Dramacow Jacob Wohl / JacobAWohl / Matthew Cohen / Surefire Intelligence / NeX Capital Management - Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates

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How incompetent do you have to be to do the same crime once, fail miserably, and then decide it's a good idea to try the exact same plan again with a different target? He deserves to be in jail for stupidity alone. He couldn't even be bothered to pay these people off so they stay quiet instead of exposing him within literally hours.
I think he thinks that he's gaining notoriety and fame through this.

I also wouldn't be surprised if his dad eggs him on, he really seems as exceptional as his son.
 

Feline Darkmage

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I think he thinks that he's gaining notoriety and fame through this.

I also wouldn't be surprised if his dad eggs him on, he really seems as exceptional as his son.
Daddy was involved in spreading the Buttigieg smear, I'm reasonably certain that he's been at least partially pulling the strings on this the whole time.

What would be really funny is if Dad is a long term troll doing this because he really hates his idiot son and wants him locked up in jail just to get rid of him lmao.
 

Knojkamarangasan_#4

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Why is it always (((people))) doing this shit smh.

Jokes aside, what a pathetic guy, found out about him through the stream, and the fact that he did stuff with the clown woman and overly attached goyfriend Laura Loomer is just the cherry on top...
 
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Honestly, it isn’t. He wishes he was “Arayan Enough” to be like Cheeto Benito. Being a dipshit has no racial preference.
 
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Zhoban

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More press conference kahntent incoming, he's also threatening to sue the Daily Beast for $100m :story::

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The litigious bully's tactic: play a suicidal game of chicken and bet on the side with the ace to back down, out of the sense that the battle's not worth paying the attorneys. Jacob and Jack won't sue and The Daily Beast will call their bluff.

The good news is that we're in for another exceptional individual sandwich of a press conference! I love watching Little Jacob get his ass handed to him by bored reporters who are all smarter than him!
 

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So the only possible end for all this is prison right? It seems like any one of these schemes on their own is enough that a bored federal prosecutor could ruin your life over, but running a new one every few months while targeting prominent Democrats is so bizarrely suicidal.

Part of me thinks the only reason the indictments have not come down yet is he's so rapidly spinning out multiple new felonies every month that the FBI is just gonna spend the next year letting him stack on the decades.
 

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