Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

WHO THE FUCK DID IT

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  • Matt Groening

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Smarty Pants

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Apparently the Prince Andrew stuff is officially out of the news cycle and now we're switching to his M.I.T. donations. Why not just go straight for the Clintons at this point? They're not going anywhere politically anytime soon and the story there is much juicier. Epstein's M.I.T. charity scandal boils down to people just wanting Epstein's money. I don't really see any allegations of illegality.

Bill Gates is being tied up in this as well:
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/09/jeffrey-epstein-got-bill-gates-meeting-after-aggressive-lobbying-campaign.html
Gates is said to have traveled on Epstein's plane. That doesn't necessarily mean he did any weird stuff, but I wouldn't be surprised.
 

pwnest injun

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It's literally a rule in every single country that you can't prosecute dead people. What are they going to do, prop up his corpse and try it? Sentence it to life?
Well there's plenty of irregularities, suggesting a criminal conspiracy. In a RICO case, if the prime party of interest died, would the investigation end? There ought to be some way to take things forward as a criminal case with a corpse at the center of it. Also, challenge for proof of death. If someone can get to the two guards they put on him, they can get to the county medical examiner too.
 
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3119967d0c

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Well there's plenty of irregularities, suggesting a criminal conspiracy. In a RICO case, if the prime party of interest died, would the investigation end? There ought to be some way to take things forward as a criminal case with a corpse at the center of it. Also, challenge for proof of death. If someone can get to the two guards they put on him, they can get to the county medical examiner too.
Knock it off, buddy. You're not going to get me to search "will RICO case end if suspect 'dies'". That's right up there with "inspire magazine backissues" in the Echelon wordlist.

But seriously though, while I'm sure something like that would be legally possible, noone involved has any interest in doing so. At best, these people are embarrassed that this intelligence agent was allowed to get away with doing all this sick, perverted shit to entrap their peers for such a long time. Those who had some association with the guy, like Trump, even if they didn't fuck any ephebes, just want the whole thing to go away so that their names are no longer mentioned in connection to him.

The only people who really want this to go on are Epstein's defence lawyers, but I'd be amazed if they can find a way to sue the federal government for all the money that they anticipated gaining in the course of defending Epstein.

The most prominent figure I'm aware of who's talking about Epstein is Tom Arnold, best known for being Roseanne's husband. This fucking guy is spitting out a mix of stuff that could be interesting if true (claims that Epstein financed a Trump project after 'Russian investors' backed out) and total bullshit- downplaying the surveillance setups, pretending Epstein wasn't Israeli intelligence, etc. Bizarre stuff.
https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous%2Fepisode-55-tom-arnold-pills-the-podcast
 

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The most prominent figure I'm aware of who's talking about Epstein is Tom Arnold, best known for being Roseanne's husband. This fucking guy is spitting out a mix of stuff that could be interesting if true (claims that Epstein financed a Trump project after 'Russian investors' backed out) and total bullshit- downplaying the surveillance setups, pretending Epstein wasn't Israeli intelligence, etc. Bizarre stuff.
https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous%2Fepisode-55-tom-arnold-pills-the-podcast
This is a man who also insists that the Trump piss tapes are real and that he has them, but when pressed for confirmation on live television freezes up like a six year old who just got caught stealing from his mom's purse. I wouldn't put any weight to anything he says, especially not Trump-related. He's legitimately insane.
 

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Well there's plenty of irregularities, suggesting a criminal conspiracy. In a RICO case, if the prime party of interest died, would the investigation end? There ought to be some way to take things forward as a criminal case with a corpse at the center of it. Also, challenge for proof of death. If someone can get to the two guards they put on him, they can get to the county medical examiner too.
Not really. A criminal prosecution is against the defendant. If you continue to investigate and find other perpetrators you can prosecute them. If you have multiple defendants you can prosecute the ones living.
 

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This is a man who also insists that the Trump piss tapes are real and that he has them, but when pressed for confirmation on live television freezes up like a six year old who just got caught stealing from his mom's purse. I wouldn't put any weight to anything he says, especially not Trump-related. He's legitimately insane.
He actually talks about this near the end. His take on it is that Trump is not into urolagia as such, which is really the big 'smear' involved in the piss tape thing*, but instead that at some point after he was done fucking some prossies he made a remark about Obama having slept in the bed and had them piss on the bed for a lark.

Seems like a fun joke as long as you aren't too worried about getting your platinum black card charged for replacement of a super-king mattress, I think it would be funny and I think Trump would think it funny. I'd have to see a tape to be sure, but it doesn't seem out of character or anything.

* it strikes me as odd that people would consider a little erotic urination more 'gross' than transexuals or homosexuals, who are widely accepted, but who am I to judge?
 

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He actually talks about this near the end. His take on it is that Trump is not into urolagia as such, which is really the big 'smear' involved in the piss tape thing*, but instead that at some point after he was done fucking some prossies he made a remark about Obama having slept in the bed and had them piss on the bed for a lark.

Seems like a fun joke as long as you aren't too worried about getting your platinum black card charged for replacement of a super-king mattress, I think it would be funny and I think Trump would think it funny. I'd have to see a tape to be sure, but it doesn't seem out of character or anything.

* it strikes me as odd that people would consider a little erotic urination more 'gross' than transexuals or homosexuals, who are widely accepted, but who am I to judge?
This has always been the claim, and he autistically insists it's true and that he has evidence, but when backed into a corner admits he doesn't. You should look up videos of it, it's quite fantastic seeing him unravel more and more the longer the interview goes on.
 

Smarty Pants

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This fucking guy is spitting out a mix of stuff that could be interesting if true (claims that Epstein financed a Trump project after 'Russian investors' backed out) and total bullshit- downplaying the surveillance setups, pretending Epstein wasn't Israeli intelligence, etc. Bizarre stuff.
It wouldn't be so bizarre coming from him if you took a second look at that little hat he's wearing. Not to mention that this guy is certifiable.
 
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not william stenchever

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There was s Pope that did that to the corpse another Pope. The sentence was bring thrown in a river IIRC.
Incidentally the common people are said to have reported riverpope rising from the dead and performing miracles and the mock trial pope was dethroned, imprisoned, and strangled to death.
 

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Incidentally the common people are said to have reported riverpope rising from the dead and performing miracles and the mock trial pope was dethroned, imprisoned, and strangled to death.
Since nobody has any idea what kind of hideous "miracles" would be performed by an undead pedophile billionaire, it's best we don't tempt fate.
 

Smarty Pants

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Victoria's Secret boss 'embarrassed' by Jeffrey Epstein ties
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-49653273
Mr Wexner employed Mr Epstein as a close adviser, but cut ties in 2007.
They keep repeating the same lie over and over again.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/08/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-nyc-mansion.html?module=inline
Mr. Epstein said in the 1996 interview that the mansion was now his, though the transaction has never appeared in New York City records online. In 2011, he transferred ownership of the property from a trust connected to Mr. Epstein and Mr. Wexner to Maple Inc., a United States Virgin Islands-based entity under Mr. Epstein’s control, according to records.

The transfer document, from Nine East 71st Street Corporation to Maple Inc., did not list a purchase price, indicating that it did not involve any exchange of money.

A spokeswoman for Mr. Wexner said that he “severed ties” with Mr. Epstein about a decade ago. Erika Kellerhals, a lawyer in the Virgin Islands who handled the 2011 transfer for Mr. Epstein, did not return a phone call seeking comment.
He says that he cut ties in 2007 but it just isn't true.
 

Smarty Pants

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FREEFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO!

Daily Beast:
Renowned MIT Scientist Defends Epstein: Victims Were ‘Entirely Willing’
MIT bigwig Richard Stallman dismissed Epstein’s underage victims in emails and defended child pornography on his blog.

While MIT engages in damage control following revelations the university’s Media Lab accepted millions of dollars in funding from Jeffrey Epstein, a renowned computer scientist at the university has fanned the flames by apparently going out of his way to defend the accused sex trafficker—and child pornography in general.

Richard Stallman has been hailed as one of the most influential computer scientists around today and honored with a slew of awards and honorary doctorates, but his eminence in the academic computer science community came into question Friday afternoon when purportedly leaked email excerpts showed him suggesting one of Epstein’s alleged victims was “entirely willing.”

An MIT engineering alumna, Selam Jie Gano, published a blog post calling for Stallman’s removal from the university in light of his comments, along with excerpts from the email in which Stallman appeared to defend both Epstein and Marvin Minsky, a lauded cognitive scientist and founder of MIT’s Artificial Intelligence Lab who was accused of assaulting Virginia Giuffre. Giuffre has alleged that sex offender and financier Epstein trafficked her to powerful men for sex, including Minsky, who died in 2016. She’s alleged that Epstein and his alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell recruited her at Mar-a-Lago when she was 16 years old.

Stallman also wrote in the email exchange that “it is morally absurd to define ‘rape’ in a way that depends on minor details such as which country it was in or whether the victim was 18 years old or 17.”

A deep dive into his writings shows this isn’t the first time Stallman has expressed such questionable views, however. He has written dozens of posts on his personal website in favor of legalizing pedophilia and child pornography for more than 15 years.

“This ‘child pornography’ might be a photo of yourself or your lover that the two of you shared. It might be an image of a sexually mature teenager that any normal adult would find attractive. What’s heinous about having such a photo?” Stallman wrote in 2011 on his personal site, stallman.org, in an argument in favor of Congress limiting laptop searches at the U.S. border.

Stallman currently works as a visiting scientist at MIT, according to the website of the university’s Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Lab (CSAIL), and as the president of the Free Software Foundation, which he founded in 1985. Stallman has been seen as a pioneering computer scientist for decades, especially in his creation of and advocacy for new kinds of freely available software. Much of his work underpins modern computer science. He’s worked at MIT on and off since the 1980s, and he spoke at a Microsoft computer science research center just last week. The Free Software Foundation, Microsoft, and MIT did not immediately respond to requests for comment on Stallman’s remarks.

Stallman also did not respond to a request for comment from The Daily Beast.

Stallman commented on the news of Epstein at length on his personal site. In April of this year, the programmer wrote of one story, “I disagree with some of what the article says about Epstein. Epstein is not, apparently, a pedophile, since the people he raped seem to have all been postpuberal.” He preferred to call Epstein a “serial rapist.”

Chafing at the idea of a legal age of consent was a favorite theme of his, per his earlier blog posts. In 2003, he said, “I think that everyone age 14 or above ought to take part in sex, though not indiscriminately. (Some people are ready earlier.)”

Alan Dershowitz, one of the lawyers who helped broker Epstein’s 2008 sweetheart plea deal, has also argued against age of consent laws, calling statutory rape an “outdated concept” in a 1997 op-ed and suggesting on Twitter in July that a 16-year-old should have the “constitutional right” to consensual sex.
 

neverendingmidi

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Lemme guess, all interest in the people listed in his little black books, labeled videos, and all other evidence from his house has disappeared. Nothing to see here, no big circle of human trafficking, no reason not to shred everything that was collected.

It's done and over with. There will be no further investigations, I would bet on it.
 
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