Why do you want to order a fast food cup of water anyways, Jack? I'm pretty sure a while ago when ordering at a fast food restaurant you didn't order a drink and opted to get water from the Dollar General instead. I don't get why Jack is so butthurt about it, he already made his own solution a long time ago.Basically he spends 30 seconds bitching about being told there will be a 20 minute wait before he actually orders anything. I've pulled up to my Taco Bell and was greeted with a blunt "It'll be at least 25 minutes..." and took it to mean that's when my order will be ready, not when i can place it. Just how it played out, and it only took 15, because they are going to give you the farthest out estimate.
Jack wonders "But what if I ordered just a water?" as if one so desperately thirsty would have no respite but a drive thru. That he can't fathom a fast food drive thru being backed up is so fucking ignorant. It's not uncommon for people to call off or no show minimum wage McJobs, but how dare the Scalfani's be inconvenienced for 20 minutes.