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I tripped and fell down a rabbit hole last night. This picture of Gottfried in the German surplus jacket has been bugging me for a few days. So I started looking around while Rackets was reading superchats.
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Jeffery Allen /Gottfired Roser /Grandmaster Roser /Talon Combat System /Roser Martial Arts Center
3932 Dickens Dr Plano, TX 75023
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The first thing I found was a now-deleted blog that made fun of martial arts tryhards.
GOTTFRIED ROSER AKA JEFF ALLEN: HAPKIDO GUY OR FRAUD?

"The world's foremost talented, skilled, and highly educated Korean JuJutsu instructor. CQC/CQB" - Gottfried Roser
Whew!!!! there is something that smells like bullshit in Plano, Texas and I can smell it from here.....Anytime you make the sort of claim like Gottfried Roser above.....you might want to make sure people actually know who the fuck blazes you are, otherwise you're just a loud mouth idiot, a wannabe or just yet another fucking all around lying douche nozzle. Yep the martial arts unfortunately is home to the martial art instructor con and all its forms, from embellishments in rank to self promotion and advertising. Some like Gottfried Roser aka Jeff Allen run it by the numbers.

"I am a combat experienced military veteran the majority of my adult life, worked law enforcement with Homeland Security and lived in Korea & Japan for 10 years where I was attacked almost everyday in the streets by knife wielding GangPae(Yakuza)." -Gottfried Roser

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof....Thats the nature of the martial arts business. Some pull off their bullshit for awhile bit sooner or later they get called out. The best and only response is to simply back up your claims with proof i.e credentials...not just boastful diatribe. Gottfried Roser aka Jeff Allen seemingly can't provide proof of ANY of what he claims and offers no credentials. Roser/Allen was asked to provide some proof of what he boasts online, however, he choose to evade questions that normally anyone would ask about ANY Martial arts instructor. What is so difficult about showing your credentials? Answer: Nothing. Roser/Allens appear to be non existant, a fabrication, nothing more than smoke and mirrors....and using different aliases is an indication that they are hiding something.

Under the name Gottfried Roser he claims to be the President of his own "World Renowned" federation. Though this might impress some who aren't familiar with the shady practices of some instructors. It's an area of concern for others who are familiar. Roser could very well promote himself, "inflate" and embellish his own rank under his other name Jeff Allen and most wouldn't be the wiser to it.

Another claim that Roser/Allen makes is that he trains military and law enforcement personel. Every other tactical and combatives instructor I know who does actually work with Military and LE groups has no problems proving that they do or showing their qaulifications for purposes of verification. They damn sure don't go around SAYING they do it in secret....BIG RED FLAG THERE! There isn't a single picture of him actually training any of these types.



Several of Roser/Allen's advertising practises are extremely shady, embellishing and misleading. A ploy to trick and fool the unsuspecting and unknowing potential student. When asked about his background and other practices dealing with his school Roser/Allen was purposely vague and avoidant and blocked those inquiring about proof of his qaulifications. Rosier even complained later on his on facebook page about being bullied. All this drama in lieu of showing his credentials and qualifications.....something isn't right in Plano, Texas.



Bottom line here is that someone who boasts like this and then has literally no way to verify their expertise is a person to stay away from. Not being able to answer or verify certain things is common practice for a fraud its definitely sign of fraudelent advertising. There is enough here in the case of Roser/Allen to indicate that something just isn't ringing true about him and his Roser Martial arts Academy.

Using an alias is normally done to hide something about a person's background, a criminal record, maybe the guy owes money or just simply isn't the qualified instructor they claim to be. In any case the use of aliases makes it difficult to verify anything about the instructor. Lucy! You got sum explaining to do!

There was an instructor here locally who bounced his location around alot. He would be in one location for several months then close down and pop up in another. The guy would use an alias, a diffrent name, rename his school each time. Come to find out the instructor would get himself evicted for not paying his rent, stiffing his lease holder for months and months of unpaid rent. This reflected badly on the other martial arts instructors in the area. There was even another who had a after school program for kids he used an alias to hide his arrest record which would have prevented him from having an after school program. So the use of an alias doesn't reflect well for those in the know.

The pictures he posts to help advertise for his school on his fb pages all appear to be random pictures he found from other websites from instructors or organizations who actually train military and LE personel, misleadingly giving the impression that he works closely with them when in actuality he probably doesnt. He currently uses a picture from Blauer Tactical suspiciously Tony Blauers name was cropped out the ad( pictures below). One can plainly see Roser/Allen uses Tony Blauers intellectual property and trade marked system to advertise his own school. Most would not have caught this but I personally am a Spear system instructor with Blauer tactical.



Back in 2002 in an open public forum Roser/Allen was challenged and questioned about his statements regarding his lineage and technique and found to be utterly full of shit. He even backpedaled from his statements and promised to correct and make revisions to his claims. Roser/Allen has known full well from at least 2002 that his Authentic Hapkido jibberish was utter nonsense - but despite that fact has obviously continued with it never the less.

Allen claimed that his teacher a ninth dan trained with Choi in Hapkido starting in 1949. The fact of the matter is Alllen's instructor never trained under Choi, Yong Sul, never got a ninth dan, or even it appears an eighth dan and essentially was an Aikido instructor of some minimal standing. Allen has backhanded and downplayed many other Hapkido practitioners while knowing full well that he has been lying and deliberately misleading or trying to mislead anyone who reads or listens to his martial arts tripe..

For those unfamiliar with Hapkido, it is a Korean art, but created by someone who lived in Japan and studied under the founder of aikido. So it is not strange that a lot of the throws of aikido can be found in Hapkido. But it is a new art and not just another form of aikido because some traditional strikes and kicks from Korean arts were added in. Hapkido is a well- rounded art of striking and throws.

Years ago in different martial arts forums such as e-Budo, Roser tried to say that there were no kicks in Hapkido until he was shown a video of the founder doing them. It is strange that a man who claims to have trained at the heart of Hapkido and achieved its highest levels of skill would be unaware of this basic fact. The videos of him on Youtube seem more like the flow drills of aikido, without the kicks or strikes that are indeed associated with Hapkido. Speaking of which, even the kanji in the background of his video says aikido. It may be the same as used in Korea, but it is a red flag to me. Add to this his use of a name other than Hapkido for what he did for years and you can understand the suspicion surrounding his claims.

His video isn't bad, but it is a typical example of a compliant uke. No resistance and chreographed but not even remotely realistic. It would be good for demonstration of something, but not as a combat example....which is of course strange considering Gottfried/Roser's claims of being a CQB instructor teaching military personnel.

Roser/Allen posted on his on fb that he has no problems with these embellishments....I think that his actions might go beyond misleading embellishments and more into the realm of plagiarism or copyright/trademark infringement for which he could be liable for damages for, but I'm no attorney.

For me it's abundantly clear Roser/Allen isn't what he claims....his claims are highly suspect...his advertising is shady, misleading and cholesterol full of embellishment...... more than.enough to prove to me that he certainly isn't what he claims to be nor is he a combatives guy who trains the military and LE personel. Its obvious that what he actually does is more of a strip mall dojo aikido and not like what you would see in Korea....its certainly not Hapkido. I would love to see this guy walk in to an open mat with his "strip mall dojo aikido" and actually roll with someone, a judo guy, an actual combatives guy, he would get his ass handed to him very quickly.....NUFF SAID.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180603164315/http://ninjerkiller.blogspot.com/

Then I found this as part of another martial arts blog post.
Recently I had a run in on Facebook with a guy calling himself Gottfried Rosler. His real name is Jeff Allen. During a discussion about someone on PCP being shot by the police, he said he teaches officers to deal with such suspects without weapons. When I answered a typically sarcastic response, he shot back, "I am a combat experienced military veteran the majority of my adult life, worked law enforcement with Homeland Security and lived in Korea & Japan for 10 years where I was attacked almost everyday in the streets by knife wielding GangPae(Yakuza)."

The math comes to about 3000 knife attacks. When I called him on it, in a group called BS Martial Arts, he went ballistic. He broke every rule he could and did all the things we associate with frauds. I ended up blocking him after a few harassing messages sent my way.

But that is the thing, when you act like a fraud you attract attention from others. Gottfried had no problem with the rules, or what we did at BSMA for years. He even sent me a note a few years back trying to sic me on someone. Yet, when his comment is challenge he reverses himself and starts yelling himself horse.

So, people started looking into his background and claims and found they were pretty dubious. A friend put together the following blog,

https://ninjerkiller.blogspot.com/2018/05/gottfried-roser-aka-jeff-allen-hapkido.html?m=1

The responses are pretty telling. Gottfried tries to intimidate everyone with threats of various sorts. Claiming to be a private investigator, he says he is going to run background checks on us all. I am told that such an action for personal use is a crime. And of course he does what we expect most frauds to do when he made the following statement.

“Grandmaster Roser has never done anything to you guys accept post a funny thing on the internet that you guys blew out of proportion and now you'll be hearing from the lawyers. You can either remove this from the Internet or receive a letter from our lawyers to cease-and-desist or be taken into a civil court for libel and slander if this happens to affect his business or reputation in anyway, online or in real life. I hope you really enjoy slandering people that you have no idea about. Therefore, we strongly suggest you remove this from the internet immediately as it has already been forwarded to a private investigator and to our lawyers.”

Incidentally, the above seems to be written by Gottfried referring to himself in the third person.

What gets me is that anyone that has spent as much time at BSMA as Gottfried has should know that we view threats of a lawsuit as prima facto evidence that the person is a fraud and is trying to hide something in his past. They fear the truth being spread. And such threats have little chance of ever coming to pass.

Threatening a lawsuit with the guys at BSMA is like throwing chum to the sharks. Now there are dozens of people looking into his background and setting up blogs and such, many outside the country.

Whatever the truth really is, Gottfried’s behavior and silly statements about his abilities did him in. Yes, it looks like a lot of what he says is bunk, even going so far as to falsify student endorsements, fibbing about his military service and of course making up stories about facing knife wielding gangsters on a daily basis. But we have seen that people that act like he do aren’t honest and trustworthy people. He was fine with us going after others, even encouraging me to go after someone I suspect was a local rival to his business. But when his statement was questioned, he started a chain of events that will probably keep going for a long time as people keep looking deeper and deeper into his ludicrous claims.

If he had laughed and tried to explain things calmly, we would have listened. Too late for that now.
https://archive.fo/BumMT

Then I found a hilarious youtube video posted back in March. Gottfried made a threatening phone call to Bohdi Sanders. Sanders is another martial arts teacher with his own questionable credentials.



Jeff has operated two martial arts enterprises. The one mentioned in the article @Army Burger found, Roser Martial Arts Center seems to be your standard strip mall dojo. If it actually exists.

Roser Martial Arts Center
3166 W Parker Rd
Plano, TX 75075
Street view of the strip mall from December 2018.
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Tax records
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This is the mailing address
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Its a rental
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https://www.collincad.org/propertysearch?prop=334980

Before his current dojo, he created Talon Combat System. Various company profiles state they are a government contractor that specializes in training Mil/LE in "combatives". I have been unable to find tax records for this venture.

Talon Combat System
3300 W Parker Rd
Plano, TX 75075

Street view, again from December 2018.
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If it looks like a school, that's because it is. Bethany Christian School

Echo Sec LLC
Our boy Jeff is CEO and stakeholder in a security company. Both Jeff and Echo Sec itself present themselves as high speed contractors, but in reality they are low level armed guards. As part of maintaining this illusion the company rents an office-in-a-box with a fancy address when the owner lives in a double wide.
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The weirdest part of the SOS paperwork is that google puts 2763 Farm Road 2560 at a nice looking house, but bing and realtor.com show the mailing address as the double wide 750' to the south. Hopkins County Texas hasn't entered the 21st century yet, so no GIS map for me dig into.
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Despite Jeff's claims of being a high speed something or other, his military record is very bland. He left the chair force as an Airmen 1st Class 5.5 years in. Several people with more knowledge than me believe this indicates he was busted 1-2 ranks at some point. Unfornatuely, that information is not available from a FIOA request. Thanks to @AprilRains for providing the first version and @ShortRound for filing a request for our boy Jeff's records.
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Jeff got so assblasted he emailed @Null legal threats using the name of a "Dog Bite Lawyer". During a Mad at the Internet stream, Null decides to give Jeffy a call

Phone call begins at 1:08:48


Red Warrior Entertainment LLC / Dr Ronald D. Pate
Jeff's facebook says he is Director of Corporate Security for Red Warrior Entertainment.
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Red Warrior's partially operational website describes itself as a multi-national casino owned by Dr Ronald D. Pate. Searching the company name returns lots of articles from questionable sources about Tonga granting the company a gambling license.
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Problem #1- Gambling is illegal in Tonga. Problem #2- The government of Tonga said they had no idea Pate wanted to build a casino.
Red Warrior Entertainment and its American owner announced the Tongan cabinet had given it a gaming license. Source: 1 NEWS
It follows yesterday's announcement by an American group that it has been granted the country's first gaming licence.
Red Warrior Entertainment and its American Indian owner Ronald Pate offer religion, gambling and film-making, promising much.
"We want to let everyone know that we're going to create a slate of 12 Indian films," Mr Pate said.
But they're delivering little. There's sparse information about his self-proclaimed multinational company.
1 NEWS tried to ring Mr Pate but the numbers provided go to a message service. For a company which works around the world in a number of countries it's surprisingly hard to make contact with anyone, 1 NEWS Pacific correspondent Barbara Dreaver reported.
"I think it's very dubious. Unless there are other organisations with the same name that I couldn't find, I think it would lead one to be suspicious," said Professor Max Abbott of AUT's Gambling Research Centre.
The company yesterday announced the Tongan cabinet had given it a national master gaming licence, even quoting the cabinet decision number.
But today the Government said it has rejected the request for a gaming system as it's illegal in Tonga.
"Government in Tonga has said they haven't given them permission to set up a casino. So it's a little ambiguous as to what's going on," Professor Abbott said.
But it appears the Government has given Red Warrior Entertainment approval for a development project which includes building hotels.
Tonga's churches are condemning any prospect of gambling being part of that.
"The Free Wesleyan Church) does not support casino and gambling. That's not our Christian belief. We will have social problems, problems seen with people overseas," said Reverend Tevita Haukinima, Free Wesleyan Church treasurer.
https://archive.fo/TppRL

Red Warrior Entertainment LLC is currently inactive
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What's this? Looks like he lives with his mom and maybe an aunt.
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https://www.collincad.org/propertysearch?prop=2537278&year=2019

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Red Warrior Entertainment is also a business registered in Delaware. Isn't Delaware the place to incorporate holding companies without going offshore?
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I had to go back to work half way through writing this. If I've messed something up let me know. I can't link to any of the Secretary of State stuff as the url only points to a general search.

e: Thanks to @Pineapple_On_Pizza and @Crippled Eagle for digging into Echo Sec. Sorry it took me a week to do this edit. What started as a long day ended as a rough week.
 
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GlueStick

Misunderstood
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Just like the other people who tried to defame me on the internet, you also will be dealt with legally. Those people's sites have all been shut down for a reason. My attorneys are already busy gathering all the information on this site which you have released which includes my personal home photo and address along with investigating this site and all who have posted anything about me. A police report has been filed and will be forwarded to the FBI for further federal investigation. I have messaged the moderator of this site to have any information regarding me taken down and to no avail. It is still here. I am telling you, this time you have pissed of the wrong person.
Maybe you guys ought to look up what military intelligent people in HUMINT/SR do for a living. Now my family in danger because of your stupidity of releasing my personal home address and photos of my daughter's school out in a public forum. AGAIN! I have to move my daughter to a new school to hide her from harm You guys are damn idiots. You have caused me harm off-site. REMOVE MY INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY. I AM NOT ASKING.
Gottfried Roser/Jeffrey Allen
 

5t3n0g0ph3r

Resident Archivist
kiwifarms.net
Just like the other people who tried to defame me on the internet, you also will be dealt with legally. Those people's sites have all been shut down for a reason. My attorneys are already busy gathering all the information on this site which you have released which includes my personal home photo and address along with investigating this site and all who have posted anything about me. A police report has been filed and will be forwarded to the FBI for further federal investigation. I have messaged the moderator of this site to have any information regarding me taken down and to no avail. It is still here. I am telling you, this time you have pissed of the wrong person.
Maybe you guys ought to look up what military intelligent people in HUMINT/SR do for a living. Now my family in danger because of your stupidity of releasing my personal home address and photos of my daughter's school out in a public forum. AGAIN! I have to move my daughter to a new school to hide her from harm You guys are damn idiots. You have caused me harm off-site. REMOVE MY INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY. I AM NOT ASKING.
Gottfried Roser/Jeffrey Allen
@emspex @Null
We need some tard control with this sperg, unless you can verify that is either Monica Rial or Ron Toye.
 

GlueStick

Misunderstood
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Amazing. Of course Moronica had to hire some internet tough guy for the signing in Frisco.
The slanderous and lying website above was shut down because they were sued and I showed up at their martial arts school to only have them run away and call the police to save them, well they didn't save them. Welcome to the battle for my professional reputation. My attorneys are already on this as well as the local police who will forward all information about me on this forum to the FBI for federal investigation. Remove any information posted about me immediately! You fools have cause grave damage to my family by posting my personal information. You have caused off-site damage to my wife and kids.
 

RodgerDodger

kiwifarms.net
Just like the other people who tried to defame me on the internet, you also will be dealt with legally. Those people's sites have all been shut down for a reason. My attorneys are already busy gathering all the information on this site which you have released which includes my personal home photo and address along with investigating this site and all who have posted anything about me. A police report has been filed and will be forwarded to the FBI for further federal investigation. I have messaged the moderator of this site to have any information regarding me taken down and to no avail. It is still here. I am telling you, this time you have pissed of the wrong person.
Maybe you guys ought to look up what military intelligent people in HUMINT/SR do for a living. Now my family in danger because of your stupidity of releasing my personal home address and photos of my daughter's school out in a public forum. AGAIN! I have to move my daughter to a new school to hide her from harm You guys are damn idiots. You have caused me harm off-site. REMOVE MY INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY. I AM NOT ASKING.
Gottfried Roser/Jeffrey Allen
OK I'll bite... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
 

Fannyscum

Bullshit Artist
kiwifarms.net
The slanderous and lying website above was shut down because they were sued and I showed up at their martial arts school to only have them run away and call the police to save them, well they didn't save them. Welcome to the battle for my professional reputation.
I think you'll find if you show up at our martial arts school we won't be so easy to push-over.
 

Pope of Degeneracy

WOOOOOOOOO! *rails fat line*
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Just like the other people who tried to defame me on the internet, you also will be dealt with legally. Those people's sites have all been shut down for a reason. My attorneys are already busy gathering all the information on this site which you have released which includes my personal home photo and address along with investigating this site and all who have posted anything about me. A police report has been filed and will be forwarded to the FBI for further federal investigation. I have messaged the moderator of this site to have any information regarding me taken down and to no avail. It is still here. I am telling you, this time you have pissed of the wrong person.
Maybe you guys ought to look up what military intelligent people in HUMINT/SR do for a living. Now my family in danger because of your stupidity of releasing my personal home address and photos of my daughter's school out in a public forum. AGAIN! I have to move my daughter to a new school to hide her from harm You guys are damn idiots. You have caused me harm off-site. REMOVE MY INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY. I AM NOT ASKING.
Gottfried Roser/Jeffrey Allen
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 

Save the Loli

kiwifarms.net
The slanderous and lying website above was shut down because they were sued and I showed up at their martial arts school to only have them run away and call the police to save them, well they didn't save them. Welcome to the battle for my professional reputation. My attorneys are already on this as well as the local police who will forward all information about me on this forum to the FBI for federal investigation. Remove any information posted about me immediately! You fools have cause grave damage to my family by posting my personal information. You have caused off-site damage to my wife and kids.
Is your name GlueStick because that's what you huff to give you your miraculous mall ninja powers?
 

GlueStick

Misunderstood
kiwifarms.net
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
no one has 300 confirmed kills idiot.
Come get me mother fucker......I'll be waiting.
Thanks for threatening me with physical violence on the internet dink.
You're digging your own legal hole.
What was your BUDS class number numb nuts? I can look it up for you and push it forward to the plankholders.

I think you'll find if you show up at our martial arts school we won't be so easy to push-over.
Come get some.
 

Pope of Degeneracy

WOOOOOOOOO! *rails fat line*
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
no one has 300 confirmed kills idiot.
Come get me mother fucker......I'll be waiting.
Thanks for threatening me with physical violence on the internet dink.
You're digging your own legal hole.
What was your BUDS class number numb nuts? I can look it up for you and push it forward to the plankholders.
I'm Don Shipley bruh
 
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