Celebrity Jameela Jamil / i_weigh / Diary of a Goon - Munchie comedy actress, woke Twitter warrior, fake "queer"

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Lady Britbong
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lmao this is always a bad sign, it's probably even worse than 'yeah I'm latina so ofc I key men's cars when they follow other women on instagram'.

By the way, I put in an FOI request with the British Library for her time on the radio. They may or may not have it, but I'm looking for ML tools to recognise voice and create transcripts if anyone has any recommendations. Should they have her time on the radio on file, we can basically build a timeline from 2013-2015. Specifically 2013, because that was the year she claimed to attempt suicide. If she attempted suicide, I'd imagine she took a day off of work. As The Chart Update is a daily show, we can search the transcripts for her absences, check those absences against other work obligations and see if the claim holds water.
She said that it was 6 years ago this month she attempted suicide. That was in Oct 2019
It can't have been the 10th or just before then as she was at some fashion event in Manchester. Although she did pull a muscle apparently

 

Allo Vera

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So, our woke queen and feminist-in-training is guest editing an issue of Playboy. But it’s OK, because initially they just wanted to do an interview, and she said “No! I am an activist! Let me edit an issue!”

Her choice of playmate is an amputee. Kind of surprised she didn’t choose a transwoman. Because transwomen are women even if they have a penis, of course. The Playboy readership would LOVE that. Missed a trick there, Jameela.

She’s also just tweeted about women stopping her in NYC and weeping over her greatness. Hashtag thathappened.
 

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Charming Man
True & Honest Fan
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So, our woke queen and feminist-in-training is guest editing an issue of Playboy. But it’s OK, because initially they just wanted to do an interview, and she said “No! I am an activist! Let me edit an issue!”

Her choice of playmate is an amputee. Kind of surprised she didn’t choose a transwoman. Because transwomen are women even if they have a penis, of course. The Playboy readership would LOVE that. Missed a trick there, Jameela.

She’s also just tweeted about women stopping her in NYC and weeping over her greatness. Hashtag thathappened.
Lol what prat actually reads Playboy now?

Even Grampa knows how to access Pornhub.
 

corryvreckan

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So, our woke queen and feminist-in-training is guest editing an issue of Playboy. But it’s OK, because initially they just wanted to do an interview, and she said “No! I am an activist! Let me edit an issue!”

Her choice of playmate is an amputee. Kind of surprised she didn’t choose a transwoman. Because transwomen are women even if they have a penis, of course. The Playboy readership would LOVE that. Missed a trick there, Jameela.

She’s also just tweeted about women stopping her in NYC and weeping over her greatness. Hashtag thathappened.
Lol at ‘your right to be considered sexy’, her crowd do actually think this is a right, like all the trannies declaring it a ‘hate crime’ when lesbians reject them.

Well, I think she's tremendous (-ly hilarious). So many of these nutcases are dangerous or depressing, but I can laugh at Jameela without feeling bad or angry.
Jameela makes me laugh too because she is always getting everything so wrong. She’s v obviously desperate for love and approval, which is a given in her career but she takes it to the extreme. So every time she gets something ‘wrong’ she’s desperate to get back into the good graces of the woke, but she just fucks it up again hahaha. She hasn’t learnt yet that you can never win with them. I never expected her to become this entertaining, I’m grateful.
 

Beluga

Just a little white whale on the go
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Maybe it's just me and where I live but I don't think I've ever seen a woman cry in public without there being some form of tragedy, be it a car crash or them breaking up/having an argument with their partner. I for sure have never seen someone go up to somebody else on the street and start crying because "YoUr AcTiViSm SaVeD mE". Jamil truly lives in fantasyland.
 

Water-T

My pussy tastes like Pepsi-cola.
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It's obvious at this point that JJ got hired for The Good Place because they wanted someone who could play the spoiled whiny bitch to a T. Now that the show is over, I have a feeling that it's back to hosting reality show garbage since word has gotten around about what a malingering diva she was on the show.
 

Banworld

Never knows best.
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It's obvious at this point that JJ got hired for The Good Place because they wanted someone who could play the spoiled whiny bitch to a T. Now that the show is over, I have a feeling that it's back to hosting reality show garbage since word has gotten around about what a malingering diva she was on the show.
Having gone through a bit of Jameela's stuff for this thread, I honestly got flashbacks to how fucking annoying the late 2000's, early 2010's ping-pong back and forth was. 'Freshly Squeezed' was especially awful. I remember having to listen to this shit on the radio, and Jameela's input is dreadful even compared to her peers.

Whilst looking through this stuff, I saw Jameela did a show in 2012 called Playing it Straight. Basically, a bunch of gay guys and a few straights have to spend time with a woman who has to try and figure out who's gay. I'm gonna try and find recordings of this, see if there's any sign of Jameela's queerness. Seems sort of strange for a SocJus person to get involved in a reality show that commodifies sexuality. Frankly, I don't care, it's TV schlock, but who knows.
 

QuokkaCaptain

The happiest of all the marsupials
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For one very confusing moment, I had James Blake mistaken for James Arthur and had the awful consideration that "Say You Won't Let Go" could have been written about Jameela 🤮. Thankfully I've just gotten my James's mixed up.

As for the car accidents, swerving off the road due to a bee probably would get you in legal trouble for dangerous driving right? Do you think there's any legal documents we can search for?
Not necessarily. If she doesn't hurt anyone or damage any property (or isn't under the influence of any drugs/alcohol), and if she doesn't have any past warrants/convictions for driving-related offenses, chances are the police wouldn't arrest her or penalize her. Might just give her a warning to be more careful next time. Shit happens, and I'm sure the cops have seen weirder things than someone freaking out because there's a bee in their car.

Lol what prat actually reads Playboy now?

Even Grampa knows how to access Pornhub.
Not a lot of people. Printed magazines are going the way of a lot of newspapers, because when you sell them in your store people will either just read a couple of articles or they'll take pictures of the articles they want with their phones and then put the magazines back. Playboy usually comes wrapped in plastic, so chances are they're not getting bought at all.

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Dunno if this has been posted as not sure when this originally tweeted. I took my eye of her and she posts this and deletes it after backlash but luckily twitter saved it.
I'm just thinking out loud here, but remember when Hurricane Harvey hit Texas and there were a bunch of hard-left people making snide remarks about how it was good that a traditionally Republican state was getting hit because it was all just a bunch of conservatives getting screwed anyway? And now we have Jameela low-key suggesting that Corona-chan is something we invited upon ourselves by angering Mother Nature?

What I'm saying is that I'm old enough to remember when it was the crazy, right-wing religious nuts like Westboro Baptist Church saying shit like "Thank God for AIDS" and "[insert weather disaster here] is God's wrath for our sins". And those fucks might have been off their damn rockers, but at least they had the balls to stand by their crazy instead of deleting the tweet ten seconds later like a little fucking coward.

Say what you mean and mean what you say, Jameela. Rub the two or three braincells you have left together before you hit 'post' and shit like this won't happen.

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Cure Milquetoast

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So, our woke queen and feminist-in-training is guest editing an issue of Playboy. But it’s OK, because initially they just wanted to do an interview, and she said “No! I am an activist! Let me edit an issue!”

Her choice of playmate is an amputee. Kind of surprised she didn’t choose a transwoman. Because transwomen are women even if they have a penis, of course. The Playboy readership would LOVE that. Missed a trick there, Jameela.

She’s also just tweeted about women stopping her in NYC and weeping over her greatness. Hashtag thathappened.
Not a lot of people. Printed magazines are going the way of a lot of newspapers, because when you sell them in your store people will either just read a couple of articles or they'll take pictures of the articles they want with their phones and then put the magazines back. Playboy usually comes wrapped in plastic, so chances are they're not getting bought at all.
Looks like this issue is going to be the last print issue for good. Playboy just announced they're shutting down print production. Good work, Jameela.
 
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