Well if it actually made it to 2005 then I guess it didn't die of neglect, though that doesn't mean Phil was the one who took care of it despite still being around to do so.
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I've known people who have indoor rabbits where you have to clean their cage every day since rabbits shit a lot. I've also known people who have outdoor rabbit hutches where the rabbits shit through the cage and you don't have to clean it.
Guess which one Phil probably was.
Jasper Kitty.
This retard names his fucking pets for what they are. Ew. Honestly I thought the Jasper Kitty was weird as fuck but he named his Rabbit "Bunny"....... It really does get worse with the more you know.
He really is detached from everything.
It's utterly amusing how he goes about talking at his furry kid.
Powerlevel: We've got three cats. And sometimes they get referred to as *name*, kitty. Notice the comma. However, it's usually directed AT whatever cat when they are doing something weird. "Boo-boo, kitty, why are you chewing on the Christmas tree?"
None of them have a last name, or anything beyond their given name, so the "kitty" part is just an aside. For Dave, it's a proper name. If he ever ran across someone who called their snake "Ja$per Kitty," he'd say "HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE SIBLINGS!"
iirc, you can't even give him the credit for coming up with the name "Jasper". That name was already assigned to him by the animal shelter.
Also, I don't know anything about raising cats, but it seems like his feeble attempts to scold Jasper for pushing the 4k TV are ineffective. He always scolds Jasper using a playful, babytalk tone of voice, so Jasper probably thinks it's some kind of game where the reward is that he gets picked up for pushing the TV enough.
Also, I don't know anything about raising cats, but it seems like his feeble attempts to scold Jasper for pushing the 4k TV are ineffective. He always scolds Jasper using a playful, babytalk tone of voice, so Jasper probably thinks it's some kind of game where the reward is that he gets picked up for pushing the TV enough.
Cats don't really respond to "No! Bad!" the way dogs do anyway, so it doesn't matter, though it's still funny to see Phil be such a wuss even when he's dealing with a damn house cat that isn't even mean. Makes me wish someone had filmed him getting confronted by those two goons, that must have been a priceless moment.
I might be wrong, but I think Jaha said on the SOK podcast that someone recorded it but it wasn't uploaded or it got deleted or something.
Don't really want to spend hours listening to it again to find out.
There's a half an hour archive of just the Jaha confronting Dave part and he does mention that someone recorded Jaha confronting him on trying to leave while not paying up after losing a money match.
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TL DR: Phil lost 1 match put of a best of 10 money match and Jaha confronted him for talking so much shit,Phil was scared shitless and Jaha forced him to pay 10 dollars for losing one match.
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I just watched the Jasper Kitty (get down from there!) Reveal again and at one point jasper starts clawing at the sofa and Phil say something along the lines of "He does this with everything,he is a very energetic cat and because he is declawed its ok he can't damage sofa". He went on for about a minute how Jasper being declawed means he can't damage anything, I can't prove Phil declawed Jasper but the reason he got it its definitely because he is declawed. Also he said that at the shelter all of the paperwork related to Jasper was lost randomly so they knew nothing about him or his previous owner....mmmmh I'm going to postulate the theory that Phil said to the guys at the shelter that he is a streamer with a world wide reach and sick in the head detractors will harrass the previous owner if they get his info and told them to destroy that data or else he is not taking Jasper, after having removed the evidence of Jasper not being declawed by the previous owner he got him declawed and no one can say its him who did it.
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So its food for jasper this week or a 60$ mario game.
Get fucked Jasper right in your lil kitty anus!
Get fucked Jasper right in your lil kitty anus!
No gayops allowed but that kitty needs rescuing like yesterday. I am too far away but I would take him.
Way tooo lazy here for that my friend but if the opportunity arises I will pm you
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Phil just said that every 3 months they need to get Jasper a new collar because his collar "wears out" is that even a thing for cats? My dog have his collar for his entire life,how the fuck does a collar wear out? Its like saying your belt is wearing out like if it was a shoe.
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Not sure why it even needs a collar.
Because otherwise he would be naked.
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