Jasper Carewatch - ASPCAck-Ack-Ack

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil's post on the IG photo reads:
"Jasper is enjoying some salmon flavored dental treats this morning!"

https://ig.tinf.io/p/CGc7q_FgA3d/

So basically Phil just dumped a bag of cat treats on the floor because his narc-ego needed to show the internet what a good father he is to his son Jasper.

I think I've had those before. Not supposed to give your cat more than 10 per day. That looks more than 10.
edit: Scratch that. If it's the Salmon cat treat FELINE GREENIES, it says not more than 8, two times a day.

Also his description of it is so autistic. It's like how he always describes food to make it sound appealing for planet earthlings. Except this is for a cat, he wont give a shit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil's post on the IG photo reads:
"Jasper is enjoying some salmon flavored dental treats this morning!"

https://ig.tinf.io/p/CGc7q_FgA3d/

So basically Phil just dumped a bag of cat treats on the floor because his narc-ego needed to show the internet what a good father he is to his son Jasper.

I guess that's easier than saying 'fuck.......I dropped some cat food and don't feel like cleaning it up'

 

[Cats]

https://www.pawboost.com/landing/pet/VMQDkVXHFndpUUNaECHNSr0DXc-5CaZj/lost-jasper-bothell-wa-98021

I'm sure this was posted here before but was this before or after he got Jasper? It seems obvious that it's a troll but you never know...

 

[Prince Lotor]

https://www.pawboost.com/landing/pet/VMQDkVXHFndpUUNaECHNSr0DXc-5CaZj/lost-jasper-bothell-wa-98021

I'm sure this was posted here before but was this before or after he got Jasper? It seems obvious that it's a troll but you never know...

Not only was this posted on the 2nd page, but after several Kiwis said that's 100% a different cat based on the patterning @DankSydePhil contacted the lady who posted the notice and exchanged several e-mails as well as photos of Phil's cat for her to confirm because they were so worried that Phil stole this old lady's cat. I rated him autistic at the time and I still stand by that assessment.

Hmm this person had a cat go missing when DSP was supposedly in CT and is the right age. Did DSP and khet go to CT so the mysterious house sitter could drive up 405 and steal this cat and they could have an alibi? It even has the gay ass bell. Facebook

In all seriousness though it looks like they adopted it from the Seattle humane society in Bellevue. Hard to tell when since most websites pet listings are posted on don't get cached by google or the wayback machine. It looks like they've had a few cats named jasper go through in November, February, April and maybe December. I think it's this one, but no one cached it View attachment 876667

uhhhh.

HELP! Jasper is MISSING!

grey tabby, 1yr old

www.pawboost.com

"has to be an indoor cat for the rest of his life"
"he's been declawed"

Just so convenient. Can't let the cat outside because it would run the fuck away, or someone would notice it or something.

If someone could get more photos of the lost cat i would love to compare them to Phils cat. They looks very very close, the


Honestly looking at the photos phil posted on Instagram, i wouldnt doubt its the same Cat and the whole story Phil told was just BS since hes a master at it. I was looking at the marks like the legs of each cat and its dam near the same. I wish we had more photos of the lost Cat to truly compare.

Well looks like people are already blasting Phils twitter with the Lost Cat ad saying give jasper back. Im just saying if this turns out to be that same cat man the goldust from this new Cat not my Wife Kaht saga is gonna start off with a banger lol

Im talking to the lady who orginal posted the Lost Cat ad on the website as i typed. Ive sent her photos of Phils Jasper and ask her kindly if she can confirm its her cat. So far threw the emails she said the original collar was found in the woods next to her house, but Jasper is still missing.

UPDATE: Its not the same cat. She confirmed it. But said thanks to us for looking out for her.

 

[Cats]

Thanks for taking the time to catch me up Lotor. There's so much content here and I missed a lot of this in real-time since I took a couple year break from following Phil. I couldn't ignore the bankruptcy saga tho

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

I can't deal with Phil autism, why does he call Jasper "Jasper kitty"?? Also he just picked up Jasper and when he put him down he said "watch the claws" unironically.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I assume it's over-correction on his part. He's trying to look like he doesn't hate the cat, because we've remarked about his obvious dislike of his son.

 

[millais]

wtf is this nonsense Pig is spouting about Jasper Kitty Burnell attacking the TV because it now runs at 60 fps

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If I think about it, Phil should have adopted an older cat. They are generally more "chill". They know better than to eat electric cords (or they would be dead instead of old). They are litter trained. They mostly sleep all day.

No, get a kitten who needs attention you can't give him.

Valedictorian.

 

[millais]

If I think about it, Phil should have adopted an older cat. They are generally more "chill". They know better than to eat electric cords (or they would be dead instead of old). They are litter trained. They mostly sleep all day.

No, get a kitten who needs attention you can't give him.

Valedictorian.

They probably didn't have any declawed older cats at the time he was shopping around for a feline son.

 

[Swirling weeb]

This faggot sounds like cartman talking to his cat I just noticed that and I can’t stop hearing it

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

This faggot sounds like cartman talking to his cat I just noticed that and I can’t stop hearing it

"No! Jasper! That's mah five star Hulk Hogan! Reeeeee!"

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He calls his cat "Jasper Kitty".

Makes me think. Did he call his rabbit "Bunny bunny" or "Bunny rabbit"?

 

[PutridElephant]

Listening to the latest excommunication of Jasper to the chaos realm from the awffice, I just thought of something...

He has TVs and wires in the rest of the house. How does throwing him out prevent all these things he's claiming will happen from happening to Mr. Kitty? While Phil is pressing buttons, Jasper could be chewing away on wires or pawing at the other TV screens and knocking them over in the living room or the bedroom.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Also he just picked up Jasper and when he put him down he said "watch the claws" unironically.

Jasper is only front-declawed.
Cats don't always wait till you put them down after picking up, they just go by instinct and jump of if they feel like it. And they often do it with claws, from your chest. This fucking hurts.

 

[Zaryiu2]

If I think about it, Phil should have adopted an older cat. They are generally more "chill". They know better than to eat electric cords (or they would be dead instead of old). They are litter trained. They mostly sleep all day.

No, get a kitten who needs attention you can't give him.

Valedictorian.

Reminder being a Valedictorian simply means being best at repeating what is learned in class which doesn't mean automatically that the smartest gets to be Valedictorian

 

[Schmeckel]

Reminder being a Valedictorian simply means being best at repeating what is learned in class which doesn't mean automatically that the smartest gets to be Valedictorian

Can confirm. Was Valedictorian. Gave shitty speech. Was I smartest? Probably. But it doesn't mean shit once you flip the tassel.

 

[OverlySensitive]

So, I wasn't going to post here but in an overall sense its very disturbing how these streamers are allowed to abuse their pets in plain sight and suffer no ill consequence for doing so.
Like, yeah, my pets piss me off too, I have one who goes out of her way to pee in my plants if I don't give daily cat box cleanings so I get it sometimes but they are pets and not people. If you are the owner its your bad when the animal fucks up because YOU are too stupid to be in control of another living being.

Seeing Phil interact with Jasper just shrivels my soul. Its creepy as all hell.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

What makes it worse is that Phil has already probably killed a number of pets with his neglect. Not just from laziness, either. It's creepy the way he interacts with Jasper because you know how little Phil cares for others. He is selfish enough that the only thing preventing him from being a serial killer is that he is too much of a coward. I mean that. His degree of non-empathy is dangerous.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil was born April, 1982.

He was 11 when he got his rabbit.

5th grade. Middle school. Almost puberty.

He names it "Bunny" like he is three years old.

Phil is fucking retarded.

(I guess it was a better name than Jasper)