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Janitor DutiesWho gets to mop the sludge that DSP produces?

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by thebonesauce, Oct 5, 2018.

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  1. It was suggested we make a thread for this discussion. @neger psykolog, unsure of the process but @Haunter did make a good point; maybe instead of choosing one, maybe deem us both janitors to help with any strain on the sub? It seems there is always an influx of people and much like Dave’s life, there’s always a reemergency on the horizon. Giving us both custodial duties could help in such an event, and even if one or the other doesn’t work out, they could be demodded. I’m willing to give it a shot.
     
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  2. Whoever shows their own, real genitals first gets the position. You must post them here.

    Go.
     
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  3. My genitals correspond to your username. To quote Roll from Mega Man 11, “ARE YOU SURE?!”
     
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  4. Yeah but I think you’re too much of a pussy to do it.
     
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  5. I never really wanted the position in the first place, so I wouldn't want my real genitals to be taken as a play for power :lol:

    Also :lol: at the only two people talking about the Sub-forum supervision having to be told to make a thread about it.

    For the time being, I'm fairly laissez-faire about the whole thing. The only problem at the moment is how to cool-down @GreasyPickle. The argument's progressed to the stage were insults are being traded and the focus is now entirely emotional, the thing that's started it all neatly forgotten. It's grown out of the "Kat Speculation" thread, and now there's a page of dog-shit flinging in the "Death of tutankhamunn" thread.

    Maybe we could all just hash-out Janitorial Duties here :\
     
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  6. Like take a turn?
     
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  7. Just ignore him and let him be exceptional. If no one responds to him he'll get bored of it eventually.
     
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  8. You mean about hashing out "Janitorial Duties" in a dedicated forum?

    I thought if there was no other sticky problems, aside from the one I mentioned, this could be used as an open space to trade Sub-forum management ideas, concerns, etc.

    Now that I think about it, the "Designated Whiner" thread is mostly used for that stuff already, so wutevs.

    I know, but he's not being ignored. The people so far involved would have to come here and see your message and agree to let it be.
     
    #8 Haunter, Oct 5, 2018
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  9. If we all got a life and stopped obsessively talking about Dave we wouldn't need a janitor.

    Ha ha ha. Just kidding.
     
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  10. Give him a couple day ban lol
     
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  11. We really don’t give enough temporary forum bans around here. Like, I think it would be good for some people. Get out of your comfort zone, try the other attractions Kiwi Farms has to offer.
     
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  12. Honestly @Haunter , if you genuinely don’t wanna do it, I’m cool with picking up responsibility. While I wait on job applications to go through, I’ve got nothing but time. I can pick up the slack and then deal with Greasy accordingly, if even necessary at all.
     
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  13. Clean up my shit cuck
     
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  14. soapqueen had setup a way for him give out "Autism Points". It was generally agreed that it was better than a supervisor purging messages.

    I don't think I've even seen temp bans. The "Autism Points" thing was just something I'd seen neger do.

    Yeah, you're clearly more ready to deal with this than I am :lol:

    Again, I don't think it's really an issue. My idea behind bringing this whole thing up was to clear any confusion there may be with this thing just sitting there. We can nail it down now with you being Supervisor, and then if you have to move on, or it's thought there's a better why to do things, like having a couple Janitors, or other shit comes up, we can take it from there :)
     
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  15. It doesnt seem like a hard job, even for the biggest autistic black hole that is this sub.

    Someone spergs a little hard = temp ban

    New dsp story arc for a day or two = new thread

    Account blaming bsv for shit = Bryan
     
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  16. Trust me. I’m pretty deep in the lore. I think Bryan might be the only A log I know of so I ain’t worried about it.
     
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  17. Sometimes I'm glad I learned of DSP near the end of 2017. I think I would of gotten some advanced form of cancer if I knew all his deep lore.
     
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  18. I have to undergo chemo every two weeks.
     
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  19. fuck you two weak ass homos. give me the supervisor
     
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  20. @thebonesauce I'm afraid that you will go mad with your moderate amount of power. Please deliver an essay on the abuse of power in social situation and attatch a photo-copy of your balls for inspection.





    Seriously though you're the only one even remotely interested, just PM Neger about how much time it really takes, I think you'll do fine. If you think you need @Haunter to help I think that would be fine as you both seeem to be on the same page, more than that I think would start getting a little autistic.
     
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    #20 Prince Lotor, Oct 5, 2018
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