Jasper Carewatch - ASPCAck-Ack-Ack

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kat and Phil only give him dry food (very unhealthy for cats) which is probably because they are both too lazy to actually give him meals and find it easier to just pour kibble in a bowl and walk away.

Phil said specifically that he only gives Jasper a certain kind of dry food because the other kinds of cat food smell like cat food. Phil doesn't like the smell so he gives Jasper the blandest, most flavorless kind*

*this is just an assumption. I haven't taste tested the different flavors of cat food.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil doesn't like the smell

If he can't handle the odor of what cats eat, I'm going to go out on a limb and figure that he probably feints at the stench of what comes out later.

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

If he can't handle the odor of what cats eat, I'm going to go out on a limb and figure that he probably feints at the stench of what comes out later.

Phil must whine and bitch constantly about Jasper stinking up stuff. I've been waiting for Phil to openly complain about that. Even if Katherine handles all those duties, you can't avoid cat smell... and I imagine Katherine is lazy about cleaning up or doing anything at all in life.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If he can't handle the odor of what cats eat, I'm going to go out on a limb and figure that he probably feints at the stench of what comes out later.

Do you really think Phil deals with Jasper's litter box?

"Phil, dear? Could you please change our son's litter box?"

"Sure thing Kat, just let me... OW! I'm having a back spasm! I want to change the litter, I really do! But my back! Ow! I better go lie on the sofa. Can you bring me a drink when you're done? I think some gin might help the pain"

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Phil must whine and bitch constantly about Jasper stinking up stuff. I've been waiting for Phil to openly complain about that. Even if Katherine handles all those duties, you can't avoid cat smell... and I imagine Katherine is lazy about cleaning up or doing anything at all in life.

He could avoid cat smell if he had his litter box outside but Jasper was declawed (not by Phil of course) so a squirrel might kill him if he leaves the house.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Do you really think Phil deals with Jasper's litter box?

Doesn't have to in order to catch a whiff, especially if Jasper doesn't do a good job of burying anything that comes out of him (some cats are like that). And like @darkwingosonichugorl said, Khet probably doesn't clean it very often.

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Poor Jasper - declawed and dehydrated

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well, I guess Jasper being absent won't be proof of Khet leaving after all...

This revelation only reinforces she's not there now.

 

[Fapcop]

I’d just like to point out that Phil being a selfish piece of shit, and denying Jasper the
joy of eating cat foods that tastes like cat food, probably also means he’s stinking up the house with some seriously foul smelling cat turds.

(The smell of cat poop depends on what the cat eats. The more plant based food not specifically made for cats, the worse the smell will be. And it can get REALLY bad!)

Oh. And it will probably also mean an early, uncomfortable death for Jasper.

Cats weren’t meant to eat solely dry food. Too much dry food (especially the cheap, shitty kind) does a number on their kidneys. Poor Jasper will probably die of renal failure before his time.

 

[tzgnilki]

Cats can live on a dry food diet, although given how fussy they are it's normally their choice rather than yours, but if they do they need a running water supply. I'm assuming they weren't smart enough to spend money on a drinking fountain for him.

I think as recently as a day or two ago, dave mentioned they have 2 water fountains for jasper

this is after jasper was dying of dehydration

 

[TheGoutburglar]

This revelation only reinforces she's not there now.

Why would she leave the animal that she wanted to get in the care of someone she disliked enough to leave?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why would she leave the animal that she wanted to get in the care of someone she disliked enough to leave?

Why would she be neglecting it that badly if she's really the one that wanted it?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Why would she be neglecting it that badly if she's really the one that wanted it?

Well someone did, and what are the odds that it was the guy who can't handle the smell of cat food?

I hope you're wrong, because I don't want an animal to die for Phil's pride.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Well someone did, and what are the odds that it was the guy who can't handle the smell of cat food?

I hope you're wrong, because I don't want an animal to die for Phil's pride.

Reminder that Phil hamsters died because he neglected them so if at some point we dont see Jasper for months then it will probably be because of Phil neglect again.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Reminder that Phil hamsters died because he neglected them so if at some point we dont see Jasper for months then it will probably be because of Phil neglect again.

*sighs*

Both situations are awful, but if Khet is still around, maybe she'll realize she can't rely on Phil and be less lazy. But if she's gone, Jasper is going to slowly die because Phil is too much of an asshole to give him to someone else because god forbid people figure out that his marriage failed.

 

[Prince Lotor]

every time I think I have a handle on what kind of a complete moron coupled with being a simpering, fussy, scared little bitch that Phil is he surprises me. Never underestimate the depths of stupidity, they are infinite.

In a past video Phil claimed that Jasper's upstairs litterbox was "getting pretty RIPE, and I think I need to clean it." He immediately followed this up by claiming he scoops both litterboxes everyday and changes out the litter completely more frequently than every 14 days.
Okay?

To preface this: Yes, they kept a litterbox in the bedroom with them and shut themselves up all night with litterbox smell and fresh cat shit.
NOW THEY LOCK JASPER IN THE BEDROOM WITH THEM OVERNIGHT WITH NO LITTERBOX!!!!
Phil says that sometimes JASPER IS TOO STUPID TO USE THE LITTERBOX BEFORE THEY GO TO BED!
PHIL TELLS JASPER IN ENGLISH "Use the litterbox" before he locks him in the bedroom!
Phil says Jasper wakes him up early wanting to leave the room and scratching at the door. Phil interpreted this as Jasper wanting to use the litterbox, so Phil would let Jasper out and got mad at Jasper that he didn't go use his litterbox immediately and this means Jasper is a liar and an idiot who is just behaving badly because he wants attention. So Phil decided not to let Jasper out when he's scratching at the bedroom door because "it's too early to get up," until Jasper literally took at shit on the master bathroom floor!
Why does JASPER have to be locked in the bedroom all night? Because Jasper will run around the house and "we" can't sleep like that.
Strangely Kathy is completely absent in Phil's stories about Jasper. Jasper waking up and regaining his litterbox and house privileges is only contingent on when Phil wakes up.
Timestamped @ 58m10s

Timestamped @ 8m04s

For anyone under the impression that Kathy is a good cat owner 'No', she isn't. She cosigns all of Phil's retarded bullshit treatment of this cat.
Kathy at 27 said she has had many, many cats in her life during an IRL stream. There is a string of abandoned cats in this bitch's past.

 

[tzgnilki]

every time I think I have a handle on what kind of a complete moron coupled with being a simpering, fussy, scared little bitch that Phil is he surprises me. Never underestimate the depths of stupidity, they are infinite.

In a past video Phil claimed that Jasper's upstairs litterbox was "getting pretty RIPE, and I think I need to clean it." He immediately followed this up by claiming he scoops both litterboxes everyday and changes out the litter completely more frequently than every 14 days.
Okay?

To preface this: Yes, they kept a litterbox in the bedroom with them and shut themselves up all night with litterbox smell and fresh cat shit.
NOW THEY LOCK JASPER IN THE BEDROOM WITH THEM OVERNIGHT WITH NO LITTERBOX!!!!
Phil says that sometimes JASPER IS TOO STUPID TO USE THE LITTERBOX BEFORE THEY GO TO BED!
PHIL TELLS JASPER IN ENGLISH "Use the litterbox" before he locks him in the bedroom!
Phil says Jasper wakes him up early wanting to leave the room and scratching at the door. Phil interpreted this as Jasper wanting to use the litterbox, so Phil would let Jasper out and got mad at Jasper that he didn't go use his litterbox immediately and this means Jasper is a liar and an idiot who is just behaving badly because he wants attention. So Phil decided not to let Jasper out when he's scratching at the bedroom door because "it's too early to get up," until Jasper literally took at shit on the master bathroom floor!
Why does JASPER have to be locked in the bedroom all night? Because Jasper will run around the house and "we" can't sleep like that.
Strangely Kathy is completely absent in Phil's stories about Jasper. Jasper waking up and regaining his litterbox and house privileges is only contingent on when Phil wakes up.
Timestamped @ 58m10s

Timestamped @ 8m04s

For anyone under the impression that Kathy is a good cat owner 'No', she isn't. She cosigns all of Phil's retarded bullshit treatment of this cat.
Kathy at 27 said she has had many, many cats in her life during an IRL stream. There is a string of abandoned cats in this bitch's past.

there's definitely some new furniture in that house

 

[Fapcop]

every time I think I have a handle on what kind of a complete moron coupled with being a simpering, fussy, scared little bitch that Phil is he surprises me. Never underestimate the depths of stupidity, they are infinite.

In a past video Phil claimed that Jasper's upstairs litterbox was "getting pretty RIPE, and I think I need to clean it." He immediately followed this up by claiming he scoops both litterboxes everyday and changes out the litter completely more frequently than every 14 days.
Okay?

To preface this: Yes, they kept a litterbox in the bedroom with them and shut themselves up all night with litterbox smell and fresh cat shit.
NOW THEY LOCK JASPER IN THE BEDROOM WITH THEM OVERNIGHT WITH NO LITTERBOX!!!!
Phil says that sometimes JASPER IS TOO STUPID TO USE THE LITTERBOX BEFORE THEY GO TO BED!
PHIL TELLS JASPER IN ENGLISH "Use the litterbox" before he locks him in the bedroom!
Phil says Jasper wakes him up early wanting to leave the room and scratching at the door. Phil interpreted this as Jasper wanting to use the litterbox, so Phil would let Jasper out and got mad at Jasper that he didn't go use his litterbox immediately and this means Jasper is a liar and an idiot who is just behaving badly because he wants attention. So Phil decided not to let Jasper out when he's scratching at the bedroom door because "it's too early to get up," until Jasper literally took at shit on the master bathroom floor!
Why does JASPER have to be locked in the bedroom all night? Because Jasper will run around the house and "we" can't sleep like that.
Strangely Kathy is completely absent in Phil's stories about Jasper. Jasper waking up and regaining his litterbox and house privileges is only contingent on when Phil wakes up.
Timestamped @ 58m10s

Timestamped @ 8m04s

For anyone under the impression that Kathy is a good cat owner 'No', she isn't. She cosigns all of Phil's retarded bullshit treatment of this cat.
Kathy at 27 said she has had many, many cats in her life during an IRL stream. There is a string of abandoned cats in this bitch's past.

Phil being a lazy retard and a selfish piece of human garbage...

Will wonders ever cease?

 

[Wurstbrot]

I think as recently as a day or two ago, dave mentioned they have 2 water fountains for jasper

this is after jasper was dying of dehydration

You telling me he - no - they both own a cat for several years and never bothered to actually Google the needs of a cat? Owning a furball seems enough, right? No! Every website states that cats aren't toys and you should be highly aware of that before you thinking about buying one; this goes especially for increased responsibility and potential upcoming financial hurdles. But they bought Jasper to raise general happyness momentarily, because they had no money. This is the worst reason!

Yes, idiot, cats need a supply of water. And if they don't like to drink from an obvious source, WET FOOD provides them with everything they need.

Powerleveling here, but for a reason. At one point, one of my cats was totally into dry food for some weeks. Just with decent human logic I concluded this is bad, because all living creatures need some form of water. I tried two different fountains because the first one wasn't "obvious" enough to contain water. At least he drank more, but I could read on his fur he needed more water. So it took me a fucking long time to find a brand he finally ate, and even longer a brand they both ate.

Now I see them rarely use the fountain, and I assume two reasons: First, they have enough water with wet food. Second, the fountain is old and therefore boring. I concluded that from the fact I accidentally presented them with a bowl of water in another shape. Oh, water in a measuring cup is interesting all of a sudden, nom nom nom.

The bottom line is: Fountains are flawed and temporary (however every cat is unique, fountains can work). But food is eternal and instinctive, so find some wet food. Buy several different small packs of wet food and try them out.
And be creative and observe, you boring fuck! One of my felines is very sceptical and ignores everything unknown. But a tiny sample on her nose makes her NOM and she starts eating. However, the other cat doesn't show this behavior.

every time I think I have a handle on what kind of a complete moron coupled with being a simpering, fussy, scared little bitch that Phil is he surprises me. Never underestimate the depths of stupidity, they are infinite.

In a past video Phil claimed that Jasper's upstairs litterbox was "getting pretty RIPE, and I think I need to clean it." He immediately followed this up by claiming he scoops both litterboxes everyday and changes out the litter completely more frequently than every 14 days.
Okay?

To preface this: Yes, they kept a litterbox in the bedroom with them and shut themselves up all night with litterbox smell and fresh cat shit.
NOW THEY LOCK JASPER IN THE BEDROOM WITH THEM OVERNIGHT WITH NO LITTERBOX!!!!
Phil says that sometimes JASPER IS TOO STUPID TO USE THE LITTERBOX BEFORE THEY GO TO BED!
PHIL TELLS JASPER IN ENGLISH "Use the litterbox" before he locks him in the bedroom!
Phil says Jasper wakes him up early wanting to leave the room and scratching at the door. Phil interpreted this as Jasper wanting to use the litterbox, so Phil would let Jasper out and got mad at Jasper that he didn't go use his litterbox immediately and this means Jasper is a liar and an idiot who is just behaving badly because he wants attention. So Phil decided not to let Jasper out when he's scratching at the bedroom door because "it's too early to get up," until Jasper literally took at shit on the master bathroom floor!
Why does JASPER have to be locked in the bedroom all night? Because Jasper will run around the house and "we" can't sleep like that.
Strangely Kathy is completely absent in Phil's stories about Jasper. Jasper waking up and regaining his litterbox and house privileges is only contingent on when Phil wakes up.
Timestamped @ 58m10s

Timestamped @ 8m04s

For anyone under the impression that Kathy is a good cat owner 'No', she isn't. She cosigns all of Phil's retarded bullshit treatment of this cat.
Kathy at 27 said she has had many, many cats in her life during an IRL stream. There is a string of abandoned cats in this bitch's past.

Phil.
PHIL!
You own a cat!
Despite you thinking you constantly own humans, you don't own a human! As soon as you own a feline, closed doors are a dead concept, you could literally dismantle them and sell them personally signed on eBay. Cats like space, they're hoppin on an adventure and they absolutely, and everybody knows this, cats have a very different sleep cycle and are very active during night! Are you actually stupid, Phil? I have to ask, are you a professional retard?

I wouldn't give Phil some tips and hints because he's a lost cause, but I gladly go on a tantrum to protecc the innocent cat. Because Phil is incapable of using Google, the very website I use since I owned cats, for every single little problem. I guess his chat wasn't there to hold his hand.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

This is the one area in which getting legit mad at Phil is warranted, because another living organism is suffering as a result. What makes it worse is that, apparently, this isn't the first time.

It's gross that Phil has no moral qualms about lying to, manipulating, and generally abusing a pack of retards. It's gross that a lot of that is taking place because he has a mobile gaming addiction. It's gross that he didn't care about his aunt, just her money. It's gross that he'll throw her and anyone else under the bus to avoid taking blame for literally anything. It's gross that he'll later use such people, or people he didn't even know, to stand on a soapbox, or make money off of pretending to cry about their passing. It's gross that he'll sit there and read a letter about someone going through hard times and start crying, not about their plight, but about how hard life supposedly has been for him since he started his e-begging career. It's gross that he'll cowardly threaten a little girl once she can't hear him or say anything back (he's seriously lucky her parents don't know about that). It's gross that he committed bankruptcy fraud. It's gross that he'll take people's money, do nothing with it (at least not that he said he was going to), and memory-hole that shit. It's gross that he'll nonchalantly share intimate details of someone's medical history without their permission and then later try to retcon the situation so that he looks better (even though it makes him worse).

But being this incompetent with another living thing you're responsible for, and, just like with everything else, he doesn't learn from it and either do better or just not get any pets? That is something else entirely. I'm okay with his inability/refusal to learn costing him personally, in fact I love it when it happens. He deserves to get laughed at for falling in the same hole three times in a row. He deserves to be laughed at for racking up debt over and over again. He deserves to be laughed at for getting his ass whooped at a fighting game franchise he has been playing for decades. I'm not okay with it costing someone/something else, especially their health/life. Jasper doesn't deserve to suffer because Phil is seemingly genetically programmed to never learn or admit fault.

If I ever met Phil, I don't know what I would do or say, but I do know that it would be wasted on him, because whether it be a punch in the face, or a middle finger, or a big loud "FUCK YOU!!", it would have no positive impact on him whatsoever. He wouldn't learn, he wouldn't grow up. He would just keep being Phil because he's incapable of seeing himself as the piece of shit that he is, and even if he saw it, he would just turn away from and still keep being Phil, because that's the easier thing to do.

There is a silver lining, though, and that's that the pigroach isn't going to die a respected individual. Everyone is going to shit on his grave, for as long as the memory lasts, and there is nothing he or his retards can do about it. Not enough justice as far as I'm concerned, but it'll do.