Skitzocow Jane Tande / TandeJane - #WOKE Soccermom that Warns the World about the Dangers of the Government and Chemtrails

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El Porko Fako

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I originally had a completely different thread in mind when I began, but I think this person was more than special enough to warrant her own thread.

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Meet Jane Tande. She is a 53 year old rat house shit insane mother of 4 living out her chemtrail polluted days in Newbury Park, California. Wait, what am I doing? It's best I let Jane introduce herself.

This is from the "About " section from her Youtube page

I am a proud, Deplorable American Constitutionalist!! I'm just not so proud of America's actions. I lifted the lid on this rabbit hole and jumped right in. I was blissfully ignorant for years, happy to live my life believing what our corrupt & fraudulent leaders were telling us, via our corrupt, mainstream media. I was unaware my reality, was in fact, their matrix. I am most proud that ignorant bliss, is dead. I have spent this past year researching one topic after another. That research, led me right to the monumental threat to humanity's existence, the general public know as chemtrails and geoengineering. I am fully ready for this battle, bring it on you reptilian Luciferian worshipping elites, bring it on! Much love & light to all fellow Deplorable's and everyone out there, helping to save our Constitution and our Republic AND humanity!

In case you didn't keen in on the subject of almost all of her videos or this little introduction, Mrs. Tande is a staunch believer in chemtrails. This is a topic I was shocked to find has had little to no discussion on this forum considering how fucking crazy the people who believe in this shit are and how funny they can be. If you want to get a better grasp about the basic idea of chemtrails, here's a Wikipedia article on the subject.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

TLDR- Contrails left by airplanes are slowly killing you by releasing deadly toxins into the atmosphere that do everything from population control to weather manipulation to weapons testing, all done by globalists who want to conquer the world. God damn bureaucrats!





A lot of her videos are like this. Filming the sky, and pointing at planes and clouds, rambling about phenomena that isn't there.

However, she doesn't just make chemtrail videos. She also makes other conspiracy videos.

Here 3-part investigation of her local Wal-Mart. She's also upset that her family doesn't believe any of stuff she tells them




Tande on deadly, radiation emitting cell towers being built near local baseball fields.


Her insanity isn't exclusively found on her Youtube account. It extends to her social media as well. From what I found on her Twitter, it seems to be mostly retweets of other wackos who could warrant their own threads on here based off their preposterous conspiracies, but it gives you a good idea about the various conspiracy theories this woman believes in. For example, in addition to Bill Clinton, did you know that Barack Obama awarded the medal of honor to Anthony Weiner, Harvey Weinstein, and Bill Cosby? Neither did I, but this meme that Jane retweeted has shown me the light.

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Her Facebook has much entertaining content. One of the funniest things bout her profile is the ridiculous amount of conspiracy theory dank memes she shares. Like this one. Clearly, it's time to wake up you fucking sheeple.

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The swamp's going to get drained by anonymous dank memsters wearing Guy Fawkes masks.

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A intelligent meme for intelligent people like Jane.

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Jane sharing a video of a guy that's somehow more insane than she is. If you want some context for the video, it's equivalent to talking to your grandparents after they've gone senile or that homeless guy in your town who always wants to talk to you while you're waiting for a bus.

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Cure tumors with these natural ingredients!

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From what I can tell, Jane had another Youtube account prior to her current one that was dedicated to Pizza Gate. It seems like it got deleted for violating community guidelines.

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Dank weather memes.

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She's also a sovereign citizen apparently.

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Shoe's on the other foot now. Muellr grabbed Pelosi by the pussy.

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Obama having more twitter followers is the sign that he is satanic. Just like the Apple corporation.

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Abdul El-Sayed is being groomed by Soros, Pocahontas Warre and the dems to be the next president of the United States. The first stepping stone will be making him governor of Michigan (he didn't win that race btw).

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Here's a video about the NWO.


I have my own tin foil hat theory of how Jane became the woman she is today. Before making videos and establishing her online presence, she strikes me as your average well-off, right-leaning California socialite. She was possibly a little off, not very intelligent but not nuts. More gullible than anything.

Like many people during the 2016, she became frustrated with a biased media harping on Now-president Trump on a near endless basis and decided to do some more digging online to find some "real" not fake news that would portray her guy in a more positive light. Jane's digging led her all of these insane conspiracy theories and because Jane was already kind of off, gullible person, she believes almost anything delusional people post online and it ultimately broke her. This hypothesis of mine is mostly driven by the fact that she only started posting about chemtrails, the NWO, Pizzagate, and other conspiracy therories around the time of the Presidential Election. I could always be wrong bu that's just my two cents.

I leave you with this. This is her child more than likely forced to wear a gas mask because she doesn't want him to die from chemtrails.

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbxcBH7Qjqwr7GXmyIXfKBA/videos

Twitter: https://twitter.com/TandeJane (Archive)

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jane.tande?hc_location=friend_browser&fref=pymk (Archive)

Watch LIVE: https://www.pscp.tv/TandeJane (inactive) (Archive)

Google+: https://plus.google.com/102171829757984707938 (Archive)

Edit: I can't seem to get the archives of the videos to work, so I've taken them out. If anyone can archive her videos, I'd like to add them to the OP. Thanks!

Edit 2: Added some more text to the thread and corrected some errors.
 

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Domo Kitties

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Her camera shakes like she’s got that chem-trail induced Parkinson’s.

If you look closely, you can see them [the chemtrails] all.

Fuck off you absolutely batty cunt, those are clouds.
 

El Porko Fako

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This video seems to explain her background and how she began to believe all of these conspiracy theories. She says that she was so tired of the mainstream media bashing Trump, that she decided to go online and do research for herself.

My personal favorite quote from the video is "Go online, go on Youtube, and start researching."


Oh, I'm super pissed I forgot to screenshot it, but she thinks that Michelle Obama is a beautiful trans woman and this is yet another cover-up by the government.
 

Ginger Piglet

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I'm more worried by her leathery skin and her neck, which looks like turkey wattles.

But seriously, people like this are why we need a "Conspiracow" tag because she's conspiratarding not only about chemtrails but also about what looks like Freeman on the Land / sovcit nonsense.
 

gumboman

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TLDR- Contrails left by airplanes are slowly killing you by releasing deadly toxins into the atmosphere that do everything from population control to weather manipulation to weapons testing, all done by globalists who want to conquer the world. God damn bureaucrats!
man white people( alt right) specially love to make shit up about not having babies.

the jews making me not wanna have babies, the reptilian , the Freemasons yada yada.

if you read Eric kauffman then Amish in usa are doubling every 15 years.
it's almost as if you shed hedonist materialist lifestyle you can focus on having a family . jews can't get to them eh
 

El Porko Fako

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Huge thanks to @Ride for permission to move this thread to Proving Grounds to hopefully give it a new lease on life. Jane is one fun loony.

Jane now believes in UFOs. Totally not an airplane guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bhvJJIXWI4

Jane films herself in her dark closet shining a blacklight on her legs and feet. She's convinced this proves that she is covered in nanofibers and smart dust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDMPR08a5oM

I believe this to be her Patreon account.

https://www.patreon.com/user/creators?u=5235416 (archive)

She's currently supporting 3 creators.

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The David Seaman guy is a piece of work and is totally in Jane's wheel house. Full blown QANON guy and Pizzagate believer.

https://www.fulcrumnews.com/

Her daughter and her horse Chippy.

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The Reaper

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This is a topic I was shocked to find has had little to no discussion on this forum considering how fucking crazy the people who believe in this shit are and how funny they can be.
Why do you think we don't talk about the chemtrails? They'll kill us if we do!
 

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