Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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It honestly is a bit infuriating how media squashed the whole story, and people stopped giving a fuck. I understand this scandal could potentially bring down many high ranking figures, but if that's the cost of justice so be it. I'm disappointed with the FBI, and how politicized it has become, or maybe it has always been this way and I've just realized it.
 

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It honestly is a bit infuriating how media squashed the whole story, and people stopped giving a fuck. I understand this scandal could potentially bring down many high ranking figures, but if that's the cost of justice so be it. I'm disappointed with the FBI, and how politicized it has become, or maybe it has always been this way and I've just realized it.
It’s always been that way. In this case, both sides wanted the investigation to die. Unlike the Nixon era where Democrats wanted to get back at Nixon and the GOP for ending Johnson’s Great Society reforms. Most boomers, even boomercons, hail the 70s as some great era of transparency and accountability when it was anything but.

Another example is the Las Vegas shooter. Odd how ISIS claimed responsibility and all of the various idiosyncrasies of the shooter. Two years later and we still know next to nothing.
 
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saralovesjuicyfruit

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It’s always been that way. In this case, both sides wanted the investigation to die. Unlike the Nixon era where Democrats wanted to get back at Nixon and the GOP for ending Johnson’s Great Society reforms. Most boomers, even boomercons, hail the 70s as some great era of transparency and accountability when it was anything but.

Another example is the Las Vegas shooter. Odd how ISIS claimed responsibility and all of the various idiosyncrasies of the shooter. Two years later and we still know next to nothing.
At least LV gave us the Comp'd meme. Not a total loss.
 

jellycar

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Naomi Campbell addressed the Epstein connection (she was photographed in 2001 at her birthday celebration with Epstein, Glycerine, underage victim, and Nelson Mandela)


I genuinely believe she didn't know about his awful shit despite the fact she punches maids and is always fucking dramatic. But isn't there a rumor she is a madam? Lipstick Alley is convinced she’s a madam for all the young supermodels cus of her connections with all kinds of billionaires, world leaders, shieks, etc. She apparently runs that whole Cannes yacht girl model scene.
 

Smarty Pants

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Naomi Campbell addressed the Epstein connection (she was photographed in 2001 at her birthday celebration with Epstein, Glycerine, underage victim, and Nelson Mandela)

I genuinely believe she didn't know about his awful shit despite the fact she punches maids and is always fucking dramatic. But isn't there a rumor she is a madam? Lipstick Alley is convinced she’s a madam for all the young supermodels cus of her connections with all kinds of billionaires, world leaders, shieks, etc. She apparently runs that whole Cannes yacht girl model scene.
I don't buy it at all. You can't be as deep in the modelling scene as her and not know what people like Jeff do. And that's what all of these modelling agencies do.
 

greengrilledcheese

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Some video footage from outside Epstein’s cell is unusable, people familiar with investigation say

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/investigators-scrutinizing-video-outside-epsteins-cell-find-some-footage-unusable-according-to-people-familiar-with-the-inquiry/2019/08/26/df405636-c827-11e9-a4f3-c081a126de70_story.html (http://archive.fo/vNIwr)
At least one camera in the hallway outside the cell where authorities say registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein hanged himself earlier this month had footage that is unusable, although other, clearer footage was captured in the area, according to three people briefed on the evidence gathered earlier this month.

It was not immediately clear why some video footage outside Epstein’s cell is too flawed for investigators to use or what is visible in the usable footage. The incident is being investigated by the FBI and the Justice Department’s inspector general’s office, which are attempting to determine what happened and how to assess whether any policies were violated or crimes committed.

The footage is considered critical to those inquiries, and the revelation of an unusable recording is yet another of the apparent failures inside the Metropolitan Correctional Center, the short-staffed Bureau of Prisons facility in downtown Manhattan that held Epstein.

It’s unclear whether the flaw in the taping affected a limited duration of the footage or whether it was a chronic problem in the beleaguered Manhattan facility.
A Bureau of Prisons spokesman declined to comment, as did spokespeople for the FBI, the Justice Department and the U.S. attorney’s office in Manhattan.

The people who spoke about the footage did so on the condition of anonymity, citing the ongoing probe.

Epstein, a well-connected financier, had been charged in early July with sexually abusing dozens of young girls in the early 2000s and ordered held without bond. The arrest brought a sense of long-awaited justice to those who alleged Epstein abused them and who had earlier been dismayed by a 2008 plea deal he received to resolve similar allegations that was widely criticized as too lenient.

That deal allowed Epstein to plead guilty to two state charges and spend just 13 months in jail, with work release privileges. The new charges could have resulted in a prison term of as much as 45 years.

But on Aug. 10, the 66-year-old was found hanging in his cell. He was taken to a hospital, where he was later pronounced dead. His death was ruled a suicide.

Prosecutors have since moved to drop the charges against Epstein — although they continue to investigate those who might have conspired with him. A federal judge has scheduled a hearing for Tuesday to consider the matter and has indicated that those who say Epstein victimized them will be allowed to speak in court.

Meanwhile, there has been intense scrutiny of the federal facility where he was held, which did not follow its protocol in the handling of Epstein in several ways, officials have said.

Epstein should have been checked on every 30 minutes in the jail’s special housing unit, though it had been several hours since the last check when he was discovered as staff members delivered breakfast.

Investigators are exploring whether logs were falsified to indicate checks had occurred when they had not, a person familiar with the matter said.

The two officers on duty when Epstein apparently hanged himself were both working overtime — one forced, the other voluntarily, officials have said. One did not normally work as a corrections officer, though he had in the past and was allowed to do so, officials have said.

Epstein also was supposed to have a roommate, following a July 23 incident in which he was found on the floor of his cell with marks on his neck. Authorities suspected he had attempted suicide; Epstein said he believed he had been attacked.

He was placed on suicide watch for about a week after that — meaning he was monitored 24-7. He was placed back in the jail’s special housing unit late in the month and, for a time, had a new roommate.

But that person was transferred the day before Epstein’s death, and a new roommate was not assigned — despite the fact that at least eight jail officials knew Epstein was not to be left alone in his cell.

New York’s chief medical examiner, Barbara Sampson, ruled Epstein’s cause of death a suicideon Aug. 16. The ruling came five days after the medical examiner’s office conducted an autopsy and classified the cause of death as pending while seeking additional information.

The pathologist’s autopsy found Epstein suffered fractures in his neck bones, according to two people familiar with the findings. Among the breaks in Epstein’s neck was the hyoid bone, which in men is near the Adam’s apple. Such breaks can occur in those who hang themselves, according to forensics experts and studies on the subject. But they are typical in victims of homicide by strangulation, experts told The Post. Experts also caution that such a break must be viewed in the context of the findings of a full autopsy to draw a conclusion about a cause of death.

The hyoid bone becomes more brittle and is easier to break as people age. Epstein was 66.

Law enforcement officials have said they believe Epstein killed himself.

Lawyers for Epstein and his family had questioned Sampson’s ruling of suicide and the thoroughness of the investigation into Epstein’s death.

“The defense team fully intends to conduct its own independent and complete investigation into the circumstances and cause of Mr. Epstein’s death including if necessary legal action to view the pivotal videos — if they exist as they should — of the area proximate to Mr. Epstein’s cell during the time period leading to his death,” the lawyers said in an Aug. 16 statement. “We are not satisfied with the conclusions of the medical examiner."
 

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neverendingmidi

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God damn, this is depressing. The fact that the story got epsteined alongside Epstein is downright hard to accept.
It's funny, that's what I and a number of other people expected to happen. Granted, they haven't yet announced they lost all of the evidence collected from his home, but I'll give them to the end of the year to do that.
 
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