Artcow Jay Geis / The Golden Knight / The Platinum Paladin / Dick Pierce - The Glorious Return of a Legendary Artcow and Spergilicious Psychopath

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Chunky Bob

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Have you not read any of this thread? Jay does a good job of destroying his own life, we just point and laugh. Besides I don't see how it could possibly be worse than the stuff we already have posted.
I get that, it's just that sometimes people can get carried away. Don't want to be responsible for him going off and shoving a shotgun in his mouth or something.
 

Phil Ken Sebben

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I get that, it's just that sometimes people can get carried away. Don't want to be responsible for him going off and shoving a shotgun in his mouth or something.
Nobody here is going to go and spread things about him outside of this site. And while we've been blamed for driving some people to suicide, none of them were actually our fault. All we do is laugh at them and discuss the finer details of the person's life and why they're so screwed up.
 

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I get that, it's just that sometimes people can get carried away. Don't want to be responsible for him going off and shoving a shotgun in his mouth or something.
I'm pretty sure his ego would never allow him to kill himself. He sees himself as a badass action hero and they never commit suicide!
 

Toasty

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Tbf, most of his antics aren't here in this thread, it's all in his old subforum, so someone unfamiliar with this site can easily be forgiven for not knowing the absolute cesspool of cess we have on the Golden douchecanoe.
 

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
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Well I imagine you guys are fairly desensitised to his antics at this point. We're all new to his level of retardation in our discord. Right now he is trying to make a name for himself in the Elite Dangerous community and the mods are too nice to boot him out of the discord.
Screenshots, please!
 

Juan But Not Forgotten

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Screenshots, please!
This is all he's sent me.
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Optimus Prime

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This is all he's sent me.
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Jesus Christ I was not ready to see Jay's PPG style draw a bulge in men's underwear this morning.

But that's all I can rationalize is what is going on with the crotch on that second picture. The fucking black dot groins were better than this disturbing shit.

EDIT: I just realized that's actually supposed to be a female character because of the bra. And it still has a crotch bulge.
 
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Trombonista

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Jesus Christ I was not ready to see Jay's PPG style draw a bulge in men's underwear this morning.

But that's all I can rationalize is what is going on with the crotch on that second picture. The fucking black dot groins were better than this disturbing shit.

EDIT: I just realized that's actually supposed to be a female character because of the bra. And it still has a crotch bulge.
That's supposed to be a cameltoe.

This is why you don't add too many details when drawing in a simplistic style.
 

MysticMisty

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That's supposed to be a cameltoe.

This is why you don't add too many details when drawing in a simplistic style.
Slight indents would help as well. Not that I want to encourage his garbage, mind you. Granted Jay is going to draw his PowerPuffPorn no matter what we say, but still.
 

Optimus Prime

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Anybody have an archive of Hero Team or Myth Of The Legendary Warrior? I wanna read them for the hell of it, but I can't find either comic online.

@Jaimas is the only human who I might think has the ability to contain that kind of autism on digital storage, as I want to say I remember him actually getting at least Myth. Hero Team used to be on Jay's old DA but it's been so long he might have nuked it.
 

Jaimas

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Anybody have an archive of Hero Team or Myth Of The Legendary Warrior? I wanna read them for the hell of it, but I can't find either comic online.
I had Myth of the Legendary Warrior on Lolcow Wiki before the site got nuked.

Thankfully for Autists everywhere, I still have it on the ol' JaimArchive.
 

ColorfulCassowary

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@Jaimas is the only human who I might think has the ability to contain that kind of autism on digital storage, as I want to say I remember him actually getting at least Myth. Hero Team used to be on Jay's old DA but it's been so long he might have nuked it.

I had Myth of the Legendary Warrior on Lolcow Wiki before the site got nuked.

Thankfully for Autists everywhere, I still have it on the ol' JaimArchive.
Excellent. Too bad Hero Team seems to be lost.

I remember Myth was hosted somewhere else, but I couldn't find it. Might've been the lolcow wiki, come to think of it.
 

Jaimas

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If I went looking, I might have the first 20 or so episodes of Hero Team on a backup drive, but honestly, the only reason Hero Team was interesting was that it was completely impossible to follow without Jay's explanation of every frame.
 

Trombonista

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If I went looking, I might have the first 20 or so episodes of Hero Team on a backup drive, but honestly, the only reason Hero Team was interesting was that it was completely impossible to follow without Jay's explanation of every frame.
Also the necrophilia comic.
 

Jaimas

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Also the necrophilia comic.
Well, yes, but that's both in the topic, and a rare case of one of the comics Jay made that you need no real interpretation for. One thing I can give Myth of the Legendary Warrior, over Hero Team in that regard, is that it's better put-together in general, but that implies that Hero Team was put together in the first place, which it self-evidently was not.

"Reading" Hero Team (I use the term very loosely) is like watching an impossibly-more-shit version of Chargeman Ken while you happen to be on Meth. Without Jay's explanation of every single frame, nothing about what is happening makes any goddamn sense, because there is no image coherence. Nothing is conveyed to the reader visually, which is bizarre for what is ostensibly a visual medium, and nothing is properly explained.

I can't really describe to you how little is conveyed through the comics themselves. I'll try to find one of the old comics later so I can show you with a proper example.