Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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TherapyMan

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What the fuck does unusable mean? This could mean literally anything. I suspect there's something that's run afoul the Rules of Evidence and would be inadmissible in court, but who can tell with such scant details.
 

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Superman93

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Injuries more consistent with murder than suicide, says expert hired by family


I don’t need an expert to tell me you can’t do suicide flips from a bunk bed if you 6 feet tall
 

Ellesse_warrior

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That's loser talk.

Weren't there people reporting on cameras malfunctioning the same day Epstein was found suicided? It was denounced as fake news by the media, but it made its way into the mainstream narrative somehow.
At this stage something being denounced as fake news by the media means nothing. Especially when it comes to Epstein. Think of how long they denied that he was a pedo in the first place.

If an inquest is done into his death do the findings become public like the records for other cases? I'm asking this as a general question too if there are any folks with legal experience. So if it was just a regular prisoner who died while in prison and it was investigated, are the documents made public?

Edited to add.
Why did Epstein have dentistry equipment in his house?
 
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greengrilledcheese

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FBI studies two broken cameras outside cell where Epstein died: source
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-people-jeffrey-epstein-cameras/fbi-studies-two-broken-cameras-outside-cell-where-epstein-died-source-idUSKCN1VI2LC (http://archive.fo/1pMok)
Two cameras that malfunctioned outside the jail cell where financier Jeffrey Epstein died as he awaited trial on sex-trafficking charges have been sent to an FBI crime lab for examination, a law enforcement source told Reuters.

Epstein’s lawyers Reid Weingarten and Martin Weinberg told U.S. District Judge Richard Berman in Manhattan on Tuesday they had doubts about the New York City chief medical examiner’s conclusion that their client killed himself.

The two cameras were within view of the Manhattan jail cell where he was found dead on Aug. 10. A source earlier told Reuters two jail guards failed to follow a procedure overnight to make separate checks on all prisoners every 30 minutes.

He had been taken off suicide watch prior to his death.

The cameras were sent to Quantico, Virginia, site of a major FBI crime lab where agents and forensic scientists analyze evidence.

The Washington Post reported on Monday that at least one camera in the hallway outside Epstein’s cell had footage that was unusable. The newspaper said there was other usable footage captured in the area.

The U.S. Justice Department declined comment. The FBI and Federal Bureau of Prisons did not respond to requests for comment. All are investigating his death. Lawyers for Epstein also did not respond to requests for comment.

Epstein, a wealthy 66-year-old money manager who once counted U.S. President Donald Trump, former President Bill Clinton and Britain’s Prince Andrew as friends, was arrested on July 6 and pleaded not guilty to sex trafficking charges involving dozens of girls as young as 14.

At Tuesday’s court hearing, 16 women said Epstein had sexually abused them, with some lamenting that his death deprived them of the opportunity to obtain justice.
 

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Injuries more consistent with murder than suicide, says expert hired by family


Well yeah, if they can keep pushing a murder conspiracy they can keep getting paid. If his death is fully and definitively ruled as a suicide then all of these lawyers will have to go find another ambulance to chase. Epstein's money was being made through means of human trafficking, so thanks to that fancy, new Executive Order his estate would just get annihilated and then there goes all of the money.
 

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There's literally no evidence of that.
What would be the threshold for the government being able to seize all his shit anyway? Would there need to be a conviction in court, or does an arrest by itself give them the grounds they need?

Either way, the point is moot. They ain't seizing shit from Epstein(or his estate). If they had any intention to, I'm sure there would have been some mention of it during all this coverage, especially during the will talk, or to at least counteract some of the lost legitimacy the authorities have suffered during this whole debacle. At this point I expect Epstein's lawyers to sue the corrections system and the justice department for big $, and to win, while Epstein's victims languish in litigation limbo and get nothing because everything he owns is now in a blind trust.
 

Smarty Pants

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It's either human trafficking or blackmail, cause nobody knows where his money really came from.
cause nobody knows where his money really came from.
We know where a big chunk of it came from - Les Wexner. And just because he was engaged in human trafficking, soliciting prostitution and (presumably) blackmail, this does not mean that that's where his money came from. We know that Epstein paid the girls he was travelling with around the world to have sex with people, but we have no indication or reason to believe that Epstein was paid to provide the girls. We don't have a reason to believe that he got money from powerful people that he was blackmailing either. Not to mention that you don't blackmail politicians for money to begin with - you do it for political leverage.
What would be the threshold for the government being able to seize all his shit anyway? Would there need to be a conviction in court, or does an arrest by itself give them the grounds they need?
They'd have to prove that he paid for his shit with money gained from illegal activities. There are things they can do post-mortem but I wouldn't hold my breath tbqh. His criminal scheme was so complicated that I doubt that even he fully understood all the ins and outs.
 

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We know that Epstein paid the girls he was travelling with around the world to have sex with people, but we have no indication or reason to believe that Epstein was paid to provide the girls. We don't have a reason to believe that he got money from powerful people that he was blackmailing either. Not to mention that you don't blackmail politicians for money to begin with - you do it for political leverage.
Well, in a sort of human centipede kind of way, the politicians Epstein was blackmailing were being pumped for money.. by blackmailing them for political leverage.. some of which was then funneled to Epstein.

You can pay for a lot with $234 billion of free money you're not legally supposed to receive.
 

Fapcop

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At this stage something being denounced as fake news by the media means nothing. Especially when it comes to Epstein. Think of how long they denied that he was a pedo in the first place.

If an inquest is done into his death do the findings become public like the records for other cases? I'm asking this as a general question too if there are any folks with legal experience. So if it was just a regular prisoner who died while in prison and it was investigated, are the documents made public?

Edited to add.
Why did Epstein have dentistry equipment in his house?
Probably to install tooth microphones on the girls he was pimping out.

Nah, just joking. Here are some likely reasons, listed in order of likelihood:

1. Because of wacky billionaire reasons.
It’s the kind of stuff you do, when you have hundreds of millions of dollars and don’t like going to the dentist. Install the hardware and fly the dentist out to see you.

2. Fix the teeth of the teenage girls.
Some of them came from Russia and other poor countries, and probably needed a brace here or there or having fillings done.

3. Sexual fetish reasons.
Epstein watched a porn movie one time featuring a “14” year old girl visiting the dentist, and getting more than her teeth cleaned. He decided to reenact that scenario multiple times.
 

AnOminous

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Why cant the CIA just come out publicly and say "yeah we fucking killed him, he diddled kids while working for out greatest ally, problem?"
His task of getting all the vids and pics of people Israel doesn't like fucking kids was accomplished, and the pedo himself had become a liability, so it was time to get rid of him.
 

wet_mop

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He might still be alive if he hadn't committed to having a conscience that was 100° below zero.

(Disregard the title of this video)


If you're impatient, skip to 25:00
 

Fapcop

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He might still be alive if he hadn't committed to having a conscience that was 100° below zero.

(Disregard the title of this video)


If you're impatient, skip to 25:00
Hehe... Yeah right! Former “Illuminati”
Banker?! You gotta be kidding!

Answer this! If he’s really a former “Illuminati” banker and is exposing shit, then how come he’s not dead, hmm?

I mean, there’s no way they’d let him live if he rea-oh shit...

 
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