To literally no ones surprise, the bigger sizes cost less $/oz. Jack also thinks that the standard service temperature for Starbucks coffee is "190 or above, maybe like 2[00]-something". Okay, right.
 
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Religion is Dead

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In this installment, Jack determines which black Starbucks coffee is the best deal. He heard from somewhere that the Tall (small) was actually the best deal, but doesn't believe it. To literally no ones surprise, the bigger sizes cost less $/oz. Jack also thinks that the standard service temperature for Starbucks coffee is "190 or above, maybe like 2[00]-something". Okay, right.
Temperature range for Starbucks is between 150 and 170. There's an old video somewhere where Jack has a guest and says he normally drinks his coffee at like 130 or something.
 
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He posted about this place months ago on FB then never uploaded the review. Someone on IG asked him about it then he put it up. I swear stroke brain forgot all about it.
When he says "this place isn't handicapped accessible," is he really that dumb? It's accessible because your fat ass got in there to break things.
Tammy's parents couldn't look more embarrassed by him.
There's noway he'll go back if he has to walk.
Patty's claim to fame is it's been there forever, burned down and made a comeback.
Hey... It's Kentucky,... 🤷‍♀️ all they have is the horse race once a year, the corvette museum fell in a sinkhole, so Patty's is huge.!
 

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He posted about this place months ago on FB then never uploaded the review. Someone on IG asked him about it then he put it up. I swear stroke brain forgot all about it.
When he says "this place isn't handicapped accessible," is he really that dumb? It's accessible because your fat ass got in there to break things.
Tammy's parents couldn't look more embarrassed by him.
There's noway he'll go back if he has to walk.
Patty's claim to fame is it's been there forever, burned down and made a comeback.
Hey... It's Kentucky,... 🤷‍♀️ all they have is the horse race once a year, the corvette museum fell in a sinkhole, so Patty's is huge.!
Don't forget they also make baseball bats.
 

Aaway

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In this installment, Jack determines which black Starbucks coffee is the best deal. He heard from somewhere that the Tall (small) was actually the best deal, but doesn't believe it. To literally no ones surprise, the bigger sizes cost less $/oz. Jack also thinks that the standard service temperature for Starbucks coffee is "190 or above, maybe like 2[00]-something". Okay, right.
this might be the most fucking pointless CWJ video yet
 

Charlie Delicious

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Temperature range for Starbucks is between 150 and 170. There's an old video somewhere where Jack has a guest and says he normally drinks his coffee at like 130 or something.
Remember the time Jack "brewed" his coffee at 140


Mmmmmm warm brown water
 

GoodFattyDeadFatty

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In this installment, Jack determines which black Starbucks coffee is the best deal. He heard from somewhere that the Tall (small) was actually the best deal, but doesn't believe it. To literally no ones surprise, the bigger sizes cost less $/oz. Jack also thinks that the standard service temperature for Starbucks coffee is "190 or above, maybe like 2[00]-something". Okay, right.
So here is what I think he was supposed to do. He was supposed to order a tall ICED drink with no ice, request a venti cup filled with ice and the tall drink could fill the venti cup because starbucks gives you more than half of your damn cup filled with ice. But Jack is exceptional and did this pointless video with a hot drink.
 

Free the Pedos

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It doesn't matter how many Sundays you sit in church or if you think you are saved.
God sees what you do and how you treat people.
That's what really matters.
Amen.
Jack's a prime example of people thinking they can do what they like because they're saved, instead of examining their actions for the fruits of the spirit mentioned in Galatians (love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.)