Careercow Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting

Archie_Kimkicker

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Dat Boi Cali's Youtube page
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG0AbFKCql7xBbdMk91KFlA/videos

Jack Sr opened the flood gates and some of the comments are cringy. Wonder how long until he follows his dad's footsteps and turn off the comments. Dat Boi Cali, hahaha..... fucking orginal.
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Aaway

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Ironic thing about Jack is how he hates California and what it represents. I've been to Nashville and met people from there who despises Californians who moved to their city. Jack is a fraud who tries to live a country lifestyle when in fact locals hate idiots like him. What 52 year old man still uses the term Dude? and his son's rap name is Cali? LMAO.
nashville is a pretty liberal town, but that's the case with pretty much every major city in the US

it's the suburbs like hendersonville (where jack lives) where you'll find people who hate the fact that people from CA are moving there. this is also the case in states like Idaho and Texas, where you hear a lot of "those damn Californians are driving up our housing prices and bringing their liberal politics with them!"
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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nashville is a pretty liberal town, but that's the case with pretty much every major city in the US

it's the suburbs like hendersonville (where jack lives) where you'll find people who hate the fact that people from CA are moving there. this is also the case in states like Idaho and Texas, where you hear a lot of "those damn Californians are driving up our housing prices and bringing their liberal politics with them!"
That's also part of the reason Jack said he wanted to move elsewhere because now Hendersonville is starting to get too liberal for him.

Jack will never be happy until he lives in a conservative utopia where everybody thinks as he does. Problem is no such place exists.
 

Aaway

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That's also part of the reason Jack said he wanted to move elsewhere because now Hendersonville is starting to get too liberal for him.

Jack will never be happy until he lives in a conservative utopia where everybody thinks as he does. Problem is no such place exists.
if he thinks hendersonville is too liberal, then he won't be happy living anywhere in the US. TN is one of the most solid red states in the country

a quick google search shows trump won sumner county by around 34k votes this past election .and they also voted R in every state and local election

if he wasn't so scared of muslims and blacks, he'd love living in the middle east or africa. very conservative places
 

Lenzperkins

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if he thinks hendersonville is too liberal, then he won't be happy living anywhere in the US. TN is one of the most solid red states in the country

a quick google search shows trump won sumner county by around 34k votes this past election .and they also voted R in every state and local election

if he wasn't so scared of muslims and blacks, he'd love living in the middle east or africa. very conservative places
Send him to Gaza
 

Whatthefuck

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That's also part of the reason Jack said he wanted to move elsewhere because now Hendersonville is starting to get too liberal for him.

Jack will never be happy until he lives in a conservative utopia where everybody thinks as he does. Problem is no such place exists.
He could move to East TN. Most people don't understand that TN is really three different states in culture. You have West TN which is where all of the (whispers) blacks live. You have Middle TN where all of the hipsters live. You have East TN which is Appalachian paradise. They could move there for sure. I'm not sure how Jr.'s Christian rap schtick would go, but they may find some solace in one of the many Appalachian hollers.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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if he thinks hendersonville is too liberal, then he won't be happy living anywhere in the US. TN is one of the most solid red states in the country

a quick google search shows trump won sumner county by around 34k votes this past election .and they also voted R in every state and local election

if he wasn't so scared of muslims and blacks, he'd love living in the middle east or africa. very conservative places
Yeah but Jack's version of a "liberal" is rather different than anybody else's view. In his eyes it's being forced to wear a mask, not being able to go out to restaurants or see movies. I'm sure there's other things there as well but this is Jack we're talking about. He'd have to move to Mississippi, Louisiana or Alabama if he wanted to move to a more conservative state. Problem is there's way too many darkies there for his liking and he doesn't want Jack Jr being more influenced by them than he already is and doesn't want Big T getting more BBC.

He could move to that Libertarian town that got overrun by bears because people threw donuts everywhere. It would satisfy him on two levels- freedums (ie no mask mandates), and plenty of crappy food (ie free donuts on the ground).
That is frankly horrifying and just goes to show that these deep libertarians can't be trusted to govern themselves.
 

Hundreds Of Sparrows

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That's also part of the reason Jack said he wanted to move elsewhere because now Hendersonville is starting to get too liberal for him.

Jack will never be happy until he lives in a conservative utopia where everybody thinks as he does. Problem is no such place exists.
jack is one of those kinds of conservatives who bitches about liberal echo chambers but goes completely insane if he isn't surrounded by racist boomer human-bowling-ball-hybrids just like him at all times
 

StraightShooter2

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Bend over Jesus. Jack's on his way; and he has a lifetime in the closet to make up for when gets there.
More importantly, will we be able to eat food in heaven?

Probably not, unless it is vegan.

6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

(Fun fact, in the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve only had permission to eat fruits of the trees, it was after the Fall of Man that God granted them permission to harvest animals for meat.. and wear clothes).

What the fuck is that vile slop?

Any recipe that Jack proposes could be improved by adding "murder Jack Scalfani" as the first part

It looks a lot like Party Cheese Salad:


 

She Brings The Rain

It feels like spring
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Yeah but Jack's version of a "liberal" is rather different than anybody else's view. In his eyes it's being forced to wear a mask, not being able to go out to restaurants or see movies. I'm sure there's other things there as well but this is Jack we're talking about. He'd have to move to Mississippi, Louisiana or Alabama if he wanted to move to a more conservative state. Problem is there's way too many darkies there for his liking and he doesn't want Jack Jr being more influenced by them than he already is and doesn't want Big T getting more BBC.
Speaking as a Deep South TN/AL negro, Jack is shit outta luck. On top of black people being absolutely everywhere, we also have a fuck ton of Latinos. Some places in Bama are definitely sundown towns, but they're the poverty level poor areas, where he wouldn't be able to upload a single video without waiting several hours.

And, weirdly enough, Chattanooga has a fuck ton of Koreans and Middle Easterners. Mosques and Korean churches abound.