Artcow Jamal Prewitt - commissioned $10k of porn for his MLP/Spiderman crossover.

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Jace E. Denton

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did this guy get into debt to commission the porn or is her just really rich

That's what I'd like to find out. You'd assume someone spending that much on commission porn has the disposable money to throw away, but then you can look at that autist Chibi who took out like an 8,000 dollar loan for a kickstarter when he works part-time making minimum wage at a gas station. The autistic mind is a scary thing.
 

Charlie's Chaplin

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Time for some statistics, folks!

344
images on Derpibooru (the largest Booru for My Little Pony) for images tagged Spiders and Magic: Rise of Spider-mane.
Of these, 83 are explicit while 19 are questionable. So nearly a quarter of all that fanfiction's art is either porn or smut.

So, how narcissistic do you need to be to commission thousands of dollars worth of wank-fodder for your crossover fanfiction between two children's franchises, that in all likelihood, is shite on a crusty roll?

I need some fucking brain bleach for searching Derpibooru with the filter set to "Everything"...
 

Meowthkip

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It may seem like easy money, but it is literally soul-draining. I tried it, and it nearly ruined making art for me altogether. Seriously took the shit out of me, those people and their requests.

You don't have to even be good at art, one just needs to be willing to be an art whore.

Meanwhile, I would gladly take this fool's money if he'd be willing to throw it at me. I'm sure he bought a lot of dinners for people.

But if he's going into debt over this shit, then it might not be long before he winds up like LupineAssassin and begging for commission money while his ass is out on the street. At that point, doing a commission for him would be a pretty dodgy ethical issue.
 

The Giver

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$10,000 on MLP fanfic porn

I know people think money can buy happiness, but goddamn.
 

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I'll read some of his fanfic and report back. Has to be more entertaining than the night I spent reading all of Alex ze Pirate.

EDIT: The writing is tolorable for a fanfic and the first chapter is pretty fucking funny in a Sonichu sort of way. No smut yet, so chapter one safe to read if you're curious. Highlights include Twilight mistaking a dragon attack for her alarm clock and Spiderman wanting to boink a horse.
 
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Bugaboo

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It may seem like easy money, but it is literally soul-draining. I tried it, and it nearly ruined making art for me altogether. Seriously took the shit out of me, those people and their requests.

You don't have to even be good at art, one just needs to be willing to be an art whore.
I can vouch for that, this is why I stopped taking commissions (plus I was only charging like 2 CAD a picture) at first it was funny, then it got fucking weird and uncomfortable.
I mean if you're the kinkiest person on earth maybe you'd think it was awesome. If so, more power to you.
 

Treblinkachu

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War and Peace contains 587,287 words. He needs to step up his game to join the autistic masterpieces of MLP fanfic that exceed this length word-wise.
How are there MLP fanfics longer than War and Peace? What is there to write that much about in the franchise?

IIRC there's a pretty infamous MLP fanfic that's over 1,000,000 words of fart fetish porn.

Imma google it.

Edit: Wow, I was off by a LOT. It's actually about two million.

The Chase by Kudzuhaiku is infamous because it's basically one big string of fart sex horse porn. It's also 774 chapters long, for a total of 1,928,849 words. Also, Kudzuhaiku makes his entire living off of Patreon donations from fans of that story, supposedly.

But on the other hand, at least he's making money off his sick perversion instead of spending $10,000 he obviously doesn't have on shit nobody cares about but him.
 
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Meowthkip

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IIRC there's a pretty infamous MLP fanfic that's over 1,000,000 words of fart fetish porn.

Imma google it.

Edit: Wow, I was off by a LOT. It's actually about two million.

The Chase by Kudzuhaiku is infamous because it's basically one big string of fart sex horse porn. It's also 774 chapters long, for a total of 1,928,849 words. Also, Kudzuhaiku makes his entire living off of Patreon donations from fans of that story, supposedly.

But on the other hand, at least he's making money off his sick perversion instead of spending $10,000 he obviously doesn't have on shit nobody cares about but him.

How the hell do you write 2 million words about horse fart-fucking?