Off-Topic Jack Thaddeus Thread/FAQ - Because some spergs still believe this shit

Broseph Stalin

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A lot of people over the days, months, and years since ADF came into the limelight have always believed him to be Jack Thaddeus, an infamous CWC troll known for stealing Chris's PSN and Yahoo account, as well as buying out ad space on the CWCpedia to post ads taunting Chris, which caused him to chimp out pretty hard. Then out of the blue, Chris believed he had found out Jack Thaddeus's true identity: None other than Philip V. Haskins-Delici himself, otherwise known to us simply as ADF. The purpose of this thread is to clear the air for any newcomers or anyone autistic enough to still believe that ADF really is Jack Thaddeus, and to discuss the man who brought us the great spud king.


ADF pretty much used Chris as a trollshield but ended up having it backfire HARD to the point where he became one of the biggest A-Logs in all Christory, second to Anthony Logatto himself. Some say that the TRUE & HONEST Jack Thaddeus was close to being sniffed out by Chris and that he needed a way out. But many believe that this was an attempt to get a Lolcow Civil War to ensue by having Chris and ADF come to blows, which kind of worked. One thing is for certain though, and it's that Jack Thaddeus is still around here, though his identity remains a closely guarded secret. Yet for some reason, people still fall for the same ruse that tricked CWC.


Let's get the obvious out of the way. Yes, ADF and Jack Thaddeus both sound the same, but only somewhat. ADF has a more nasally voice and a speech impediment most likely due to his horrendous muck mouth, while Jack Thaddeus has kind of a nerdy fat guy voice, as well as being witty and more articulate than ADF.


If that's not enough, then let's look at what Jack Thaddeus accomplished:

  • He was able to obtain Chris's PSN and Yahoo accounts through the help of his "daughter". Some might believe that this is Kourine, but in truth ADF and Kourine had a falling out back in 2008, while the Samantha Emails occurred in 2009. ADF just lacks the brainpower for this kind of shit.
  • He bought all of the ad-space from the CWCipedia, and also remained the sole donor for obvious reasons. Jack Thaddeus spent over €1,000 to buy up all of the ad-space, noting in one of the calls that he has dual citizenship. Whether this is true or not, the fact remains that he was able to shell out cash that ADF could never save up due to poor spending habits. But then again, he did shell out a shit load of cash just to troll Chris. Huh....
  • His Photoshop skillz are obviously better than ADF's (Assuming he really did create the adverts on the CWCipedia)
  • He has a better understanding of how advertising works than ADF does, as well as being far more tech-savvy. Let me remind you that ADF has no idea how an iPhone sim card works, and also that Jack Thaddeus knew how to handle Chris's hijacked PSN and Yahoo accounts.
  • Kind of running out of shit here, but Jack Thaddeus seemed to know more about collateral damage and military engagements in the third Jack Thaddeus Call, where he chastised Chris for having CWCville under martial law and giving the Sonichus and police full authority to do as they please. While his knowledge was limited, it was far more than ADF knows, and was far more in touch with reality.

Alright, that's all I've got. Feel free to sperg about J.T. or add your own shit and input to the thread.
 
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Picklechu

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Did anyone actually believe this? Speds...
Sadly, yes.
A lot of it has to do with the CWCki, I think. I haven't read it for awhile, but I know it used to give the impression that Jack was ADF, rather than solely Thorg et al trying to start a tard fight. If someone didn't really know anything about ADF, and only read about Chris, I can see how they would get that impression if they didn't bother to look into things. Plus, some things just become memetic with lolcows (Bob was in the KKK!) and keep coming up, no matter how many times they're disproven.
 

TrippinKahlua

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Phil is not Jack Thaddeus.

And Jack Thaddeus was not a real faggot.
 

Psycho

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Did anyone actually believe this? Speds...

I kinda thought it might be true, but this was before I knew anything about ADF and was just laughing at Chris and his behavior.

Since I've learned about Phil, it's become obvious that, no, he could never accomplish this himself. Whether it's because of extreme stupidity or sloth, Phil never seems to accomplish any of his goals. And the only way he takes out any hostility towards CWC is to make half-assed alog posts against him on facebook.
 

A Ghost

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A lot of it has to do with the CWCki, I think. I haven't read it for awhile, but I know it used to give the impression that Jack was ADF, rather than solely Thorg et al trying to start a tard fight.
the CWCki does give that impression maybe someone to should make a edit to the Jack Thaddeus page of some of the proof that he wasn't ADF or why we have real doughs its him like the blue spike page
 

Broseph Stalin

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After further reviewing the CWCki article, I found this bit:

The "Ahuviya" Chris is referring to is none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.[4][5] This information is unsurprisingly fabricated, as, for one, Jack and Ahuviya's voices have only scant similarities. Regardless, Ahuviya and Chris, despite the animosity between the two, share many of the same traits and characteristics.

It really needs to be bolded or have more than just a sentence saying ADF isn't Jack Thaddeus because of his voice since it's pretty easy to overlook if you're just skimming the article for info.
 

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