Artcow Jay Geis / The Golden Knight / The Platinum Paladin / Dick Pierce - The Glorious Return of a Legendary Artcow and Spergilicious Psychopath

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He's also trying getting back into doing voice work, and is attempting to get his webcam working again.
 

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View attachment 551465 Here's the horrible offensive image in question which is...really not offensive?
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You gotta remember that, as demonstrated by a lot of exceptional cows on this site, Jay seems to think everybody thinks like him despite constant and endless evidence to the contrary. At the same time, he gets offended over the smallest bullshit for reasons only known to him, such as that stupid paper mache piggy bank 'Dot' which he's never forgiven his brother for accidentally breaking (and notably Jay has never tried to fix, either, despite still having the broken elementary school art project's remains to this day), or the mere existence of people expressing affection for pet animals.

I'm guessing the 'offensive' part is the very beginning, since it has an African-american making a sneezing noise calling attention to his skin color instead of the standard 'ah-choo' that humans actually make.

But what's interesting is that beyond the first two panels, everything else on this 'page' is exclusively Jay's self insert up to and including the 'Ewww!' because that's the self-insert's speech bubble. The one exception is the smaller kid in panel 4 that the self-insert is gesturing to for some reason, maybe more but with how shitty his PPG/South Park hybrid style drawing of characters is, they all look like the self-insert. As in he specifically drew himself before any other characters on an entire page, going so far as to I guess ink them before even beginning on the rest (which soon ended because he got cold feet over what looks like a poorly conceived race joke).

Also that's totally himself/self-insert in the last panel wearing nothing but underwear (and weirdly showing his flesh-and-bones chest in the process) with his hand shoved down to the crotch. Complete with a 'bump'. Because drawing that before having a rough idea of the entire page's contents in full apparently was more important.
 

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I'd almost believe Jay if he said he only realized what he did with that sound effect after the fact. Remember this is the "pu-sssssss" and "tttttttttttt" guy we're talking about SFX-wise.
 

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Forgive me for asking a ridiculous question, but I was only notified of the Jay Geis saga yesterday during a discussion of CWC's Funko Pops...
How is it even possible that there are so many grown men in the world whose 'art' hasn't improved in the slightest since they were children - yet they still think the world owes them a living as cartoonists? I know the autism spectrum has a lot to do with it, as does the endless coddling of well-meaning but toxic parents and the sense of unearned entitlement that seems to be the default setting of these scribble-happy spergs, but surely they can't all lack the self-awareness that tugs at the edges of their consciousness, quietly whispering 'your comics are awful'?
In order to be a halfway reasonable cartoonist, you have to put in hours, days, weeks, months of practice. You need to be patient, observant, diligent and studious. Wishing won't make it happen. If you can't draw worth a shit by the time you're seventeen, chances are you're never going to be able to draw worth a shit, so you may as well give up.
I thought CWC resided at the very bottom of the pile as far as online comics creators go. Sonichu offered - to the daring - a perfect trifecta of horrible art, writing that was beyond awful and mind-boggling illegibility. Finding out that there's actually something worse than Sonichu - and is actually available in print format, rather than as a webcomic - well, it feels like I've entered a new level of reality and it's blown my mind in all the wrong ways.
 

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If you can't draw worth a shit by the time you're seventeen, chances are you're never going to be able to draw worth a shit, so you may as well give up.
Any average person can learn to draw half decently if they put the effort into it. The thing is, these narcissistic jackasses and autists, Chris being the Patient Zero but by no means the worst example, never try. They don't even realize they suck. I think it really is just autism plus participation trophy culture. This is funny considering some of them, like Jonathan "Iconoclast" Sweet, are right wing nut jobs who constantly rave about liberals while being personally examples of entitled whiners.
 

TedBovisUK

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These narcissistic jackasses and autists never try.
I'd be willing to bet on both Jay Geis and CWC being the kind of kids at school who, when asked what they'd done during the lesson by the teacher, held up a grubby piece of paper with something like five lines written on it and said 'I've done ALL THIS' and considered that a legitimate effort.
 

Jason_Vermouth

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You gotta remember that, as demonstrated by a lot of exceptional cows on this site, Jay seems to think everybody thinks like him despite constant and endless evidence to the contrary.
I'll admi that's pretty much the reason why I had it with him. The constant underage South Park porn he shared once on a Discord server got me annoyed, even if it isn't his big attention to have an obsession. His OkCupid account he fact of how he wants to be the 'special Golden Knight,' while everyone else is a commoner. Well plus the fact that he only wanted a girl friend just to feel less lonely, and as a sex whenever he felt it object. Final feeling though is the bit of not leaving everyone alone, as in rambling about whatever people have pets, are potheads, or are transgenders.
The owner of one though ended up having to tell him to stop, since they themselves are one.

Off topic, but I guess you can call this off for some Dick Pierce fan art. Created by one of the admins on a Discord server, and is available as a bot command.
Pretty much is a response to how Jay would only comment on his DeviantArt submissions for any female South Park characters. Pretty much always the same 'I think it's cute.' Also bit of an inside joke on Jared Fogle, the way South Park represents him.
 

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So, I'm new here. But I lurk around (mainly because I somehow found my way invited to one of jays servers or a sever WITH him)but I felt I should contribute because it's really getting on my nerves how he won't leave one of my friends alone. he doesn't know the difference between roleplaying/being a decent human being from a lover or whatever is in his fucking mind.
That girl one deviantart (SassyNewbie) that drew his and her character together is a really sweet girl and completely oblivious to his actions.She just draws whatever people ask it seems. So of course this dude is gonna take advantage of that. But that's different stuff for a different time.

What I'm creeped out by is this bastard drew explicit porn of my friend and him (or as he says her character, but she's drawn herself IRL before and the image fits her IRL more than her character on deviantart) Not only that, he doesn't even know what fucking AGE she is.
this dude is so fucking obsessed with her the moment she starts an art trade with one of her friends he instantly draws up some shitty thing and puts it on her profile. Not asking for an art trade before or anything but literally trying to trap her into making art for his shitty south park fanfiction about autistic kids or something after she avoidings his constant askings on discord. At one point he even was wanting her to draw foot fetish stuff?? gross
and then literally goes "i dunno what you mean" when she asks for references like...what It's just honestly gross I just feel bad. Shes a dear friend of mine so to have this douche taking advantage of her friendliness is just...sad I guess idk? I'm just shocked that this guy literally can not differentiate fantasy from reality.
i'm trying to get her to send me DM's between them to see if he's being a creep still but she's stressing out over other things and doesn't want to stir more drama so...to be continued maybe
 

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Jake is stalking a new girl? Thanks for the info man and welcome to the farms.
Thanks man! And I wouldn't say stalking because Sass doesn't like getting into it (so i don't have all the details, all i know is the constant requests for art and constant attention seeking he spams her with in DM's), I think she's over all uncomfortable with him. And how -ahem- charming he thinks he is. Like, he literally gets off to her art. It's gross af.
 

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So, I'm new here. But I lurk around (mainly because I somehow found my way invited to one of jays servers or a sever WITH him)but I felt I should contribute because it's really getting on my nerves how he won't leave one of my friends alone. he doesn't know the difference between roleplaying/being a decent human being from a lover or whatever is in his fucking mind.
That girl one deviantart (SassyNewbie) that drew his and her character together is a really sweet girl and completely oblivious to his actions.She just draws whatever people ask it seems. So of course this dude is gonna take advantage of that. But that's different stuff for a different time.

What I'm creeped out by is this bastard drew explicit porn of my friend and him (or as he says her character, but she's drawn herself IRL before and the image fits her IRL more than her character on deviantart) Not only that, he doesn't even know what fucking AGE she is.
this dude is so fucking obsessed with her the moment she starts an art trade with one of her friends he instantly draws up some shitty thing and puts it on her profile. Not asking for an art trade before or anything but literally trying to trap her into making art for his shitty south park fanfiction about autistic kids or something after she avoidings his constant askings on discord. At one point he even was wanting her to draw foot fetish stuff?? gross
and then literally goes "i dunno what you mean" when she asks for references like...what It's just honestly gross I just feel bad. Shes a dear friend of mine so to have this douche taking advantage of her friendliness is just...sad I guess idk? I'm just shocked that this guy literally can not differentiate fantasy from reality.
i'm trying to get her to send me DM's between them to see if he's being a creep still but she's stressing out over other things and doesn't want to stir more drama so...to be continued maybe
Welcome to the Farms! Sorry to hear your friend has the misfortune of being hounded by Jay simply because she drew art for him once. I don't use DA but is it possible to just block him from posting weird shit on her profile? Obviously the best avenue for her is to just straight up block him everywhere he tries to get her attention.

If it's really getting bad, then invite her to come talk to us here - we've dealt with this kind of situation with Jay before and the more information we can get the more we can be of assistance.
 

sacrilege

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Welcome to the Farms! Sorry to hear your friend has the misfortune of being hounded by Jay simply because she drew art for him once. I don't use DA but is it possible to just block him from posting weird shit on her profile? Obviously the best avenue for her is to just straight up block him everywhere he tries to get her attention.

If it's really getting bad, then invite her to come talk to us here - we've dealt with this kind of situation with Jay before and the more information we can get the more we can be of assistance.
Thanks man! I think she thinks he's gonna off himself or come after her if she blocks him but I can't speak for her, only speculate. I know people who've told this fucker to fuck off in the past and he still doesn't get it through his head. I can try to get her to come here and share how she feels about it.
Also (image) made me kinda angry. Like I feel like he goes through what she favs on DA and tries to get a reaction out of her? She was replying to one of her friend's drawings and he just pops up there just to contribute that :/
 

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I see Jay Geis quoting Sabaton, but do we know if he has been to a Sabaton concert? If Sabaton announces a date in the vicinity of Maryland where Jay lives, would you find the bowl-cut mulleted awkward individual there? Would he go to any other power metal show in the area?
 

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Thanks man! I think she thinks he's gonna off himself or come after her if she blocks him but I can't speak for her, only speculate.
Tell her that he is literally so cowardly that he wouldn't have the balls to come after her. He'd immediately just try to find a new target. Seriously, he's that weak willed.

He's also already tried faking his death once (that being purely not being on the internet for like, a week, before he had to get back on) to try and lose the Farms - ironically this just forced him to go to ground for exponentially longer and without anything to walk about, the Farms dropped interest.

I know people who've told this fucker to fuck off in the past and he still doesn't get it through his head. I can try to get her to come here and share how she feels about it.
One of the more notable things about the association this site has had with Jay Geis is what happened with his ex-girlfriend. Back then it wasn't "ex" and it was a BAD relationship, so we invited her to come to the farms and after showing her how much of a loser Jay was in that he immediately ditched her on the off-chance he'd landed something better (read: another member and some provided photos from a volunteer convinced Jay to dump his girlfriend within three pages of a thread...and then Jay found out it was a dude with a manly beard indeed).

Since your friend obviously isn't wanting anything to do with Jay and Jay knows the Farms are watching him again, if she comes here that alone may be enough to get him to scram. Because he remembers what happened the last time he confronted the farms (read: he was given enough rope to hang himself multiple times over with, figuratively) and I'm pretty sure he doesn't want us getting into his business again.

Also (image) made me kinda angry. Like I feel like he goes through what she favs on DA and tries to get a reaction out of her? She was replying to one of her friend's drawings and he just pops up there just to contribute that :/
That is entirely what Jay would do. He's obsessed about getting his 'Hero 2' so to speak and thinks he's irresistible to women. Normal methods don't work because Jay isn't normal. He's really kind of fucked up.
 

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