JC-the-Hyena (Sonic.Exe Author) -

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kookerpie

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Troll or not, that creepypasta was terribly boring and not the least bit scary.

Actually, I have yet to be genuinely creeped out by any creepypasta. They're not scary to me at all...
Certainly not this one. Video game creepypastas are so far out there that it completely destroys the willing suspension of disbelief.

"Areyouscaredyetareyouscaredyetareyouscaredyet" is pretty much all I hear out of creepypastas.

Unless there's just something wrong with me.
My favorite is Dogscape. I made my friend read it and she was very upset with me.
 

Truthboi

The True and Honest Man
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He just released a remake of sonic.exe (which he wrote in WordPad for some reason)
https://sirjchyena231.deviantart.com/art/Sonic-exe-THE-REMAKE-712607283
Instead of being amusingly bad it's just tldr now. At least Tom kills himself in the end.
I read the remake and it's literally pretentious garbage. As I've posted in another thread, read this!

Shitty Creepypasta said:
Why does mankind exist?

A question that has been a most frustrating topic among members of the human race since its beginning long long ago, and every man, woman and child has had their own unique answer. To the religious, they thought God had created mankind in His image. To the scientific and atheists, humanity is naturally superior in the ongoing race of evolution and survival. To the average everyday individual, the human exists for no other reason except just because.

Humans are truly an interesting creature. Thousands of years ago, we figured out how to make wonders of art, and how to hurt another with a weapon. Thousands of years later from now, we'll have mastered interstellar travel, and will have extended our existence across the stars, maybe even beyond. And yet, we have a lot of flaws in spite of our apparent brilliance.

For many centuries, we've prayed to a nonexistent deity, we've hated and raged against each other for reasons big and small, we've expressed absolute happiness and sorrow. We cowered in irrational fear and every action we've ever made spawned from some kind of innate desire within all of us.
Yet, in spite all of this, we still exist.

We're still human.

But then comes another question, one that's also a frustrating topic among humans: Are we alone?

Is there life outside this world of ours? If so, what are they like? How do they live? More importantly...What do they think of us?
Maybe they have their own unique reason on why we exist. Maybe they want to educate and guide us to a bright future, maybe they want to destroy us, see us as a threat. Or maybe they don't care much for us, see us like insects, and thus don't pay us any mind. Or maybe someone wants us.

Maybe there's someone, or something out there right now looking at us, desiring us, like a child would at a toy store.

Maybe they think the reason we exist was so they could own us.

This is a story of such forces existing outside our world. A nameless darkness, a faceless evil, that hungers for humanity. As you read the first chapter of this saga, you'll be taken into a world of paranoia, mystery, and madness as you follow the adventures of a single young man, who inadvertently thrusts himself into something unexplainable, and discovers parts of something that utterly defies all reasoning within him, and forces him into a desperate struggle for survival.

This is the first chapter.
 

Pukebucket

Genderfear - Thee/Thine
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Literally all this guy had to do was repost his shitty Sonic creepypasta to Ao3 instead and call it a day.

Inb4 he makes his own wiki.
 

Cedric_Eff

Damn property taxes f**k up everything.
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Dillin made a video on JC and how much of an fag he is. JCはダークハイエナ藩主 literally means JC is an Dark Hyena Lord. Fucking kike can’t even use Google Translate right.
 

Yukari Yakumo

The username is incorrect, I'm actually DIO
True & Honest Fan
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Dillin made a video on JC and how much of an fag he is. JCはダークハイエナ藩主 literally means JC is an Dark Hyena Lord. Fucking kike can’t even use Google Translate right.
At first I didn't notice it, but now I just realized that he's a Lion King fag too. :c
 

The soyalorian

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There isn't alot you can say about JC nor Sonic.exe other then the fact that he's a gay furry and he made a awful story that some poor soul made a game out of.

That's probably the reason why this thread is dead but there are somethings that haven't been brought up here yet.

First of all this is from the Sonic.exe remake, it threw me off at first cuz I always presumed JC was gay cuz of all the gay Lion king fan art he makes.

But I guess he could be bi, either way this is still weird furry shit.
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Also at the end of story it shows that Sonic.exe (X) is much like his creator.
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This whole remake was pretty hard to read cuz of how long and boring it is, it's much like the sequel in the way that it's just dumb real world bullshit when that's not the fans even care about.

There's a reason why any Sonic.exe story has a emphasis on the game and not the shitty real world, that goes for fan games as well where they make it so Sonic is possessed or some some bullshit so the video game stuff matters more.

On the note of Sonic.exe's fans and fan games.

Here's a clip of FishStickOnAStick talking about how he thinks the fandom doesn't feel bad for Sonic.exe.


And here's a whole video about how Sonic.exe was a good guy lol.


If you don't want to watch the video and want to summary then think of Steven Universe but with evil Sonic recolors.

Also if you're wondering what the fuck "Anti Sonic.dill" is then it was quite literally a story about ending all the shitty Sonic.exe stuff (art, fan games etc) it had Sonic.exe kill the storyteller at the end to trick retarded fans to stop....I think.

Here's a video of SomeOrdinaryGamers reading the story.


Anyways a group of Sonic.exe fans for some reason made a Super Sonic recolor "based" on the story with only similarity being the name.
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