Skitzocow James Vonhelton -

PicklePete

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Better known as just VonHelton. He is a Conspiracy theorist but to a major extreme. UFOS, Aliens, Govt Coverups, New World Order, Chemtrails, Spying, Obama, etc. He also believes his is/was an IRL incarnation of The Punisher, and believes he is a vampire. The internet; most notably youtube is littered with parodies of him and his asine theories and bullshit he constantly sets his various vids to private so no telling which lulzy ones are up at any time but likely trolls have got the good ones mirrored. In some ways he mirrors Chris with the lies and delusions of grandeur. He doesnt have an entire wiki devoted to him like Chris but there are blogs about him. I have been following him since about 2009 or so. Hes been around for nearly a decade IIRC and finally settled where most nutbags seem to settle, YouTube. Hes been involved in numerous scandals involving talking to presumed underage girls for sex and to move in to his trailer (which were trolls) and his own kids and now his wife who walked out on him. His wife is an entirely different story.

https://www.youtube.com/user/VonHelton

The ED article is fairly accurate and has some good vids showcased.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Vonhelton

His RAGE is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=vonhelton rage
 
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OhLordy

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I came across this guy today and searched to see if anyone had made a thread about him. He recently shaved his kids bald because they had lice. Pulled a gun on his wife and threatened to kill her because she was fucking one of his trolls, he makes shit porn and rape mods for Skyrim. People are constantly calling CPS on him because of the way he treats his kids and due to his rape and shit fetish. Hes the guy from the Karate Kyle meme.

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OP, You really need to include some content in your post.
 

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Grazie, Signore.
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Extreme apologies if this bumps the thread to the front of the line but this person has been flying under the radar for a long time. I fell down a rabbit hole from a video posted in the Shanny4Christ thread. Evidently the "Reason"-slash-Atheism community is chock full of these angry weirdos.

From what I gather, he's a toothless, indigent, trailer-dwelling hick living in Kentucky. They call him the Welfare Wizard because he believes insane UFO, illuminati, Alien Conspiracies and that's he's a vampire. In reality, he's a Pagan-worshipping Republican that had an ex-wife that left him and three kids taken away by CPS because he let them stew in their own shit while watching the The Weather Channel and Fox News. He currently posts on Bitchute and YouTube alternative websites because of trolls making fun of him and his inability to get their videos removed. He's got at least a decades worth of content on him. He frequently threatens LOLsuits while having no money to speak of, is accused of abusing his elderly mother and stealing her money and creates degenerate sex mods for games like Skyrim and Fallout 4. A proper OP will be done; I just wanted to post what I have so far in case there is another person who has way more information.

James Paul von Helton
867 Crane Creek Rd.
Manchester, KY 40962-5276

Bitchute: (Primary) https://www.bitchute.com/channel/realvonhelton/ | (https://archive.vn/KALPr)
Bitchute: (Alternate/Possible Fake) https://www.bitchute.com/channel/vonhelton/ | (https://archive.vn/69D8U)
Bittube: (Bitchute Archive) https://bittube.tv/profile/VonHelton | (https://archive.vn/eh1W2)
D.tube: (Archive) https://d.tube/#!/c/vonhelton | (https://archive.vn/QSvmH)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jamespaul.vonhelton.5 | (https://archive.vn/Zrd7j)
Gab: https://www.gab.com/realVonHelton | (https://archive.vn/zDEre)
kys.moe: (Gab Aggregator) https://kys.moe/users/9mimHv2b35IlArfgWG | (https://archive.vn/wtcQl)
Lovers Lab: https://www.loverslab.com/profile/566118-krazyone/ | (https://archive.vn/EQgoZ)
Nexus Mods: https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/31304?tab=files | (https://archive.vn/3Qncx)
Patreon: (Zero Patrons LOL) https://www.patreon.com/realvonhelton (https://archive.md/qZYPb)
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/jamesvonhelton/ | (https://archive.vn/q7pZf)
Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/users/realvonhelton | (https://archive.vn/Z6V1K)
Shitposter.club: (Gab Aggregator) https://shitposter.club/users/9kzGcgIw6x4qp4e4Lw | (https://archive.vn/gNwcQ)
Steemit: (D.tube Archive) https://steemit.com/@vonhelton | (https://archive.vn/eshdL)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/realVonHelton | (https://archive.vn/ayfeo)
UGE: (Bitchute Archive) https://videos.utahgunexchange.com/@realVonHelton | (https://archive.vn/d3yEp)
YouTube: (Hot Wheels) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNpQmIPgKmmsfJiXyKpg-w/ | (https://archive.vn/OqVkL)

Unicorn Riot/Discord Leaks
https://discordleaks.unicornriot.ninja/discord/user/18580 | (https://archive.vn/6VaQh)

Lovers Lab Sex Tutorials
https://www.loverslab.com/topic/110521-aaf-load-order-plugin-order-and-links/ | (https://archive.md/ncjCu)

Weens Trying To Swat VonHelton
http://www.city-data.com/forum/kentucky/1873337-child-predator-james-paul-vonhelton.html | (https://archive.md/sHEEB)
 

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