Jamie Lynn Marchi / Jamie Perez / marchimark - Wants Vic's head and balls, but not his papers; Cucked by a Chicken Sandwich

Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
True & Honest Fan
I think she's making a joke about how important it is to hydrate yourself 'cause it's getting hot out, but the punchline isn't working since she was drinking alcohol the entire time. Downing a bottle of Jack Daniels at the end would at least be funny if she had a regular glass of water instead of looking like a privileged wine aunt.

Also the punchline fails because alcohol dehydrates you and we didn't see her passed out husk at the end. If she was truly being funny about it, she would've downed a jug of Gatorade or some iced tea as it waterfalls down her triple chins.

But if she was always going to fall on her alcoholism sword, the drink at the end should've been cactus juice cocktail. At least pretend you're trying, Jamie.