Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy - child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302

Who is James Terry Mitchell's patron god?

  • Slaanesh

    Votes: 65 38.5%
  • Nurgle

    Votes: 104 61.5%

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DoctorJimmyRay

Professional Scat Fetishist
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That poll up yonder is easily the most important part of this whole thread. So I don't get why people are voting for Nurgle. He clearly isn't reveling in filth, the cycle of life-death-life, or inescapable entropy. And he certainly doesn't parade about joyously and consciously incubating novel new diseases within his own festering carcass. His grime is just an incidental side effect of him being completely incompetent at life.

Rather, he's a sexual fiend. His aberrant "passions" for being told he has a substantial cock definitively places him on a Slaanethian leash. His every thought and action is coloured by his desire for both sexual gratification and proficiency. His twisted sensuality drives him onward into every fetish he can imagine (which is probably not all that many considering he's a fucking moron). And to top it all off, since he's both dumber and deviant than your average person, he lusts after children.

His pedo rolls of fat are clearly caked in Slaanesh's gooey daemonic influence. He just happens to be a walking microbial biohazard on top of all this, and also probably smells like unwashed ass.
 

yeast god

when your pussy pops severely
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I would prefer a patriarchy but if it’s a woman like Catherine the Great or Boudicca or some other badass bitch like that I’d be okay with that. But with a personal touch & more accessible to the people. i/E anyone can visit them (if they have the time, possibly schedule it into their duties as king. I’m just saying what I would do, I would be a man of the people. I’d have armed guards but I’d have a pistol of my own as well, a combination shotgun/.22 double barrel side by side with rubber pellets in the shells & a .22 longrifle inbetween & below the two barrels on top just in case deadly force was obligatory. I would change all the golf courses into nature preserves and designate hunting seasons in them & ranger stations where you can rent the gun you want to hunt with. I would limit private gun ownership to light caliber low velocity weapons. Like .22 rifles & derringers & they would all be registered & I would have a special devision of the patent office for R&D for weapons research so those people that want to work with guns but not be military can come up with new gun designs & we build them & give them the honor of the first tests of it. I would also have everyone rip out their lawns & plant gardens & have a compost bin in their yard (on on the roof in cities? In the cities with the water towers on the roof I would have each building have two towers one painted black to give absorb the sun and give hot water & one painted white or silver or gold (obviously paint not the actual metal) to reflect the sunlight to be cold water. I would make it so every house currently empty would get a homeless family in there & they get to keep it as long & they upkeep it. I would have special love hotels in each town where people can stay for free as long as they have sex with the losers in the town (equal opportunity both men & women would live there) that would cut way down on the nonviolent sex crime I would do away with Foodstamps, we have the computer power now to keep track of the food requirements of people on the system and I would have a monthly box of rations delivered to each house, I would have health care be free & all currency would be digital but allow everyone to have a maximum stockpile of 10,000 in cash just in case the grid is hacked. & have laws in place preventing hyperinflation making that cash worthless in stores & only for interpersonal transactions and emergencies when the powers out or something else like that. I would rule with an iron fist IN A SATIN GLOVE. I would implement ecological programs if they would be cheaper in the long term. Fuck the quarterly gains & losses I’m talking decades down the line. I have tons of ideas. I think my blood sugar is too high I’m hyper again wtf is happening to me lately. I don’t really know.
IN A SATIN GLOVE
 

Frenda

esperger's syndrome
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I would have each building have two towers one painted black to give absorb the sun and give hot water & one painted white or silver or gold (obviously paint not the actual metal) to reflect the sunlight to be cold water.
get this man on the ballot asap.
 
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American Chad

only shitposts 7.3% of the time
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Every time I see this thread spark back up with activity, it's always because Mitchell was being a complete sped. Is it any wonder that the only sexual partner this grosstard has ever had was underage and literally mentally deficient?
 
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NobleGreyHorse

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I'm more disturbed by the fact that he thinks women raped by men need to hold an entire ejaculation inside themselves until they are taken to the hospital for a rape kit. It's sort of touchingly optimistic that he thinks rape kits get processed, but on the other hand, how much spooge does he think a technician would even need?
 

DrJonesHat

All-around bad person
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I think he's trying to psych himself up to offending again. We made him scared he'd get caught if he tried again, but it looks to me like he's trying to convince himself that women secretly enjoy rape so it's not really that bad. Because if he admits to himself that rape is a thing you shouldn't do, it could lead him to realize that what he did to the girl was rape and he's convinced, beyond all evidence to the contrary that he's a good person. That self-identity is core to his continued existence, because it's clear he has a very low self-esteem. If he loses his core delusion, he's in toaster in the tub territory.
 

NobleGreyHorse

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"let them take you out of the situation"... I refuse to poll my fellow feeeemayles on this one, but I don't think I've ever cum so hard I've dissociated. Dissociation is not a good thing. You can't shut it off like a garden hose, nor should you be able to, because it signals that something Really Bad (tm) is happening or has happened.
 

DrainRedRain

retadred and aware
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This is one of the most autistic things I ever read. If you're a woman, try to enjoy being fucking raped. If you're a man, beat the shit out of the woman.
He's so out of touch with reality and how humans work as a society that it's really a miracle he didn't set himself on fire by accident when his head catch too much heat trying to think too much into something.
 

Rescuetoast

thrillho
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Fortunately if his looks don't trigger giant "AVOID" signs, his personality should do the trick. I don't think he can have any kind of normal relationship with a person ever again in his life, and he's an opportunist. The opportunity to hurt another child probably won't present itself anytime soon.
 

BaconTea

You're tearing me apart, Lisa
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If you want to grow a nice, big brain tumor, feel free to check his twitter.

Besides some stupid fish game and the occasional porn he's still trying pretty hard to look like an intellectual and butts in to stuff he shouldn't comment on - and he gracefully fucks up as always.

This entire thread is just... Wow.
 

yeast god

when your pussy pops severely
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If you want to grow a nice, big brain tumor, feel free to check his twitter.

Besides some stupid fish game and the occasional porn he's still trying pretty hard to look like an intellectual and butts in to stuff he shouldn't comment on - and he gracefully fucks up as always.

This entire thread is just... Wow.
Uh the last one. His mother became pregnant from rape?
 
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