Will perform at weddings and funerals
Fucking huh? Buzzfeed did a thing regarding "softboy culture"?
He's doing very important investigative journalism, aka attempting to get free anal sex toys from manufacturers. Maybe he'll end up leaving video game reviewing entirely and just do reviews of things he can shove up his ass.
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The pros of shoving things up your ass in the name of ""journalism""; sex toy manufacturers can scope you out and let you test their products because they know you love shoving things into every hole you have. Apparently testing sex toys is a lucrative job though, so maybe he'll end up getting hired to test their products. But that's just me being .