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Culture Jamie Foxx Accused of Slapping a Woman With His PenisThat's why he's called the humper

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  1. Jamie Foxx is being accused of slapping a woman with his penis nearly 16 years ago, and although she's now gone to police ... Foxx says it's an "absurd" lie, and he's going after her, legally ... TMZ has learned.

    The alleged assault happened in Las Vegas back in 2002. According to law enforcement, the accuser told cops last week she and a friend were attending a party at Jamie's place when he tried to get her to perform oral sex. She claims when she refused, Jamie struck her in the face with his penis.

    The accuser tells us ... after the alleged assault, one of Jamie's friends told her she had to get out of the house. She claims she went to a hospital the next day when she got back home to L.A. to get treatment for a severe panic attack.

    Law enforcement sources tell us Vegas PD lists the case as an open investigation. However, the statute of limitations has long since run -- it's 3 years in Nevada.

    Jamie's attorney, Allison Hart of Lavely & Singer, tells TMZ ... "Jamie emphatically denies that this incident ever occurred, and he will be filing a report with the Las Vegas Police Department against the woman for filing a false police report against him. The first time [Jamie] became aware of this woman's absurd claims about an incident that supposedly occurred 16 years ago was when TMZ contacted his representatives [Tuesday] about this story."

    Hart adds, "The alleged incident was not reported to law enforcement in 2002, or at any other time in the last 16 years until last Friday because the incident never happened."

    The accuser says the #MeToo movement inspired her to finally file the police report. She also claims she wanted the alleged incident recorded in case other accusers come forward.

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  2. Something about the geography of this statement isn't adding up...

    Although I suppose since he BBC:
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  3. 16 years she waited? Is there a statute of limitations on dick slapping? As gross as it is I think that waiting 16 years is going to make you look like a crazy ass liar. Which she very well may be for all we know. If it was so bad that she had to have emergency treatment for a panic attack in 2002 then why didn't she file a report back then. Can you still be experiencing trauma for a dick slap after 16 years?
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  4. She wants to get in on that sweet, sweet #metoo money.

    Also, what @neger psykolog said.
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  5. I would have believed this if she went to a local hospital here for a severe case of getting mushroom stamped.

    :story: Fucking based.
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    #5 FierceBrosnan, Jun 13, 2018
    Last edited: Jun 13, 2018

    FierceBrosnan Gettin too old for this shit.

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  6. That’s one way to jumpstart your career.
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  7. Slapped her with his Jamie Coxx.
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  8. Can we send this to his lawyer? Pretty damning evidence right there.

    edit- Jamie Foxx is 5'9". There is no way he was slapping anybody with his penis unless they were literally against his penis.
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    HomeAloneTwo I was saying 'Boo-Urns'

  9. aw yiss
    I'm so happy that people are finally pushing back against the "listen and believe". I wish they'd change it to "trust but verify." Maybe then I'd get behind it.
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  10. #notmyface
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  11. C'mon people. He could've been standing and she could've been sitting. Puzzle solved. I just wonder what kind of party it was that guys were walking around with their penises in hands, and why this woman didn't leave before she got slapped. She should've seen it coming, no?
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  12. I have the mental image of Jamie Foxx being 2 feet tall and cockslapping someone with this noise.
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    Crippled_Retard I'm stuck in this fucking chair

  13. There's a statute of limitation for sexual abusing kids but not shit like this? Why?
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  14. Wait wait wait. That's a crime? Oh dear.
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  15. I guess he could say, SHE TAKE MY MONEY WHEN IM IN NEEEEEEED

    But she ain't a gold digger?
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  18. I had a drunk asshole do this very thing to me at a party.
    He didn't think he was so funny after I punched him in the nuts.
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    FierceBrosnan Gettin too old for this shit.

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