Sigh...@Corbin Dallas Multipass Here is something mysterious that I have seen when walking on a certain trail in the woods behind my college. How did all this junk and concrete building pieces get in the middle of the woods in the first place? It’s as if a UFO picked up all this stuff and dropped it in the woods.
This evidence of alien activity in the area is further evidence that the janitor was abducted by aliens.
You know what? You're obviously right. There's simply no way some random debris could have ended up in the woods except aliens. And obviously all random things are connected, so obviously those same aliens that like to move piles of garbage around for fun also like stealing janitors. And clearly those aliens must be working for the Catholic God, and all this weird behavior is to get you to convert back to his religion.
There's simply no other explanation. It's probably the false monarchs of england putting catholic god up to this because they know you're onto them...