Janiv, Youtuber. - Dare to believe.

[Judge Holden]

*sighs*

Even if this happens and we get this specimen giving us historical youtube content every week, it still wont be enough to fill the void he left in my heart....

Spoiler: Never forget...

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

It’ll be a mukbang channel, just to make it super cursed.

 

[Judge Holden]

It’ll be a mukbang channel, just to make it super cursed.

Imma level with you, thanks to the concrete pop culture bubble I have encased myself in for pretty much my whole adult life I didnt know what a mukbang was until like a week or two ago, and whenever I saw the word pop up in thread titles about Amberlyn I had this ghastly mental image* of either some disgusting vomit looking slop food she shoved down her fat gullet or some unspeakable scatological sex act she performed on a webcam

Kind of a let down when I found out it was just fucking eating on livestream.

Come to think of it do we even know what Yaniv even eats?

Obviously its something in great quantity given his bulk but is he a typical lolcow fast food addict or does he just screech "IM ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING ON THE MENU SO COOK ME SOMETHING I CAN EAT OR GET SUED!" at every burger king/kfc/poutine dispensery he waddles in to?

* thanks to my sickfuck mind taking the "muck" and "bang" elements of the word far too literally

 

[MG 620]

The lack off self awareness will always be yanivs outstanding character trait. He's now looking for another social media avenue to look like an even larger idioit than he already does on twitter.

At this point, it doesn't matter. He might earn enough youtube money to fund his daily gunt building.

 

[Kiislova]

Aberlynn troon edition.
Doit, Doit you faggot!

 

[Short Stack]

Will he be filming them from a women's restroom?

 

[Maltninja]

Will he be filming them from a women's restroom?

if we're lucky, yes.

 

[simulated goat]

Asmr Tampon insertion roleplay.

Arrrgh, the crinkling tampon wrappers !

ETA: I'd enable commercials to see him do mukbangs on his scooty puff.

 

[Short Stack]

Maybe JY & Blaire can team up & wax each others balls ?

Seriously tho...I thought for a moment we may go the weekend without more insanity from our boy...Guess not

I also wonder about his addiction to SM, does he have any REAL friends other than social media? I can't see anyone living in his complex wanting to associate with him & any he may have had would be distancing themselves now since he's wearing the scarlet P
I'm still of the mind he'll have a total meltdown & be institutionalized prior to his court date.

 

[Breaker of Swains]

He is a total trainwreck and I hope he goes through with this youtube nonsense because we all know he's just going to be spewing shit out of his ass and digging himself a deeper hole.

This is a grossly inaccurate claim: Having been in an actual trainwreck I can categorically confirm that a crashed train resembles a functioning train a lot more than Yaniv resembles a functioning human.

Thanks to safety precautions, there's also a very decent chance that fewer people come to harm in a trainwreck than as a result of this nuclear meltdown of an individual.

ETA: do it, pretty please. I'll subscribe, I promise!

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

Yeah Jon, because unlike Blaire you need tons of makeup to not look like a mountain troll

Wait I thought that was the look Johnny was going for?

 

[TungstenCarbide]

When Yaniv started this mess last year, I would never thought that the whole situation would derail into the uncanny valley like this, I'm both appalled and delighted. Maybe more appalled than delighted.

 

[Looney Troons]

He is completely becoming a self-parody, and I’m honestly surprised he didn’t try to start up his own channel a few weeks ago when the iron was truly hot. He will easily accrue thousands of views and subscribers within days. Why not further try to mi.lk the infamy angle?

 

[Second Hand Syringe]

I'm fairly confident that his youtube videos would be demonetized so fast it would make his wig spin. He would get 100's of reports per hour by the mob. Advertisers aren't going to want to be associated with some pedophile retard. Not to say that'll stop him from making video content, he just won't get paid for it. Still, I truly hope he starts making regular videos! But I draw the line at makeup videos; I can't see myself getting through that.

 

[sixthwave]

If the Slatons can build an audience I can totally see JY doing it. I’d watch for lolz.

 

[Breaker of Swains]

The real question is, surely: will he take them to the HRT if they dare demonetise his content?

 

[SourDiesel]

This is a grossly inaccurate claim: Having been in an actual trainwreck I can categorically confirm that a crashed train resembles a functioning train a lot more than Yaniv resembles a functioning human.

Thanks to safety precautions, there's also a very decent chance that fewer people come to harm in a trainwreck than as a result of this nuclear meltdown of an individual.

ETA: do it, pretty please. I'll subscribe, I promise!

You are literally the most wildly unlucky highly educated successful professional I have ever met. I'm so sorry.

 

[troon patrol]

As long as someone mirrors it with the comments enabled. 30-40 trans(hah)formative parody videos would be up within the next 24 hours. I'd watch that shit. The real beauty is the originaly video would be flagged dmca'd into oblivion the only thing left would be the parody videos.

 

[Tikbalang]

If he made a pornhub video, would it be worse?

Spoiler: Horrifying title

Tranny masturbating while sucking used tampons

 

[Pastel_Ace33]

If he made a pornhub video, would it be worse?

Spoiler: Horrifying title

Tranny masturbating while sucking used tampons

HEY! Don't drop his porn titles like that! Someone else might steal them and then he'd have to sue and verbally/physically assault more people just to prove how much the world really is against him. Being a disabled 'trans' person is hard enough without people stealing porn titles, come on!