Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him


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I read up a bit and the consensus on pol is that this is some edgy art project that rears its head whenever someone googles an email from a leak such as epsteins black book or wikileaks, there are two pages tagged with epstein that have names and not collection/number in them
But when you put in numbers at the end of that url like the op said, it takes you to various government shit. I typed in 666 in the end (Excepting to see something creepy, was incredibly disappointed) and it was an article about some fighter plane warp drive shit. Seems like a LOT of dedication to be a LARP


But when you put in numbers at the end of that url like the op said, it takes you to various government shit. I typed in 666 in the end (Excepting to see something creepy, was incredibly disappointed) and it was an article about some fighter plane warp drive shit. Seems like a LOT of dedication to be a LARP
yeah well okay the method of putting in numbers takes you to documents, by clicking the original link found by googling Ghislaine's email is where you can find all the creepy shit


What the fuck when you go to the site
And click past the weird homeland pic hit don’t click
It’s a dox of a lot of people including trump
Yeah they're all people that are or were involved with the Trump administration. Bannon, Flynn, Priebus, Don Mcghan are all on there. The email address listed in green text on the main page are all email addresses of celebrities & public figures

This honestly creeps me the hell out. I feel bad for schizo people who have to deal with insane shit like this in their heads all day and cant turn it off

edit: looks like that particular page was created in 2017 https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://octagon.lhohq.info/exploit-nomophobia.html
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It’s just a dumb porno scene where a woman has a pussy for a mouth. Bad latex job is the worst thing about it.

I turned on my nightstand lamp for that?
Pussy mouth is my trigger. 🤮 In all seriousness, it's nowhere close to the worst you'll see on the internet. You're still better off not clicking it.

Didn't actually visit octagon.lhohq.info but typed it into archive.li.

Wayback Machine from September 14, 2013 captured the dancing lady: https://web.archive.org/web/20130914080359/http://octagon.lhohq.info/
"LAUGHING HORSES ORIFICE" Bronies please respond.

I can't guess the intent of whoever made this glow-in-the-dark website. Bury your information in junk data, and the intended recipients already know how to filter out the "edgy LARP" stuff or decode it. Everybody else is just playing with red string and corkboard.
While we're on the topic of unsettling mysteries, have a numbers station:

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AP News: The Latest: Epstein guards suspected of falsifying logs
The Latest: Epstein guards suspected of falsifying logs

NEW YORK (AP) — The Latest on the aftermath of Jeffrey Epstein's death (all times local):

10:05 p.m.

A person familiar with the probe of Jeffrey Epstein's death at a federal jail says guards are suspected of falsifying log entries to show they were checking on inmates in his unit every half hour, when they actually weren't.

Epstein is believed to have killed himself early Saturday at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York, where he was awaiting trial in a sex trafficking case.

Surveillance video reviewed after the death showed guards never made some of the checks noted in the log, according to the person familiar with the investigation.

The person wasn't authorized to disclose information and spoke to The Associated Press Tuesday on condition of anonymity.

The Justice Department said earlier Tuesday that two guards assigned to watch Epstein had been placed on administrative leave.

- By Michael R. Sisak


9:15 p.m.

The federal Bureau of Prisons has sent a suicide reconstruction team to the jail where Jeffrey Epstein took his own life to analyze how and why it happened.

That's according to a Justice Department official who spoke to The Associated Press on Tuesday. The person wasn't authorized to discuss the matter publicly and spoke to the AP on condition of anonymity.

The official said the team of psychologists arrived Tuesday at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York. They are expected to reconstruct the scene, analyze why Epstein took his own life and look at how it happened.

The FBI and the Justice Department's inspector general are investigating Epstein's death. The official says Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen is being briefed by the FBI every three hours.

- By Michael Balsamo


2:35 p.m.

The Justice Department says two guards assigned to watch Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself in jail have been placed on administrative leave.

The department says in a statement Tuesday that the warden at the Metropolitan Correctional Center has also been temporarily reassigned to an office post pending the outcome of two investigations. Both the FBI and the Justice Department's inspector general are investigating Epstein's death.

Attorney General William Barr has expressed outrage that Epstein was able to take his own life Saturday while under the care of the federal Bureau of Prisons while the inmate was facing sex trafficking charges.

The Justice Department says the warden of another facility in upstate New York has been named the acting warden at MCC. The Department says it will take additional personnel action as warranted.


12:40 p.m.

A member of the Senate Judiciary Committee says the Justice Department should "rip up" a decade-old plea agreement that protects some of Jeffrey Epstein's associates from being prosecuted for their alleged role in supplying him with teenage girls.

The 2008 deal allowed Epstein to avoid a lengthy prison sentence by pleading guilty to lesser state charges. It also shields several of his associates from prosecution.

Federal prosecutors said when they charged Epstein that the Florida deal doesn't apply to prosecutors in New York.

Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse, who heads the panel's oversight subcommittee, asked Attorney General William Barr to confirm it is no longer binding following Epstein's suicide.

A Justice Department official who spoke on the condition of anonymity says Barr has recused himself from any review of the 2008 plea deal involved in the federal investigation into Epstein.

-By Michael Balsamo


12:10 a.m.

Amid revelations about Jeffrey Epstein's death, authorities have intensified inquiries into what went wrong at the jail and who could still face charges in his case.

A person familiar with the matter says Epstein was supposed to have been checked on by a guard about every 30 minutes. But investigators have learned those checks weren't done for several hours before Epstein was found Saturday.

That person wasn't authorized to discuss the matter publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.

Additionally, Serene Gregg, president of the American Federation of Government Employees Local 3148, tells The Washington Post that one of the guards assigned to Epstein's unit wasn't a correctional officer, but a fill-in who had been pressed into service.

In the criminal case, authorities are seemingly turning their attention to those who knew about Epstein's penchant for underage girls.

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Management of Savagery
Nobody has any reason to want him alive. Its so much simpler to kill him. The FBI is still up in his shit, so what does he have to offer?
Not releasing all of the blackmail material he has stored up? His friends in his organization knowing that, they too will be saved when its their time on the gallows? "Get caught - get merc'd" only works the first time. After that, the next one blabs.


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AP News: The Latest: Epstein guards suspected of falsifying logs

The NYT is saying they were "asleep". Suuuuuure, they both just happened to doze off when he "killed himself".

Jeffrey Epstein Death: 2 Guards Slept Through Checks and Falsified Records
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/13/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-jail-officers.html (http://archive.fo/OHxEn)
The two guards who were in the jail unit where Jeffrey Epstein apparently killed himself fell asleep and failed to check on him for about three hours, then falsified records to cover up their mistake, a law enforcement official and a prison official said on Tuesday.

Those disclosures came as the two guards were placed on administrative leave and the warden of the jail, the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, was temporarily reassigned, pending the outcome of the investigation into Mr. Epstein’s death, the Justice Department announced.

The two correctional officers in the special housing unit where Mr. Epstein was held — 9 South — falsely recorded in a log that they had checked on the financier, who was facing sex trafficking charges, every 30 minutes, as was required, the officials said. Such false entries in an official log could constitute a federal crime.

In fact, the guards had been asleep for some or all of the three hours, the officials said.

The attorney general, William P. Barr, on Monday ordered the Justice Department’s inspector general to look into how Mr. Epstein had managed to commit suicide while in custody and why he had been taken off a suicide watch 12 days earlier.

“We will get to the bottom of what happened,” Mr. Barr said.

The warden, Lamine N’Diaye, will be transferred to a Bureau of Prison office in Philadelphia while the F.B.I. and the Justice Department’s inspector general conduct inquiries. The Justice Department said in a statement that it might take additional punitive actions.

The guards discovered Mr. Epstein, 66, dead in his cell in at the Metropolitan Correctional Center at 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, officials said. He had apparently hanged himself with a bedsheet, likely fastening the sheet to a top bunk and pitching himself forward, law-enforcement and prison officials said.

Mr. Epstein had been awaiting trial on charges he had sexually abused scores of teenage girls at his mansions in Manhattan and Palm Beach, Fla.

He had apparently tried to commit suicide once before, on July 23, shortly after he was denied bail, which resulted in him being placed on suicide watch, prison officials familiar with the incident have said.

Six days later, prison officials determined that he was no longer a threat to his own life and returned him to a cell in the 9 South housing unit with another inmate, officials said. That inmate was later transferred out of the cell, leaving Mr. Epstein alone on Friday night.

Though it is standard practice to house people who have recently been taken off suicide watch with another person, the prison did not replace Mr. Epstein’s cellmate.

The Justice Department, which oversees the Bureau of Prisons, did not immediately identify the two correctional officers who were placed on administrative leave.

Two prison officials familiar with the incident said the two guards had not looked in on Mr. Epstein for about three hours before he was found.

One of the guards was a former correctional officer who had taken a different position at the detention center that did not involve overseeing detainees. He had been pressed into service again as a guard because of a staff shortage and was working on overtime, a law enforcement official and an employee at the jail said.
The second officer, a woman who was assigned to that wing, had been ordered to work overtime because the jail was short staffed.

James Petrucci, the warden at a federal prison in Otisville, N.Y., has been named acting warden of the Manhattan jail, officials said.

Some union leaders for prison workers expressed dismay about Mr. Barr’s decision to allow the warden to continue working, even as the two staff members were placed on leave.

“It makes me angry that they reassigned the warden,” said Jose Rojas, an official in the prison employees’ union and a teacher at the Coleman prison complex in Sumterville, Fla. “They didn’t put him on administrative leave like the others. The warden made the call to take Epstein off suicide watch and to remove his cellmate. That is egregious.”

Since Saturday, Mr. Barr has been briefed multiple times a day on the inquiries into Mr. Epstein’s death, a Justice Department official said.

In addition to the investigations by the Justice Department, the inspector general and the F.B.I., two other reviews of Mr. Epstein’s death were underway, a Justice Department official said.

A team of psychologists from the Bureau of Prisons visited the Manhattan jail on Tuesday to review each step of the decision to take Mr. Epstein off suicide watch.

On Wednesday, an “after-action team” — led by the bureau’s Southeast regional director — is scheduled to be at the prison to determine whether employees and officials followed protocols in the days and weeks before Mr. Epstein died, the official said.

Mr. Epstein’s death has drawn sharp criticism from Republican and Democratic lawmakers.

On Monday, the chairman and ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee sent a letter to the acting director of the Bureau of Prisons, Hugh Hurwitz, demanding answers about how Mr. Epstein could have been unsupervised long enough to take his own life.

The letter said Mr. Epstein’s apparent suicide had brought to light “severe miscarriages” or deficiencies in how inmates are managed at the jail and had “allowed the deceased to ultimately evade facing justice.”
It was signed by Representatives Jerrold Nadler, a New York Democrat, and Doug Collins, a Georgia Republican.

Mr. Nadler and Mr. Collins demanded that the Bureau of Prisons hand over by Aug. 21 any details about Mr. Epstein’s mental health evaluations and his housing, as well as the bureau’s protocols for handling inmates considered at risk of suicide.

They also requested to be told how Mr. Epstein was being monitored and what the surveillance cameras may have recorded in or near Mr. Epstein’s cell.

At the same time, Senator Ben Sasse, a Nebraska Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, urged Mr. Barr on Tuesday to rip up an agreement federal prosecutors in Florida had reached with Mr. Epstein in 2008 that shielded not only him, but also any other co-conspirators who may have helped him lure teenage girls into prostitution.

“This crooked deal cannot stand,” Mr. Sasse said in his letter.


Theory: Okay I'm starting to think this was a case of general incompetence that clearly shows the average iq is 90, epstein was removed from suicide watch because rather than attempting suicide he told the prison staff that he was attacked (regardless of the reality), if the guards were uninformed and plain dumb I could see how they could want to take a nap, I wouldn't be surprised to find that these guards take naps regularly, they did what they always do and epstein did the deed

Of course this doesn't discontinue the possibility that these guards were ''convinced'' to take a nap but if there is prior conduct of them doing this, then it could also be something that would have happened irrespective of whether or not they were convinced, but the biggest problem in this theory are the cameras, according to this guy and another guy earlier in the thread the cameras are extremely reliable and its very suspect that they malfunctioned at such an opportune moment, however, its not impossible.


Okay guys wanna see some really freaky shit? I saw this on 4chan and verified it myself if you google ghislaines email address thats in here

A site that has octagon in its url pops up, its very spoopy images like this
there are a bunch of emails in the background and you can click a lot of times and I find trumps numbers, sessions numbers I clicked enough and found spoopy alien shit
at first it looks like a LARP or an ARG but a lot of this information checks out and apparently this side was made 6 years ago

EDIT; Just found out this for those who aren't afraid what you do is you put in the url http://octagon.lhohq.info/collection/ and at the end put in whatever numbers you want, for example if I do this http://octagon.lhohq.info/collection/1337 it pulls up a a document that's titled ''A thousand days and nights of torture The systematic torture and abuse of Moazzam Begg a british citizen by the united states of america''

EDIT; I put in a number of 1000000000000 and it still pulled up a result
It appears to be some art stuff.

Firstly the emails in the background are from a celeb contact list the original Guccifer leaked. It's available on Cryptome (which was basically Wikileaks before Wikileaks but somehow gets no attention).

The mp3 in the page has metadata saying "America Jones's Album".

Googling for that leads here: https://americajones.blogspot.com/ His links and profile confirm links to LHOHQ.

One of the links goes to http://appliedchaosdynamicscontrolassociation.net/

Googling for that domain shows lots more "art" subdomains such as http://liberarium.appliedchaosdynamicscontrolassociation.net/ The author on this blog is called "Dmitry Myaskovsky".

Googling for him leads you to here: https://dmitrymyaskovskyart.wordpress.com/

The footer links to LHOHQ and his Flickr profile which seems legit: https://www.flickr.com/people/immanuelwilliams/

He also links to this satire news site and going by the art style I'm guessing he does the illustrations: http://exiledonline.com/ They're apparently a continuation of this out of print newspaper: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_eXile

Once you put "Dmitry Myaskovsky" and "LHOHQ" together you see 4chan figured it out at least as early as 2014: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/37351248/#37357650


On this page he seems to like linking to places that reference him (lots of links to 4chan): http://lhohq.appliedchaosdynamicscontrolassociation.net/

One of the links goes to this Reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2y2tbp/serious_nsfw_what_is_the_absolute_creepiest_thing/cp63rzl/

Which links to the original Above Top Secret post from 2007 that appears to the origin of the story about the guy finding the weird symbol: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread286926/pg1

Notice how he says it was found on a noticeboard in Milwaukee and Dmitry is in many Milwaukee groups on Flickr.


The two images on the left of the lhohq.info homepage:

Are cropped out of this image Dmitry commented on:

Then you can find more matching images from this artist that Dmitry has used:

Though I noticed this last image references LHOHQ itself and checking the artist's about links back as well: https://www.flickr.com/people/pervasive_distributed_computing/

So maybe this is Dmitry too.


If you Google for the gibberish occupation on this Flickr profile "PSOHPHQWLHUXQJVSUR" you get some PDF results which don't seem actually contain the phrase. Turns out it's "implementierungspro" or "implementation process" in the Arial CID font. I wonder if he uses this technique elsewhere.

If you Google for some of the names mentioned on http://acdca.appliedchaosdynamicscontrolassociation.net/ you start to turn up more Flickr profiles:

Another photo match:

More names:

It just keeps going ... but it seems like either 4chan or Voat have been here before. This is a bonus because when you search for these links and names you get to see what they've found too.

One thing they found is an "america jones" asking for help and linking to a Photobucket called "lulabellpetunia": http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?t=495319

Unfortunately all the galleries are now private so they're not easily browsable but the "lulabellpetunia" brings us to "america jones" posting on ATS: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread297111/pg8

Notice how "America Jones" joined ATS 25 days before "AlexM" found the "LHOHQ" logo but didn't actually post until 7 days later. I'm going to assume they're the same person seeding their project. But now I'm less convinced that Dmitry is the real person.

4chan seemed to think it was some guy called David Witzling: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/100196458/ His CV fits but I'm not sure how this guy made the final link? Then again a bunch of the stuff seems to have been scrubbed since 2016 which in itself is odd considering this web of content...

David Witzling's profile on the University of Wisconsin's website: https://people.uwm.edu/davidrw3/

Which links to his resume: http://drw.frametheweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/witzling-resume-hyperlinks-feb-2019.pdf

http://frametheweb.com definitely seems in the same style is LHOHQ.

Check the source... it's the same super out of date HTML 4.01 crap. What's this invisible link to "EULA.ZIP": http://frametheweb.com/EULA.ZIP

It's not a ZIP ... it's got a GIF header. Rename it to .gif and you get:


Oh yeah this must be him (the text is about the conspiracy theory of Francis Bacon being the real Shakespeare).

But interesting book title: "Gustavi Seleni Cryptomenytices et Cryptographiae Libri IX". Funny how this post started and ended with a reference to "Cryptome" but I doubt they're related.

Also the alt text for the EULA.ZIP link is 0833030477. Perhaps he's referring to the ISBN of this book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0833030477/


Oh this is the final link I missed: http://drw.frametheweb.com/david-witzling-biography/

Photo by Dmitry Myaskovsky
Dmitry does seem like a real person so it's probably a collaboration (teacher + students?).

Also frametheweb.com and lhohq.info are hosted on the same GoDaddy server (along with 2000+ other sites but still).
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