Why doesn't Jed just shove the game up his ass and give us a review about how it feels to have it up his ass?
Oh, because he's fired from Destructoid, where he used to do it for free.
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Why doesn't Jed just shove the game up his ass and give us a review about how it feels to have it up his ass?
Oh, because he's fired from Destructoid, where he used to do it for free.
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Keep in mind that he may have paid for those amiibos & joycons himself, meaning that he's probably lost money on those articles..
I won't be surprised if we ever found that he's cheap enough to keep using them too.
Anonymus Fluhre
No man fears what he has seen grow
I take it Jed is still jobless since last time I checked this thread in August?
I assume he has some kind of day job but it's definitely not in writing. His LinkedIn claims he does IT work by day and is a "games journalist" by night.
Anonymus Fluhre
No man fears what he has seen grow
He doesn't seem like the type of guy who knows anything about IT work
Actual IT work? Probably not. Imaging laptops and plugging in VOIP phones? You could train a monkey to do that.
There's a reason most people in the industry look at helpdesk people with a degree of contempt.
Anonymus Fluhre
No man fears what he has seen grow
I see his training in computers came from Geek Squad so yeah...He doesn't know shit about computers or programs besides the basics.
BubbleButt
Slimin' Bellend
That sounds like the worst form of Batman.
GethN7
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All that means to me is that he shoves things up his ass by day and talks out of it by night.
I can totally believe that Jed makes a living by dressing as a clown and scaring the shit out of kids.
lol you sukc
Have a nice cup of tea
Wouldn't surprise me if he turned out to be John Gacy.
He's Buttman.
Echs Why Zed
R. Kelly Dindu Nuffin
He even has his own Buttarang, which is a joystick.
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Portajohn
Are you still being followed by the teenage FBI?
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You know that IMC put that video up just so he would get DMCA'ed by Jedders Pedders. What a tryhard.
I bet that video was the Jedders Pedders one. What a cuck..
anti-KF legal threats when?
That would require Jed to have been talented at any time in the past.
Jed can't even say he made good music before. He's never made anything that wasn't clickbait that everyone hated.
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