War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
- Feb 27, 2020
Jackie is a retarded man in his 30s who spends almost every hour of his day cooming to girls on twitter. He was discovered through another lolcow, Derich, a man who is also retarded, a fan of DSP and who also has his own thread. Jackie started off as the side character to Derich but has quickly become the main attraction. Here is the link to the Derich thread. Due to Jackie having the brain of a 5 year old, he's unable to live on his own, so he lives with his 64 year old mother who doesn't care that her son spends his days cooming on twitter
We know when Jackie is awake and when he goes to bed because he spams good morning/good night to porn stars on twitter. Usually he wakes up at 7 AM, but sometimes he's cooming at 4 or even 9 AM. However, he consistently goes to bed between 11:30 PM to midnight. It varies how many porn stars he tags and says this to. Sometimes it's a few while other times, it's 10+
Jackie spamming good morning and good night
From Twitter analytics, Jackie averages anywhere from 90 to 110 tweets per day.
There's also data from this website, but it's not entirely accurate to when he posts as it uses Japan time and doesn't take into account the time of the person we're looking up
Jackie loves to let people know that he's an animal lover and though he's not a furry, his Halloween costumes from the past few years would have you think otherwise
He gets hissy fits when the porn stars he's tweeting to don't respond or like his posts as well as getting angry and jealous over other coomers who are getting replied to.
Astrid is one of Jackie's favorite pornstars and no, he did not get a response from her
Jackie has made a few cooming videos which range from trying to win the heart of the female porn star, to saying happy birthday to one, to recently being in San Diego hoping to find the porn stars who live there
Jackie looking for some sex workers while in San Diego
Jackie is very into vore and though he doesn't tweet out vore porn, he has no problem tagging whores who he wants to eat him
In addition, Jackie often gets blocked by whores on twitter and every so often, he tweets asking for their forgiveness. It's unknown what he actually sends, but it's theorized that he DMs them pictures of his dick. The only proof to this is from a fellow kiwi, but considering that Jackie retweets whores sucking dicks with suggestive comments, there is some possible weight to this theory
I remember when a commenter on the Derichwatch twitter account asked if Jackie sends dickpics to these whore's DMs and Jackie replied to him with that Monsters Inc gif and basically said stay away or leave me alone. He 100% sends pics to these women and that's prob a key in factor in him getting blocked.
Related to the theory, Jackie often tweets things about how he wants his dick sucked. Usually it's a picture of a girl giving a blowjob, but this time, it's just a fantasy like this
Being obsessed with the Lion King and big cats, Jackie likes to use "feline language" like rawr, the cat's meow, and puurrrfect when cooming
Imagine unironically saying Hakuna Matata
Jackie uses a website called jerkmate, which is a site where you masturbate in front of live people. Jackie has no problem tweeting when he's about to wax his carrot as well as tagging the people who he's watching live
Jackie also was part of a contest and was one of 25 to receive a jerkmate bobblehead. He has it right in front of his Disney DVDs
The contest from Jerkmate
Though not often, sometimes he posts photos of his hand touching a babe. Unfortunately, one of these photos has a child, though Jackie did cover it up his face with a mouse sticker
Jackie will coom to practically any girl regardless if they're a whore or not. It's pretty much confirmed that his biggest reason for loving Disney Land is to take photos with the "hotties" being paid to dress up as Disney Princesses
Remember that this is his public facebook where he's typing these comments for the world to see. Though considering he's retarded enough to use his real name and face on his twitter, this shouldn't be a surprise
It can't be overstated how much Jackie thinks getting responses from strangers means that they find him attractive and desirable. He finds nothing wrong when he tags random porn actresses and describes his sexual fantasies with them
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