FIGGIN [Jan 28 2019] Phil is reading our threads, threatens KF - Also uploads (old) drawing of antiFAs chasing kiwis

[Poiseon]

Hey, Phil. just a quick little question. On the nightstand by your bed there's this long, black thing standing up next to the clock. Pics I have are blurry, but its bigger at the base and is about fourteen inches long. What is it? Mag-lite or something? Hard to tell with the resolution.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Hey, Phil. just a quick little question. On the nightstand by your bed there's this long, black thing standing up next to the clock. Pics I have are blurry, but its bigger at the base and is about fourteen inches long. What is it? Mag-lite or something? Hard to tell with the resolution.

If it really is a Mag-lite, I guaranfuckingtee you there are brown crusty remains along with lube remains on that thing.

 

[SpaceAce]

Well my quote button seems to be broken at the moment, but Hey, Phil! I'll see your propaganda and raise you:

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Here is to hoping he does not find the webcam I planted to watch his depraved sexual activities with individuals of indeterminate gender.

Too bad there was no sexual activity.

 

[James Howlett]

The sad thing is, he will just take the lack of home invasions as a successful threat/victory.

Checkmate kiwis, we played ourselves.

 

[Dentontx]

Hey, Phil. just a quick little question. On the nightstand by your bed there's this long, black thing standing up next to the clock. Pics I have are blurry, but its bigger at the base and is about fourteen inches long. What is it? Mag-lite or something? Hard to tell with the resolution.

Is it flared at the base?

 

[RL325]

Not that Phil is a legit antifa. He's more a wannabe. But even the legit antifa usually just end up with head trauma every time they get in fights with people.

Potato man would know this if we actually antifa, he would have had a front row seat to one of his comrades seizing after a KO.

 

[Hot Like Bea]

>Latinx

It’s stunning that he wasted absolutely no time in glomming back onto this lie as soon as their split was announced. I was honestly expecting him to wait until Slingblade had taken a step out the door.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

That's nice, Phil. Did you remember to wash today?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

It's a fair trade
He reads our posts
We live rent free in his head

I guess if we really don't want Phil reading our shit we should post in spanish

Si senor MMX. Comprendo.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I just think it’s funny that it takes four armed Antifa to beat two literally and figuratively unarmed Kiwis. Note also that none of those Antifa look like Phil, implying that he is at home, defecating wildly in sheer terror.

 

[muh_moobs]

I've seen this doodle before, but never asked.

Phil, just what exactly is this?

Bad Dragon dildo.

 

[MMX]

I just think it’s funny that it takes four armed Antifa to beat two literally and figuratively unarmed Kiwis. Note also that none of those Antifa look like Phil, implying that he is at home, defecating wildly in sheer terror.

Of course Phil isn't there
He has a strategically important sign to protect elsewhere

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Note also that none of those Antifa look like Phil, implying that he is at home, defecating wildly in sheer terror.

Phil is helping to take down ANTIFA simply by associating himself with them.

Remember that one anti-communist meme* with Phil appearing in it twice?

*(that one with smug Hitler as stressed Stalin laments modern so-called communists)

 

[The Dude]

So Slingblade is pulling chocks finally, and now Phil is terrified because he has no one to hide behind when the big bad Kiwis come for him, so Phil is playing tough guy in the hope of scaring us off. As if any of us would waste time invading Phil's potato patch. No one cares enough about Phil to come after him.

Not that Phil is a legit antifa. He's more a wannabe. But even the legit antifa usually just end up with head trauma every time they get in fights with people.

Potato man would know this if we actually antifa, he would have had a front row seat to one of his comrades seizing after a KO.

Phil isn't just a wannabe, he is a fucking poseur. Wannabes will obsess about the thing they want to be, learn about it, talk about becoming/joining, etc. Poseurs actually SAY they are something/a member of that group, but generally have no knowledge or understanding of the thing/group and just wind up making an ass of themselves. In Phil's case, he doesn't even know anyone who is actually AntiFa. The people claiming to be AntiFa that Phil does associate with are all just loser wannabes and poseurs like he is. That's why they all role play as "AntiFa Prime Minister" and "AntiFa Mayor" or "AntiFa Sheriff". Its all pathetic online role play because they're all too chicken shit to scrap with real Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer. They don't even LARP as AntiFa because that means "live action" which means leaving the safety of their homes where they might run into real white supremacists or real AntiFa who will readily beat their collective ass for their bumblefuckery.

 

[SpaceAce]

So Slingblade is pulling chocks finally, and now Phil is terrified because he has no one to hide behind when the big bad Kiwis come for him, so Phil is playing tough guy in the hope of scaring us off.

I actually wonder if it's more a case of with Slingblade leaving, Phil is terrified because he'll be completely alone again and is trying to puff up his chest to get people looking his way again and have the best chance of finding a new friend/hangout place to take advantage of
I mean, as you said:

No one cares enough about Phil to come after him.

 

[James Howlett]

As long as you're here Phil, can you post some more stink ditch pictures? Preferably with some sort of identifier like tattoos or your face?

I dont actually want to see it, I just want to see Phil elaborate on the lie.

 

[Dentontx]

Does anyone have any insight into the substance of Slingblade's beef? Other than that Phil is a disgusting subman, obviously. But is it that he's triggered by Phil's gun fetish and tacticool toilet paper? Is Slingblade freaked out by Phil's hardon (heh) for violence and so on? Am I alone in reading that between the lines?

 

[The Dude]

Does anyone have any insight into the substance of Slingblade's beef? Other than that Phil is a disgusting subman, obviously. But is it that he's triggered by Phil's gun fetish and tacticool toilet paper? Is Slingblade freaked out by Phil's hardon (heh) for violence and so on? Am I alone in reading that between the lines?

I doubt Slingblade cares about Isaboy's gun sperging. A lot if the transgingers in Phil's orbit have gun fetishes because they're just as powerless and cowardly as Phil himself. Look at how often Phil's idol Shrek (Gretta) brings up his super deadly Ruger 10/22 plinker.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

A nuclear option might make his apartment less radioactive.