Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

The Cum Consumer

Gimme daddy's cummies UwU
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Edit: The recipe is the second result on google
I was wondering why this picture looked a little familiar.
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Sheikh Tranny Bin Banging

ما رأيك في ذلك دايل
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Well, you're not wrong. But what I mean is disturbing on a personal level. Like how he interacts with his son and other people or his beliefs on certain things.
Just read the fucking thread like the rest of us. We aren't going to hold your hand so that you can, presumably, make a youtube video about Jack
 

AmazingEagle

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His Lazy Man recipes tend to run the gamut from genuinely lazy attempts at making stuff to stuff that isn't all that labor intensive to begin with.

In his "Lazy Man's Strawberry Cream Cake" video there's nothing lazy or amazing about it. Unless not making the cake is supposed to be the lazy part or something? But his whole point was this is something you can buy in the store or you just make it yourself. And this cake is literally something that people have been making for years when they're pressed for time and company comes over.
Seems like Jack can never come up with a creative name for his food.
 

AnOminous

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What the fuck is that vile slop?
"lazy man recipe" basically means, "this is going to be even more vile than usual"
Any recipe that Jack proposes could be improved by adding "murder Jack Scalfani" as the first part.
 

arthurdaley

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Edit: The recipe is the second result on google
No doubt put hts own trademark spin on this by adding 1-year-old freezer burnt smoked turkey leg
 

Lenzperkins

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Dat Boi Cali's Youtube page
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG0AbFKCql7xBbdMk91KFlA/videos

Jack Sr opened the flood gates and some of the comments are cringy. Wonder how long until he follows his dad's footsteps and turn off the comments. Dat Boi Cali, hahaha..... fucking orginal.

Hi, I'm Jack Scalfani, how you doin? On the this episode of Eye to Eye, will people have sex in Heaven? Yeahhh baaaybee!
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captkrisma

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Another week, another hour of my life sucked away by Jack Scalfani:

Several states are imposing curfews again and Jack isn't a fan. This is actually a rare moment in which I agree with Jack. The virus doesn't stop at a certain hour, and while we all pretty much know the direct cause of spread, no one has the balls to shut down big box stores like Walmart and Costco. Jack would complain either way you go.

Jack was bullied at school. Most likely because he brought raw food as his lunch.

Jack thinks servers will have a bad holiday because of the new curfew. No Jack, servers are already going to have a bad holiday because there were limits on restaurants imposed in March.

Another point of Jack's that I agree with (what the fuck is happening?) against YouTube's new monetization policy. Basically if you're not eligible for monetization, youtube can still pop ads on your shit and not pay you. They're also taxing your ad revenue as royalty fees.

One would think Jack would get more upset about the additional taxation part since that is the part that applies to him, but no. Jack is more upset that there will be ads on EVERY video now.

Jack argues with a fan on his QAnon bullshit stats.

"The flu is a bigger killer and we've done nothing about it in my life". Make sure you get your flu vaccine early this year!

Jack briefly talks about his friend Lou passing away right before becoming extremely animated about waiting 12 hours for In-and-Out. Classy.

Jack loses his shit about gender inclusive language and does not acknowledge non-binary fans, comparing them to aliens.

Speaking of pronouns: Jack misgenders Okie multiple times. Jack essentially genders everyone as female unless they are obviously male.

Jack is getting super chats. Giving Jack money is akin to giving Chris money. Don't expect anything in return.

Thanks for the super chat, still not turning on comments.

Jack believes that the academy awards shouldn't take place because theaters are closed. Doesn't mean that movies aren't being released, Jack.

Jack somewhat alludes to the Charlie Kaufman movie "I'm Thinking of Ending Things" as Oscar bait.

Jack refuses the concept that there are decent tex-mex restaurants in Tennessee, despite having multiple videos to the contrary. Jack would most likely drive hours out of the way to go to Texas and blow Tammy's money there.

Someone super chats Jack $20 for a beef wellington video, in which Jack accepts. Jack is one step closer to OnlyFans, boys.

Giveaway time! Jack is giving away a package of beads from New Orleans. A 48ct bag of beads costs $8. Jack stingy in everything except raw meats.

Jack defends his food wars shit, but he lies out his ass because there's no comparing Cajun foods.

"Nashville's a ghost town". Bullshit meter is hitting red.

Someone narc'd about OnlyFans. Fucker.

No one is prohibiting you from having Thanksgiving, lard ass. Just shrink it down to immediate family members.

"I see people wearing the masks" - Man who refuses to wear a mask.

"Its not the device, it's the chef" - Man who literally has 4 grills/smokers, multiple kitchen gadgets, and a small subseries where he reviews different devices.

Jack tried to defend his bashing of Uber drivers.

Jack says Youtube automatically fills in his Amazon links because someone said it was in poor taste to add it to the tribute video. This is a lie. As someone who is also making videos, you have to add everything into the description pannel by hand. Youtube doesn't carry over anything from video to video.

Jack actually has Applebee's send him notifications about food.
 

Lenzperkins

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Another week, another hour of my life sucked away by Jack Scalfani:

Several states are imposing curfews again and Jack isn't a fan. This is actually a rare moment in which I agree with Jack. The virus doesn't stop at a certain hour, and while we all pretty much know the direct cause of spread, no one has the balls to shut down big box stores like Walmart and Costco. Jack would complain either way you go.

Jack was bullied at school. Most likely because he brought raw food as his lunch.

Jack thinks servers will have a bad holiday because of the new curfew. No Jack, servers are already going to have a bad holiday because there were limits on restaurants imposed in March.

Another point of Jack's that I agree with (what the fuck is happening?) against YouTube's new monetization policy. Basically if you're not eligible for monetization, youtube can still pop ads on your shit and not pay you. They're also taxing your ad revenue as royalty fees.

One would think Jack would get more upset about the additional taxation part since that is the part that applies to him, but no. Jack is more upset that there will be ads on EVERY video now.

Jack argues with a fan on his QAnon bullshit stats.

"The flu is a bigger killer and we've done nothing about it in my life". Make sure you get your flu vaccine early this year!

Jack briefly talks about his friend Lou passing away right before becoming extremely animated about waiting 12 hours for In-and-Out. Classy.

Jack loses his shit about gender inclusive language and does not acknowledge non-binary fans, comparing them to aliens.

Speaking of pronouns: Jack misgenders Okie multiple times. Jack essentially genders everyone as female unless they are obviously male.

Jack is getting super chats. Giving Jack money is akin to giving Chris money. Don't expect anything in return.

Thanks for the super chat, still not turning on comments.

Jack believes that the academy awards shouldn't take place because theaters are closed. Doesn't mean that movies aren't being released, Jack.

Jack somewhat alludes to the Charlie Kaufman movie "I'm Thinking of Ending Things" as Oscar bait.

Jack refuses the concept that there are decent tex-mex restaurants in Tennessee, despite having multiple videos to the contrary. Jack would most likely drive hours out of the way to go to Texas and blow Tammy's money there.

Someone super chats Jack $20 for a beef wellington video, in which Jack accepts. Jack is one step closer to OnlyFans, boys.

Giveaway time! Jack is giving away a package of beads from New Orleans. A 48ct bag of beads costs $8. Jack stingy in everything except raw meats.

Jack defends his food wars shit, but he lies out his ass because there's no comparing Cajun foods.

"Nashville's a ghost town". Bullshit meter is hitting red.

Someone narc'd about OnlyFans. Fucker.

No one is prohibiting you from having Thanksgiving, lard ass. Just shrink it down to immediate family members.

"I see people wearing the masks" - Man who refuses to wear a mask.

"Its not the device, it's the chef" - Man who literally has 4 grills/smokers, multiple kitchen gadgets, and a small subseries where he reviews different devices.

Jack tried to defend his bashing of Uber drivers.

Jack says Youtube automatically fills in his Amazon links because someone said it was in poor taste to add it to the tribute video. This is a lie. As someone who is also making videos, you have to add everything into the description pannel by hand. Youtube doesn't carry over anything from video to video.

Jack actually has Applebee's send him notifications about food.
His reaction when he found out Onlyfans was a porn site. He was pretty bummed for the rest of the cast.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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Hi, I'm Jack Scalfani, how you doin? On the this episode of Eye to Eye, will people have sex in Heaven? Yeahhh baaaybee!

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Jack's definitely looking forward to that as his dick hasn't worked in years. Big T probably isn't because she's getting it from every BBC around her and doesn't want to go back to Fat Jack and his micro peen.
 

Whatthefuck

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i thought jack was all about "respect law and order"

why is he advocating restaurants breaking state guidelines?


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Jack doesn't give a shit about law and order. He's a QAnon devotee who just knows that evil liberals are out to kill the economy with their COVID hoax. In his mush mind this is an act of courage and defiance in the face of tyranny. Think of that, Jack actually sees himself and these people as being the same as the Revolutionists. Give me liberty, or let me die painfully face down on a gurney with a tube in my ass and my urethra and having oxygen jammed down my throat.
 

stupidpieceofshit

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no one has the balls to shut down big box stores like Walmart and Costco.
You can't really. Logistically it would cause too many issues. It is not like many Americans when in a good economy can afford to stock up on food for weeks on ends, most are paycheck to paycheck. To shut down Walmart, Kroger, et al would cause a huge food crisis and only further pandemic fatigue even more so in purple and red areas.