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I meant when/if he gets another.
lol never gonna happen. Truth be told, he only ever wants a girlfriend to be his 'player 2' purely to stroke his own ego and self-image as some kind of badass in the vein of Duke Nukem, and the fact he straight up called the position of girlfriend as 'player 2' just shows how he'll never make a relationship work, as a relationship needs to be balanced between both parties and...well, Dynastia managed to convince Goldie in no time at all to dump his actual girlfriend in favor for some chick he met on the internet, sight unseen, because Goldie thought he was going to do better.
 

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lol never gonna happen. Truth be told, he only ever wants a girlfriend to be his 'player 2' purely to stroke his own ego and self-image as some kind of badass in the vein of Duke Nukem, and the fact he straight up called the position of girlfriend as 'player 2' just shows how he'll never make a relationship work, as a relationship needs to be balanced between both parties and...well, Dynastia managed to convince Goldie in no time at all to dump his actual girlfriend in favor for some chick he met on the internet, sight unseen, because Goldie thought he was going to do better.
IIRC, Littlebiscuits helped and either sent pics or spoke to him on skype voice. It was still mostly Dynastia.
 

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