Culture JDS Megathread - Jussay Smollett files fake hate crime report and gets away with it >:(

Chewy Suarez

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'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/01/29/entertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
 
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Malodorous Merkin

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Okay, so two racist crackers were walking around the "Trump country" of downtown Chicago at 2AM in arctic temperatures carrying a noose and bleach and wearing ski masks, and they happened to recognize an actor who plays an HIV-infected black gay character on an African American musical television drama(racist rednecks would surely watch such a show), and they called him out by name (racist rednecks would surely know a "Literally who?" gay black actor by name) put a noose around his neck, splashed bleach on him(to viciously ruin his wardrobe), and then gave him a tussling so severe that he managed to get himself to a hospital upright and walking.

That all makes perfect sense.

I'm sure all the details will be corroborated when absolutely no other witness to this national tragedy comes forward.

And the incident supposedly took place on the 300 block of Water Street. That's like four blocks from Navy Pier- smack dab in the heart of tourist country. Basically one of the safest streets, on the safest block, in the entire city. Exactly where two masked, noose-carrying racists peckerwoods would go to stalk their prey.

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It's like saying you got attacked by the KKK on Mainstreet USA in Disneyworld.

It could only be more ridiculous if he said it happened in the lobby of the Trump Tower.
 

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Malodorous Merkin

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My guess... he got lippy with two crazy street trannies(redundant- of course they're crazy, they're street trannies) they slapped the shit out of him, doused him in Boone's Farm, and stole his cellphone.

He doesn't want to be the chump who got rolled by street trannies, and so he made up a story that makes him a victim-hero of Orange Man's badness.
 

sasazuka

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A Chicago Police spokesperson is already denying TMZ's claim that the attackers shouted "This is MAGA country!"

Empire star Jussie Smollett is in the hospital after two people allegedly assaulted him on the streets of Chicago around 2:00 a.m. last night.

The police are investigating the attack as a hate crime, since the perpetrators reportedly made racist and homophobic slurs. Smollett is a gay black man.

Several media outlets referenced claims that appeared in TMZ's coverage of this matter, most notably that the perpetrators were white and yelled "this is MAGA country," as they attacked Smollett. But a spokesperson for the Chicago police denied having any information about the race and political views of the attackers.

"According to the victim, the offenders' faces were concealed," a police spokesperson told Reason. "We have no record indicating that [they shouted 'MAGA'], we only have record of them shouting racial and homophobic slurs at him."

Chicago police have also released a statement contradicting claims that Smollett identified his attackers' race and heard them shout "MAGA."

"We have no record of The MAGA Country comment," said the police in a statement. "We have racial and homophobic comments documented."

Until we know more, it would be wise to avoid making any sweeping generalizations about who to blame for this. The best course of action right now is to wish Smollett a speedy recovery and wait for better information.
 

Dracula's Spirit Animal

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Okay, so two racist crackers were walking around the "Trump country" of downtown ChicagoView attachment 652280 at 2AM in arctic temperatures carrying a noose and bleach and wearing ski masks, and they happened to recognize an actor who plays an HIV-infected black gay character on an African American musical television drama(racist rednecks would surely watch such a show), and they called him out by name (racist rednecks would surely know a black gay actor by name) put a noose around his neck, splashed bleach on him(to viciously ruin his wardrobe), and then gave him a tussling so severe, that he managed to get himself to a hospital upright and walking.

That all makes perfect sense.

I'm sure all the details will be corroborated when absolutely no other witness to this national tragedy comes forward.

And the incident supposedly took place on the 300 block of Water Street. That's like four blocks from Navy Pier- smack dab in the heart of tourist country. Basically one of the safest streets, on the safest block, in the entire city. Exactly where two masked, noose-carrying racists peckerwoods would go to stalk their prey.

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It's like saying you got attacked by the KKK on Mainstreet USA in Disneyworld.

It could only be more ridiculous if he said it happened in the front foyer of the Trump Tower.
tl;dr an unknown overly dramatic actor sick of others hogging spotlight with their #metoo drama, wants in on it too.
 

RJ MacReady

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I didn't believe this as soon as I didn't recognise the guy's name or the show he's on. If anyone was going to be targeted for a political beatdown, why would it be a lesser known actor nobody gives a shit about who conveniently only gets roughed up enough to walk away from what would've had to be a premeditated ambush?

Also, how the fuck do you find and jump a specific person at 2 AM in a city of 2.7 million unless you know them personally?
 
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MrLobe

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The most telling thing about this fake shit is how much this guy overestimated his fame because he's surrounded by (literal) cockriders all day every day. I've never met a single white person who revealed an ounce of awareness about Empire. I'm only reminded that it exists when it shows up on Hulu's ad rotation. It's clearly a black show that caters to a black audience, and he doesn't even appear to be a main character. He's a non-entity outside of Empire's tiny core audience.
 

Keystone

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Yeah this never happened. It's heartwarming in a way -- the demand for such cartoonishly evil racist attacks like this outweighs the actual supply which is likely near statistical zero. The latter would normally be cause for celebration but fuck trying to apply normal to [current year]
 

Malodorous Merkin

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The most telling thing about this fake shit is how much this guy overestimated his fame because he's surrounded by (literal) cockriders all day every day. I've never met a single white person who revealed an ounce of awareness about Empire. I'm only reminded that it exists when it shows up on Hulu's ad rotation. It's clearly a black show that caters to a black audience, and he doesn't even appear to be a main character. He's a non-entity outside of Empire's tiny core audience.
I seriously hadn't heard of the show before this "incident", and I had no idea who this guys was.
 
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